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Timothy Malstead

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Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far. 🕸️: timothymalstead.com

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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 09/01/2026
Pitt is just Hulk with claws
Pitt, a large muscled man with claws, looking very scary and agitated.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 09/11/2025
Welcome to Target
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 18/10/2025
And you thought they didn't get jokes on Bluesky. You amateurs.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 16/10/2025
Women don't like the vehicle
The Freeze Tank from the 1997 movie Batman and Robin. A modified streamline trailer with baffling spikes in the front. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 21/09/2025
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 13/09/2025
A young woman sits in a disheveled attic with her head twisted around on her neck. It is an ad for the too soon TV series of The Exorcist.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 07/09/2025
Dr I trust more than RFKJR
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 24/07/2025
If you see this, post a redhead
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen, as drawn by Jack Kirby. Jimmy is wearing white gloves and a green jumper and is preparing to jam out on a 70's futuristic Kirby keyboard device, probably sold to him by a swami or something. He is wearing very thick headphones. Superman is in the upper right background, also wearing large headphones, looking very resigned at preparing to deal with whatever dumb crap his best friend has cooked up now.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 03/07/2025
Bummer. Sorry about that. Tbh I think this wouldn't bug me half as much if they weren't promoting things like they are in their pinned post "we must resist in every way possible" etc. Sad that every way possible doesn't seem to include talking to people. Er, no, not sad. Massively hypocritical.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 13/06/2025
I'd watch a live action Deadman done in an anthology horror style
A drawing by Mike Mignola of Deadman, wearing a red circus acrobat's costume with a high collar. He is standing in front of an ancient looking statue, possibly Sumerian.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 09/06/2025
Four Waymo jags, one after the other, covered in graffiti and with their sensors disabled. A fifth decides its had enough and tries to leave only to be thwarted by someone just kinda standing there. I do love this city.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 09/06/2025
Peaceful protest
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 03/06/2025
#ExilesInJune Day 1: Phoenix. What if... Turner D. Century became the Phoenix. That could be fun.
The deviously dapper Turner D. Century
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 14/05/2025
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 03/05/2025
Was this written by The Tall Man?
The sinister Tall Man holds forth one of his devious killer floating orbs.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends
Joel Robinson, Crow T Robot and Tom Servo of television's Mystery Science Theater 3000
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 02/05/2025
Goblin Cock's 'Dragonf*ucker: A Cock Opera' came out 15 years after their debut 'Bagged and Boarded'
The cover art to Goblin Cock's 2020 album Dragonfucker: A Cock Opera. A stylized medieval knight and dragon engage in battle while  connected in a ring.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 01/03/2025
IIRC, part of the licensing deal between Toho and Marvel was that some of the Marvel artists did some design work for Toho properties. That's how you got things like the Hela-esque headdress sported by Machiko Soga in Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan.
Machiko Soga as the evil Queen Hedrian in Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan(1981)
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 27/02/2025
I always enjoyed Lee Ving in Clue
Lee Ving, lead singer of LA punk stalwarts Fear, as Mr. Boddy in Clue (1985)
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 09/02/2025
Else blocks are there for a reason folks.
A picture advertising a tax accountant with a blank template string instead of the name of a city
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 29/01/2025
No phone, I did mean to write it like that.
An image of my phone taking issue with my saying 'I've heard tell that' instead of 'I've heard that'.
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