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Timothy Malstead

@timothymalstead.com
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Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far. 🕸️: timothymalstead.com

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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 15h
I love how the actor that played Mike in IT spoke with an approximation of a Maine accent for exactly one line and then never again. Something's turrable wrong in Derry!
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 07/10/2026
One through three, one to Freddy's Dead and Freddy V Jason is a perfect way to waste an entire day imo
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 18/09/2026
The third to last episode that had Tom Arnold as an oncologist that ran an indoor camp for cancer survivor kids was bizarre. Like a whole different show.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 18/09/2026
Stigmurder
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 16/09/2026
Sixth one is named Finer and he never moves.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 05/09/2026
That aside is doing a lot of work though
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 03/09/2026
Oh, I'll give that an apply!
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s not that complicated. The desire for change is eclipsing the fear of criticism of the party.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 15/07/2026
Social problems would be technical problems if it wasn't for those pesky people and their human nature...
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 07/07/2026
Activate baby shield!
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ya girl Riana @diyferret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I miss Satoshi Kon
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 28/06/2026
You're older than I thought then.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/06/2026
The guys in front of the La Cienega Home Depot would have hot mopped and tiled the reflecting pool in 3 days and you'd never have to touch it again
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 23/05/2026
I'm excited about the first canon appearance of the EU character Hōese-bi Lyon
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 29/04/2026
Fun song
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 15/04/2026
I got that
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 03/04/2026
I also love that he hated Picard.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s truly a cursed year to be a person who knows how things work and pays attention to the world.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 10/03/2026
That sucks, I'm sorry that's happening to you...
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 07/03/2026
That's fun
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i'm warning you all now that when the Second Reconstruction comes (inshallah) and politics seems slightly less existential i am going to become an incredibly annoying econ guy who complains about corporate taxes
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scarf-joint.bsky.social @scarf-joint.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A smart person knows there are better patterns than a for loop. A wise person knows to just use the damned for loop.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 13/02/2026
Also the same guy who posted the bizarre video about ai games being so incredible
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 12/02/2026
Creating with constraints exposes craftsmanship.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 12/02/2026
Side note, when Taylor Swift released an album called 'Mayhem' last year and it started tending, I was confused as hell for like 20 minutes.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 12/02/2026
It's always nice when you can find a black metal band that aren't fascists, only murderers.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 12/02/2026
I've always thought of them as 'Angry History Loving Dad Metal' personally.
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Andrea @hiphippie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hot take: I think some happiness in life comes from enjoying the mundane. The making dinner, sweeping the floor, cleaning the gutters kinda thing.
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James @43081j.com · 08/02/2026
`path-exists`, a package that runs the built-in `fs.access` in a try catch 130M/week.
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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can we talk about the Haitian Olympic uniforms? I’m tired and it’s almost midnight but dang Stella Jean said fuck you the Olympic committee and I’m so here for it?
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Clio2 @clio2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And some people are made to read, not sit there while a video host makes self-referential small talk and doles out the main point(s) in dribs. I want news, not a RELATIONSHIP.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/02/2026
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Accuse Noam Chomsky all you want, but nothing will ever diminish his enduring legacy as a trusted advisor to a child rapist and valued consigliere to a sex trafficking ring.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 02/02/2026
Torn between my disdain for the product and my love of prefacing things with "Boostin'".
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 02/02/2026
you're a senior engineer when this makes you happy
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 31/01/2026
If I was a billionaire I would give people $1,000 if they could tell me why they deserved it without using the letter 'e'.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 29/01/2026
Middle aged if he's gonna live to 130.
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InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈 @inclinedplane.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I would go so far as to say that STEM education which becomes unmoored from any connection to the humanities loses its own way and starts becoming a cult that is disconnected from the idea of truth.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Louder for the anti-humanities crowd in the back: MATHEMATICS IS ONE OF THE HUMANITIES. It's an esoteric fine art dedicated to the pursuit of the aesthetic principle of "elegance." It's only useful by accident.
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Sean Fallon @seanfallonwrites.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 27/01/2026
You could also grab a Switzerland domain if you wanted tomhomanisabit.ch
tomhomanisabit.ch
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
R.I.P. Sal Buscema.
A photo of Sal with various Marvel characters behind him.Good covers by Sal. Avengers #71, The Defenders #9, Sub-Mariner #37, and The Spectacular Spider-Man #200,
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Totally agreed
Drake meme but it’s Abe Simpson shunning “Choosing between realism and surrealism” and excitedly pointing at “destabilizing the concept of "real"”
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 19/01/2026
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