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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 9h

(The cone starting to crack in his grip as he can't hold his anger back any longer) "Listen here, Jack."

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 10h

"Let's see you field the ball properly while wearing 27 RINGZ BAYBEEE!"

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 10h

"We were raised Catholic, but we were never more than Christmas, Easter and Sox Deep Playoff Run Catholics."

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 16h

“That’s Brisk, baby.”

A black and white claymation puppet of Frank Sinatra holding a fully colored can of Brisk Iced Tea from the 1990s ad campaign.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 16h

Cultural Zionism > Musical Zionism > Fifth Wave Zionism (basically Matisyahu but for Ska)

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17h

“Yea, for the Lord had struck down Babel, only to raise up another tower. His own son. An absolute unit.” Matthew 1:1

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Diedieidiediediedie. But seriously, the ending where the camera pushes in on her when she's just thunking the knife into the floor. Very creepy.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In an episode of Tom & Jerry, Tom's girlfriend keeps beating him because she thinks Jerry is cute, but then she kisses him & remembers she likes the taste of mice. There's a shot where Jerry's trying to hop away & looks down the hallway & she's just tearing ass toward the camera. Terrified me at 5.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The alertest of old friend alerts going on in Milwaukee right now.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He's still alive, so if we just relitigate this thing one more time, we might be able to get him in.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Yeah man, give me one of those bodysuits with the weird upholstery elements on the chest. No problem, it's fine. The beiger the better. You guys complain about scrubbing plasma conduits? I'll do that shit, 100 percent. Just let me hang out."

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The guy from Mystery Men who can turn invisible but only if nobody is looking at him, but an entire organization.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"Welcome... to Los Angeles Dinosaurs."

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't pay enough attention to British politics, so every time I check in it ends up being the Donald Glover pizza gif. What the fuck is going on on that island?

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cheating, because I can't say that it's actually my favorite, but it was absolutely wild to stumble across this more-or-less-direct-to-video movie on Starz or something in high school at midnight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mTJ...

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Drive Mark Dacascos (Vs) Masayo Kato Final Combat

YouTube video by Ninjanelsecchio blu

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always thought it was such a perfect expression of one of the main underlying themes of GoT/ASoIaF: people who think they're tough vs people who are the genuine article.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Writing shit on the glass and banging on it like Zero Dark Thirty.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The music sting when the penny drops.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Playing mailbox baseball with ace and the boys on their way to see the Bauer kid’s body.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Secretary of State Mister Bean.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm sure he's nice, but every shot I see of this Ben Rice kid looks like the headshot of a serial killer from the 1960s.

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SOX ADVANCE

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like nuclear powered rock melters? The modern tech industry is never beating the torment nexus allegations. www.goodreads.com/series/65186...

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The Subterrene War Series by T.C. McCarthy

Germline (The Subterrene War, #1), Exogene (The Subterrene War, #2), and Chimera (The Subterrene War, #3)

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He looks as if “looking like a gross schlub” is his schtick, but I don’t think there’s any irony, here.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like Treat Williams and William Devane's faces merged. Also, he looks like he's photoshopped in from a picture taken in 1989.

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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SOX WIN SOX WIN

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want to say this is very “Mary Worth” in its many-pannelled, domestic-slice-of-life vibe, but I don’t know enough about comics to make that call. Click through to check my work!

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Where’s my goddamn football phone?”

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Responding to the “dicks out for harambe” movement with “#BallsOffForApplewhite.”

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pointing to republican strongholds that have weak polling and just flinging ill conceived industrial plants at them. “That’s why we’re opening up a new shipyard in representative Clancy’s district, even though he’s hideous and I hate him.” “So… you’re gonna open up a shipyard. In Idaho.”

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"... and then Cartman just blurted out a slur, it was nuts, ha ha. So, anyway, it was definitely her dad."

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cover up that hammy with a stinkin' bag of ice.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Approximately 2,500 restaurants in the Chicagoland area would have had one of the following: a signed headshot, or a picture of him seated at a table, awkwardly smiling at the camera while the owner leans over him with a big dumb grin. There’d also be a signed headshot of Mark Giangreco.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Although he wasn’t pushed with the same oomph as Sam Worthington, I kinda feel like he was also pushed into a lot of roles when it wasn’t called for. Like, who’s clamoring for this much Jai Courtney?

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These are like movie posters from an alternate universe.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

r/AskaLawyer “I let my 5 year old kid have my phone and he accidentally invited Jensen Huang to show us a semiconductor world beyond pleasure and pain, can I do anything before we’re transmogrified into computer chips?”

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“But I didn’t complete the lament configuration! Hell, I didn’t even start it!” “We’re skipping that part from now on. It’s an inefficiency,” he replies as he puts on a second leather jacket.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of those game shows where the bell rings and both people race to put on some oversized costume and then work their way through a grease covered obstacle course.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People frequently confuse Wife State University for University of Wife. The former is in Marshfield and is considered a bit of a party school, and the other is in College Park and is somewhat more prestigious.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I once referred to it as “going to beautiful downtown wife city” and she served me with divorce papers inside of 8 hours.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, yeah. You weren’t at a Silicon Valley party, so that tracks.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A group of people who famously have a lot of time on their hands between gigs, and positively revel in being petty. There’s no way they didn’t install some sort of doomsday deadman’s hand.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cut to Worf's talking head and it's just him screaming the Klingon mourning ritual.

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