Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Junkoncé isn’t real; she can’t hurt you” Junkoncé: 180
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everything I’ve been forced to learn about Boston, I’ve learned via Fallout 4 081
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s Charm (2024) by Clairo Monday! Has everyone completed their government-mandated listening of Charm (2024) by Clairo? 050
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's go shopping, I'll buy a handbag I'll buy some shoes, I'll buy a smile I'll buy some jewelry, a personality A whole backstory, Cod declined 0121
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heyyy sorry I haven’t posted in a while. My soul was possessed by an ancient artifact that made me do unspeakable things—each deed worse than the last—over the past week. I’m all better now(: 2181
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Good morning and/or afternoon let’s get this money 0140
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I hope he’s having a lovely and peaceful day today 1141
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can we come over & stare at you from the darkest corner of your house? 2610
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Woof me once, shame on you Woof me twice, shame on me 0160
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doth thine cup runneth over? Verily, then thou hast best go catch it! 140
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This biker was riding on the sidewalk and almost crashed into me so I unfortunately had to use my ice magic and kill him 0100
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026⚠️ STOP ⚠️ You’ve reached a load-count checkpoint. Please reply with your current load count before continuing forward or you could face up to $2000 in legal fees ⚠️ STOP ⚠️ 040
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I need to be the tastiest Boymorsel at the bear bar block party this weekend or else the world will end 170
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that. 1102
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dude why the hell were you late for throat training? Coach is pissed 050
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You guys constantly seem to forget, so let me remind y’all one last time CUM👏IS👏FOOD👏 191
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Did yall know our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait 060
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You’re not a “daddy,” you’re an armored fish from the Devonian period dwelling in the middle to upper portions of the water column. 040
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026All of the Elite Seattle Bears will be at the gay campsite party this weekend 1101
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Having meetings on Friday is psychologically manipulative 020
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gay guys loooove being like “just landed in Chicago 😈” 0170
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I can instantly shut down anyone’s central nervous system with my mind 170
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Good morning, let’s all have an incredible week ❤️ 0270
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hope you guys like me for my posts and not just my toes 150
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why would She sell seashells by the literal sea shore? Is she dumb ? 1110
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Before this pool table we give to thee, thou must answer our riddles three 4380
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Straight Bear tripped into my arms at the bar last night and then bought me a drink…. My Etsy witch will be receiving a nice bonus 0180
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You’ve all been pawns in my game for quite some time now 330
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Sisters, if I can spill for a second, we’ve begun our initial descent and expect to arrive in approximately 30 minutes boots 080
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I am a social media manager, ᴘɪꜱᴄᴇꜱ ꜱᴜɴ But I killed my pet rabbit when I was 6 ɢᴇᴍɪɴɪ ᴍᴏᴏɴ I think in an intuitive way, ᴍᴇʀᴄᴜʀʏ ɪɴ ᴀʀɪᴇꜱ But kept the rabbit’s body in my closet for 2 weeks ᴍᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴇᴏ 020
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This is what Madonna meant when she said she had something she wanted to talk about 0200
