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All my friends are heathens, make it so. |-/ 🖖🏼 (He/Him)

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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My phone’s cellular data didn’t work for three days. Thanks, AT&T!
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I made one too! Honestly, I see why they used AI; this took me like five months!
A white 8647 with rainbow square/circle things around it. All of this was drawn using the crayon tool in the Notes app.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surely Eric Adams had to have tried starting one of those at some point.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 28/09/2026
Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember catching an episode of The Chamber when I was a kid. Didn’t realize how fucked up it was at the time.
en.wikipedia.org
The Chamber (game show) - Wikipedia
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just left the key to my apartment in my jacket at work after specifically setting a reminder to grab it, because I got distracted by something else.
static.klipy.com
Brass Eye: One Thing I Did Want To Happen
Alt: “This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen,” from Brass Eye.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What are the odds that Trump even knows what vaping is?
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Rock Hard Piss” Rock hard piss Spaghetti looking pee Don’t mind this It’s all good for me Blood AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look, sometimes your piss just comes out looking like uncooked spaghetti.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t get it. What did they do wrong?
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21/09/2026
She Was Squeezing Her Crotch And Fidgeting... This Married Woman Is Trying To Hold In Her Pee To The Upper Limit Of Her Endurance, Until She Just Had To Pee In Front Of Her Man In A Shameful Display Of Wetting Herself!! And When He Got Excited Over Seeing Her Wet, Beautiful Ass...
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I’ll go with this for now.
Scaled and Icy (Livestream Version) by Twenty One Pilots
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you ever thought about what it’s like to be a little dog in the tall grass at the park on a warm day at the very end of summer
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Criterion version of WALL-E looks insanely good.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“This is why we have sex with animals instead.”
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
• Discussed in a post by Disc Horse Bot, where it asks if we can normalize them.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks for the recommendation, YouTube!
A song called “Kill Yourself” by Fresh Air.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just watched your “7 Years” review again, and oh no
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
i know ross douthat might have the charisma of pocket lint and a really annoying voice, but thats not why he’s on TV. he’s on TV bc he’s so fucking sexy
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Now that they have started to use red liquid in period product adverts we have to push them to start including clots
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 13/09/2026
Who wants a cup of Dog Penis?
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To be fair, I’d end there too if I were that song.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 12/09/2026
Watch Sports! Huge Titty Festival
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get vored
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026
I want to apologize for remarks I made a few years ago suggesting I believe every human is entitled to respect and dignity in addition to basic human rights. I had no way of knowing at the time this sentiment could be interpreted as applying to people of a gendered persuasion
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/09/2026
Someone, Please Calm My Throbbing Pussy ... I'm Never Satisfied, No Matter Who I Fuck, So Today, Just Like Every Day, I'm Out To Get Creampie Sex With A Man I Just Met, Just For The Pleasure Of It. Aika Yamagishi
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Facebook Beef
playboy.com
People Are Buying Facebook Beef to Avoid "Mystery Meat"
After Trump announced a huge beef import, people freaked out by the move are looking for local meat—on Facebook.
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Javi @hope-incarnate.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I get the "you should care about disabled people because one day you too will become disabled" but imo thats shitty anyway. You should care about disabled people because we're people. Its genuinely that simple
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More like DI Golf.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
youtu.be
Dankpods but he screams
YouTube video by Senna Lye
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s not a cult. Stop calling it that!
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
an embarrassed cat in the hat quickly walks away holding hat over groin
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Meri @meri.garden · 06/09/2026
one of my least favourite leftist trends is people deciding on some moral stance as an individual and then telling people if they disagree they are ‘crossing a picket line’ there’s something so neoliberal about conflating an organised workplace with ~online vibes~
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m genuinely trying to figure out which of these extremely basic sentences he needed help writing.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I just realized the auto post numbering thing is going to be a great punctuation mark whenever someone gets Definitely Not Mad on here.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You mean you’re not including this?
Reply from AlataWeasley:

“Somewhat related story time: I read a monster romance at one point and could not take it seriously from the start anyway. But at one point, one of the monster MMCS grows into a giant for plot reasons. But the fmc misses him and is horny and needs him right then, even though dude is described as being like 50 feet tall or something. He's horny too and his erection is described as being like 10 feet long and having the circumference of an oil drum or whisky barrel. Dude end up gently picking her up and sitting her on top of his erection like she's riding a horse and she grinds herself along one of his prominent veins until she finishes and apparently that's enough for him to also get off and make a huge mess. It was so ridiculous that it was hilarious.”
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What is Three Elevenezuela?
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One time I made a joke about the Puddle of Mudd guy that I expected zero people to care about and some guy DMed me about how cool he is.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RCA Columbia Pictures Home Video B : 2s
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Facts.
The square root of 29 equals the teacher guy.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m fairly confident that “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” did not need a dance remix.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(affectionate)
Okay so there’s a 56 year old woman here, but 56 has been changed to 58.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BURGER
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I just watched a video that incidentally briefly mentioned Toys “R” Us. It must mean something.
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Bri 👅 @tinysodacans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
abulamce
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