Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My phone’s cellular data didn’t work for three days. Thanks, AT&T! 000
Reposted by Bri 👅gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received. 781450178
Reposted by Bri 👅jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/09/2026Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole 31277
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just left the key to my apartment in my jacket at work after specifically setting a reminder to grab it, because I got distracted by something else.static.klipy.comBrass Eye: One Thing I Did Want To HappenAlt: “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen,” from Brass Eye. 000
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Rock Hard Piss” Rock hard piss Spaghetti looking pee Don’t mind this It’s all good for me Blood AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 000
Reposted by Bri 👅JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21/09/2026She Was Squeezing Her Crotch And Fidgeting... This Married Woman Is Trying To Hold In Her Pee To The Upper Limit Of Her Endurance, Until She Just Had To Pee In Front Of Her Man In A Shameful Display Of Wetting Herself!! And When He Got Excited Over Seeing Her Wet, Beautiful Ass... 69626
Reposted by Bri 👅molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you ever thought about what it’s like to be a little dog in the tall grass at the park on a warm day at the very end of summer 272018141
Reposted by Bri 👅Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“This is why we have sex with animals instead.” 1161292
Reposted by Bri 👅victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026i know ross douthat might have the charisma of pocket lint and a really annoying voice, but thats not why he’s on TV. he’s on TV bc he’s so fucking sexy 1293060
Reposted by Bri 👅Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Now that they have started to use red liquid in period product adverts we have to push them to start including clots 636831
Reposted by Bri 👅USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Get vored 17735287
Reposted by Bri 👅lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion 233389461
Reposted by Bri 👅JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/09/2026Someone, Please Calm My Throbbing Pussy ... I'm Never Satisfied, No Matter Who I Fuck, So Today, Just Like Every Day, I'm Out To Get Creampie Sex With A Man I Just Met, Just For The Pleasure Of It. Aika Yamagishi 59729
Reposted by Bri 👅Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Facebook Beefplayboy.comPeople Are Buying Facebook Beef to Avoid "Mystery Meat"After Trump announced a huge beef import, people freaked out by the move are looking for local meat—on Facebook. 86978121
Reposted by Bri 👅Javi @hope-incarnate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I get the "you should care about disabled people because one day you too will become disabled" but imo thats shitty anyway. You should care about disabled people because we're people. Its genuinely that simple 2432206
Reposted by Bri 👅Meri @meri.garden · 06/09/2026one of my least favourite leftist trends is people deciding on some moral stance as an individual and then telling people if they disagree they are ‘crossing a picket line’ there’s something so neoliberal about conflating an organised workplace with ~online vibes~ 1151041
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just realized the auto post numbering thing is going to be a great punctuation mark whenever someone gets Definitely Not Mad on here. 031
Reposted by Bri 👅VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 03/09/2026RCA Columbia Pictures Home Video B : 2s 1247
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m fairly confident that “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” did not need a dance remix. 000
Reposted by Bri 👅VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 mst3k hercules and the captive women cc woc 1994 09 15 : 5732s 0326
Reposted by Bri 👅Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've got the brains You've got the looks 819730
Reposted by Bri 👅little baby granny 🏳️⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 30/08/2026i love when a song is happening in the world of a movie rather than just playing over the movie as a soundtrack. i think they call it diabetic music 1577
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Once the Lego Mario minifigures come out, I can finally make the Star Trek/Mario crossover I’ve dreamed of for approximately three minutes. 000
Reposted by Bri 👅Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express. 491572333
Reposted by Bri 👅disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Tyler "Ninja" Blevins is Hbomberguy's Marth. 0252
Reposted by Bri 👅Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 633128541
Reposted by Bri 👅Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394103678
Reposted by Bri 👅Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Also, Courtney Love isn't exactly the poster child for "partied constantly and never let it impact their work" 813151209
Reposted by Bri 👅Shane Luis @rerez.net · 23/08/2026At Dick's Sporting Goods. Guy in front of me bought a mesh soccer ball bag. Speaking on his phone he says "I'm in line. Nope. I only ever buy my ball bags at Dick's." 10 year old behind us starts laughing so hard he craps himself. 942320189
Reposted by Bri 👅Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 22/08/2026you might think I'm mean to AI boosters on here, but you have yet to see me when someone matches with me on a dating app where I clearly have "no AI users please" in my criteria and then opens by seeking exemption for *their specific use cases* 2657033
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just saw a car with a giant-ass “WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK” sticker on the window and nothing else. 020
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I genuinely can’t tell if I’m having issues or the website. 000
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My internet is being absolute balls right now, complete with scrotum! 000
Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m glad Mario Kart 8 Deluxe thinks Cloudtop Cruise is my favorite track just because I suck ass at the other three Special Cup tracks and I had to play it over and over again to get three stars. 000