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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 11h
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14h
ken paxton:
I suffered for 19 years, it’s time for me to shake my ass on a YACHT. IN DUBAI. IN A THONG.
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok gay
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
same Martha
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello from me and the bad office bathroom lighting ft. a tear in my crotch xo
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Old music friday 🥲
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Teenage Talk
St. Vincent · Teenage Talk · Song · 2015
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
happy Friday tgif fcf Friday
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cait Sith guy kinda…..
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 07/10/2026
Mariah Carey stuns in front of ‘The Last Supper’ painting.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it's important to remember he knows exactly what's up and is obsessive about polling, and I would bet money the actual accepted definitions of socialism are more popular than he wants to address right now.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
Ahh, old hollywood. When the men were men
film credits:

gowns ....... bill thomas
make-up ......... bud westmore
hair stylist ........ larry germain
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
husbands and wives are still emailing each other in the fiction printed in the new yorker
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜 @killvore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 29/09/2026
Muse Can See Everything
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YUP!!
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy tinashe day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time theonion.com/record-executives-rele…
Record Executives Release Katseye For Daily Half Hour Of Yard Time
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gm
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Try not to say mother challenge but make it literal
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
liquid snake and his minion
painting of liquid snake sitting cuntily and there’s a minion with him
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In a padded cell where he belongs
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some of you
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Come back to me my beloved
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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💕Ͼん𝟈ᒋᒋ𐒋💕 @ BLFC 🔜 Nekocon, MFF @barabait.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love second hand shopping
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s so fucking hot
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/09/2026
I just fucked Ed Sheeran to death? What the fuck????
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only reporting 60 minutes should be doing now
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gm
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We used to have fun, didn't we?
A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):

[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s her day
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Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope he’s having a lovely and peaceful day today
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the possibility that love is not enough @rhena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
kirkin hard or charlie kirkin
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Second week of new job
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The Daredevil of no smell @videohell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The last time billionaires even approached the correct amount of reverence for the worker, was when Tracy Jordan asked to feel the rough parts of that guy’s hands.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 07/09/2026
In Orange County CA, we're spending Labor Day telling everyone to BOYCOTT STARBUCKS 🥰💅
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy bday mother
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 03/09/2026
I also can't tell the full story yet, but when Gloria Steinem was a co-chair of the Women's March, language supporting sex workers vanished from the march platform—but it was put back. Between the lines: sex workers won that fight, over Gloria's objections. The story as I could report it:
psmag.com
The Women’s March Is Pro-Choice and Pro-Sex Workers’ Rights — and Should Be Proud of It
(Photo: djc/Flickr) This Saturday in Washington, thousands of women — tens of thousands, maybe — will march, defining what women’s rights look…
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They got that shit ONNN
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tim @timsndd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ramona thank god.vid
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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