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Stay for dinner and water and music. Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.

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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wondering if there’s something to be said about declining powers and the primacy of perception over facts, I dunno.
A picture of Dyatlov (sp?) from HBO’s “Chernobyl” in his white uniform, along with his famous “Not great, not terrible” mantra captioned along the bottom.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The “I don’t think of you at all” meme from Mad Men, with the top caption saying “we’ve taken something you hold sacred and defiled it by making it chud coded” and the bottom caption saying “what in the fuck are you talking about?”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David is sitting opposite Pul F. Tompkins (who plays his lawyer) and is accusing him of pretending to be Jewish.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“That’s Brisk, baby.”
A black and white claymation puppet of Frank Sinatra holding a fully colored can of Brisk Iced Tea from the 1990s ad campaign.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Get it before it sells out."
Jude Law in a frankly Star Trek TOS-ass hazmat suit in the movie "Contagion"
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A picture of a mother holding her young child. They both have cigarettes. With the caption: “When you light up, so do they. Now you both look cool as fuck.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As always
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For some reason all I see is Chris Parnell in a platinum wig.
Noted comedian and voice actor Chris Parnell
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Eye of Sauron
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would only ever see this at family parties, and every time it was a religious experience.
An image of a generic "Cream Soda" can from Jewel (a Chicago area grocery store) as they were designed in the 1980s. It is light blue, with darker blue accents. It is beautiful.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our age of bronze is collapsing
A zoomed in image of Donald Duck in the water after he was pushed off a Disney cruise ship from the 9/10/2026 Swan Boy comic.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Shepard."
The Illusive Man from the Mass Effect series, smoking a cigarette in front of a star.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"You just missed the craziest of crazies. Cheap money. Fake sticker. WEIRD TEST? And finally CAAAAASSHHH BAAAAAAACK!"
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been trying to think what this was reminding me of, and while I don’t think it was actually T Bird getting popped in the Crow, obviously I gotta go with the Crow.
T-Bird (played by David Patrick Kelly, best known as the guy clanging the bottles together in “The Warriors”) getting taped into the driver’s seat of his car before Eric drives it off a pier and blows it up in “The Crow”. One of the coolest shots in 90s cinema follows, but I don’t have the gif of that.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I realize I've turned Brooks Lee into this guy from the Good Place:
Benjamin Koldyke as Brent Norwalk in "The Good Place" wearing a blue, puffy sleeveless zip-up with his own name on the breast, over a long sleeved t-shirt. He looks kind of douchey (because the character is), but I like to imagine the actor is a nice enough guy, but I haven't heard anything.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was so busy dwelling on “you’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this” that I completely forgot about “HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY TAM-BOUR-IINNNE?” Which also skips over him having a psychotic break and laughing maniacally as he emptied a Tommy gun in “The Shadow” Guy was never ONCE too big for a role
“You’ll receive the Order of Lenin for this.”

