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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼 (He/Him)

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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My phone’s cellular data didn’t work for three days. Thanks, AT&T!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
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Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/09/2026
Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just left the key to my apartment in my jacket at work after specifically setting a reminder to grab it, because I got distracted by something else.
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Brass Eye: One Thing I Did Want To Happen
Alt: “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen,” from Brass Eye.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Rock Hard Piss” Rock hard piss Spaghetti looking pee Don’t mind this It’s all good for me Blood AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21/09/2026
She Was Squeezing Her Crotch And Fidgeting... This Married Woman Is Trying To Hold In Her Pee To The Upper Limit Of Her Endurance, Until She Just Had To Pee In Front Of Her Man In A Shameful Display Of Wetting Herself!! And When He Got Excited Over Seeing Her Wet, Beautiful Ass...
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you ever thought about what it’s like to be a little dog in the tall grass at the park on a warm day at the very end of summer
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“This is why we have sex with animals instead.”
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks for the recommendation, YouTube!
A song called “Kill Yourself” by Fresh Air.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
i know ross douthat might have the charisma of pocket lint and a really annoying voice, but thats not why he’s on TV. he’s on TV bc he’s so fucking sexy
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now that they have started to use red liquid in period product adverts we have to push them to start including clots
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/09/2026
Who wants a cup of Dog Penis?
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 12/09/2026
Watch Sports! Huge Titty Festival
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get vored
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/09/2026
Someone, Please Calm My Throbbing Pussy ... I'm Never Satisfied, No Matter Who I Fuck, So Today, Just Like Every Day, I'm Out To Get Creampie Sex With A Man I Just Met, Just For The Pleasure Of It. Aika Yamagishi
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Facebook Beef
playboy.com
People Are Buying Facebook Beef to Avoid "Mystery Meat"
After Trump announced a huge beef import, people freaked out by the move are looking for local meat—on Facebook.
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Javi @hope-incarnate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I get the "you should care about disabled people because one day you too will become disabled" but imo thats shitty anyway. You should care about disabled people because we're people. Its genuinely that simple
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
an embarrassed cat in the hat quickly walks away holding hat over groin
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Meri @meri.garden · 06/09/2026
one of my least favourite leftist trends is people deciding on some moral stance as an individual and then telling people if they disagree they are ‘crossing a picket line’ there’s something so neoliberal about conflating an organised workplace with ~online vibes~
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just realized the auto post numbering thing is going to be a great punctuation mark whenever someone gets Definitely Not Mad on here.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RCA Columbia Pictures Home Video B : 2s
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m fairly confident that “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” did not need a dance remix.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BURGER
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
mst3k hercules and the captive women cc woc 1994 09 15 : 5732s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 5732 seconds.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ Emergency warning

:3
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've got the brains You've got the looks
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 30/08/2026
i love when a song is happening in the world of a movie rather than just playing over the movie as a soundtrack. i think they call it diabetic music
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Once the Lego Mario minifigures come out, I can finally make the Star Trek/Mario crossover I’ve dreamed of for approximately three minutes.
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
1996 Parade magazine photoshoot of the cast of Star Trek: Voyager being either real sexy or super dorky with mid-90s tech. There is no inbetween.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tyler "Ninja" Blevins is Hbomberguy's Marth.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, Courtney Love isn't exactly the poster child for "partied constantly and never let it impact their work"
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Shane Luis @rerez.net · 23/08/2026
At Dick's Sporting Goods. Guy in front of me bought a mesh soccer ball bag. Speaking on his phone he says "I'm in line. Nope. I only ever buy my ball bags at Dick's." 10 year old behind us starts laughing so hard he craps himself.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/08/2026
you might think I'm mean to AI boosters on here, but you have yet to see me when someone matches with me on a dating app where I clearly have "no AI users please" in my criteria and then opens by seeking exemption for *their specific use cases*
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just saw a car with a giant-ass “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK” sticker on the window and nothing else.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I genuinely can’t tell if I’m having issues or the website.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My internet is being absolute balls right now, complete with scrotum!
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time for an oldie
The image is a five panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A little girl stands in the foreground, fists clenched while a boy in the background sticks his tongue out at her. "Teacher he wont stop making fun of me and I want to hit him!" 

Panel 2- A teacher bends down in front of the little girl, holding out a little foam ball. "Well we dont hit people, and when you get angry, you can use this stress ball to calm down."

Panel 3- The little girl looks at the stress ball in her hand, while the boy in the background continues to point and laugh at her. 

Panel 4- The girl whips around, chucking the stress ball directly into the boys face. 

Panel 5- She turns to the teacher saying, "wow you're right, that did help!" as the teacher holds her hand to her face, shocked.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m glad Mario Kart 8 Deluxe thinks Cloudtop Cruise is my favorite track just because I suck ass at the other three Special Cup tracks and I had to play it over and over again to get three stars.
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