Tim Curry in The Hunt For Red OctoberAn extremely blurry screenshot of a gif of Tim Curry rocking the fuck out in The Worst Witch
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“You got that picture of the Lord of Darkness for the cover art for the movie’s soundtrack?” “Sure thing. Real fucking sexy, just like you asked.” (The synth stylings of Tangerine Dream start playing in the background)
Promo art for the 1985 movie “Legend” with Tim Curry dressed up as the lord of darkness (all red, fake hooves for feet, fucking giant-ass horns) with no shirt and with one hand on what I can only describe as a saucily cocked hip and the other holding up some evil looking fantasy spear while his dark cape billows away to his right.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Counter: it is cool to listen to Asia.
A scene from the episode of The Venture Brothers where the father is introducing Dean to progressive rock. Doctor Venture is blowing dust of a vinyl record, and holding an album jacket that may or may not be an actual album by an actual band, but certainly *looks* like the sort of album cover a prog rock band would have in the 70s.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A scene from “Red Dragon” where Edward Norton (as Will Graham) and Harvey Keitel and another actor are reading a fawning letter from Hannibal Lecter to an at-large serial killer. The lines from the movie have been changed to “‘Dear Donald. You honor me. You are very beautiful…’ Christ.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well, he was always a fave when I played Tekken, but I don’t know what he expected this guy to do.
Marshall Law from Tekken
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Simpsons- Bart is standing in front of a display of novelty license plates, saying, "Aw, come on-- Moke?"
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This mfer.
Senator Keene from HBO’s Watchmen sitting in a warehouse in front of some goons wearing Rorschach mask monologuing about why he’s doing evil, saying, “First he took our guns.”Same Senator Keene, saying, “and then he made us say sorry.”Senator Keene explaining how he has been blocked from fulfilling the vision of Martin Luther King jr, saying, “Sorry for the color of our skin.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
George C. Scott as general Buck Turgidson in “Doctor Strangelove” saying “Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair missed.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Starring you… and you.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A screen cap from either Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain or Ground Zeroes where Boss/Snake is addressing his soldiers saying, “Taco Bell is a brand that believes in living mas. You are all examples of the live mas mentality.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only nixonmaxxing any of us should accept. I fucking dare them to follow through.
Richard Nixon smirking and looking positively coy sipping a drink through a straw out of some sort … I want to say it’s a goblet of some kind?Richard Nixon looking downright stolid as he humorously sips from a coconut.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dort’s freedom fantasy:
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s shit like this that makes me think maybe Jeff bezoar is right and we should put all our industry in space. Or the forest tires, at least.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Going down!
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah, thanks. I’d noticed.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tactical coffee!
Eddie Murphy as Randy Watson saying “Sexual Chocolate” in “Coming to America”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“It wasn’t my time! I’m not supposed to be here!”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And another one (regrettably with no attribution because I got it off Twitter years ago but it might be an @bransonreese.bsky.social original, though maybe not)
What looks like the cover to a rap album featuring a cartoon bear or mouse wearing a hoodie, some gold chains and a pair of sunglasses in front of a roiling storm cloud with lightning bolts coming out of it, under the label, “Dr. Poop: It’s Getting Bad.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This guy’s always on call:
A four panel comic. On the top left there sits a green skinned man in a red shirt and a pompadour saying, “hey, there’s a reason they call me Dr. Diarrhea.” The top right panel is a man in a hard hat entering the frame saying, “Nope! nope. Shut it down. Shut this one down.” The bottom left panel shows the second man dismantling the first as if he were theater prop, while someone from out of frame says, “load it all in the truck. Get it out of here.” The final panel on the bottom right shows a white square lying at an angle, as if the whole panel had been cleaned of everything from Dr. Diarrhea’s first panel and then fallen over, while two more speech bubbles come from out of frame saying, “Garbage. Just useless. Utterly pointless,” and “And pick up that frame.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A portrait of Union general John Sedgwick from the American Civil War, who famously said, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance," right before being shot and killed by a sharpshooter.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A screen cap from the Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are in a cart passing through the underwhelming Screamatorium. They are passing an old woman who is saying (and is captioned) “Behold the ravages of age.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Makes me think of this.
Two BlueSky posts, the first a quote from @postmalone where they are talking about why Costco is successful, and the second from Shiv Ramadas commenting  on the first, saying, “it’s fascinating to watch Costco lap everyone of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they’re impressed yet”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This but for modern basketball
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Feel the shtag
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I feel like this is the underlying position of a lot of people from the UK regarding ac use, but it’s also pretty clearly the position of a lot of Midwesterners I know.
Jason Lee as a devil in the movie “Dogma” adjusting the thermostat to turn on the air conditioning, with his lines from this scene in text on the left side of the image:

“No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“And beginning to smell.”
A still from Rowan Atkinson’s “Fatal Beating” sketch where he is on the right side of the frame, in the foreground, holding a cup of tea on a saucer, with another man sitting in the background looking to the left.
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Gotta pull out all the stops! And hire WAY more cops!”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rona, looking at Mr. Household’s head mounted on a foot like something out of House of 1,000 Corpses:
Rona from the Swan Boy comic, against a black background, with two speech bubbles saying, “Do you think that matters? You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Took me a minute to realize this guy was doing my favorite part of singing along to that song when I was in grade school.
An illustrated rat bard singing the “Yeah” part from Collective Soul’s “Shine”
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tmaher.bsky.social @tmaher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A picture of William Forsythe as Flattop in the Dick Tracy movie from the early ‘90s.
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