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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On Apple Music and Spotify, you can go to the artist's page and click "Suggest Less" to remove him from your algorithms and curated playlists. Tidal will straight up let you block him. No reason to listen to his milquetoast inoffensive elevator music. Do the same for P!nk while you're at it.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Missouri's field goal attempt is blocked and Austin Alexander takes it back for a Kansas touchdown
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BLOCK CHALK JAYHAWK
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clock at zero, ball still not touched (hard to make out, I get it)
the clock is at zero on the first Michigan Hail Mary play
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone in these pictures thought they won
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/08/2026
One Ossoff joke produced more coordinated deployment than most NATO exercises.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The reaction MAGA is having to Sen. Ossoff bringing up Natalie Harp reminds me of that time Tim Walz discovered you could just call them "weird." A simple observation that apparently hits at something incredibly unsettling in them. And their only response is to lash out.
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nothing he’s saying here should illicit the reaction we’ve see from so many in the admin tonight. He scored a direct hit on something.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2026
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I can't stress enough how good the new restoration of "Mars Attacks!" is. It's like I was watching a completely new film for the first time. The kind of movie that reminds you that Tim Burton was doing some very good stuff in the 90s. A transformative restoration.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If AIPAC's commitment to arming a rogue state isn't enough for you, I cannot emphasize enough that this organization is just a slush fund for GOP donors to influence Dem races. Their donor base is mostly conservatives who want Republicans to win.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
ESPN pivoting from sports to manosphere slop is like when MTV stopped playing music videos
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s completely nuts that Trump won by less than 2M votes with near universal media help and worldwide rage at incumbents and the media treated this like a permanent sea change towards MAGA and now less than 2 years later he’s the least popular President in history and there’s no media reckoning
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is how you write a headline
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want 4 day work weeks, free universal healthcare, and a livable wage to meet my basic needs!!
Anne Hathaway as Penelope in her soon to be Oscar winning performance screaming I want odysseys in the odyssey 2026
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Right wing folks have moved on from brigading online reviews of The Odyssey to brigading online reviews of Troy to talk about how much better it is than The Odyssey. Really interesting way to cope, I guess.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Christ do you ever hit amyl poppers and the wifi slows down? Fuuuck
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They're so proud of this Olive Garden line. Every republican is jumping in front of any available camera and microphone to say it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/07/2026
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-s…
Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Straight people will still be like "the Call Me Maybe girl?"
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/07/2026
11 years ago today, Carly Rae Jepsen released “Run Away With Me.”
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re waiting for another evil old republican to die, stay in line!
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B0YKSSR @zachwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me when it’s not okay because I DON’T FUCK WITH IT.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Just ordered the new 4K restorations of The Boys in the Band and Jesus Christ Superstar.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Essentially the plot of the musical "1776."
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/10/2025
love to hear family members being like "can you believe they give $50,000 to refugees for doing nothing i read it on facebook" homie you were forwarding me chain emails about mars inverting the earth's gravity in 2003 you should not be allowed access to the internet
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
MALIGNANT (2021)
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Tea Party was a top-down astroturfed marketing campaign to rebrand the right wing of the GOP to a something that wasn't associated with George W. Bush's toxic Presidency. The extent to which it was an "insurgency" or "anti-establishment" is wildly overstated.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s time for the British people to accept that all their attempts at self-government in the past 1600 years have failed, and resubmit to Roman rule
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
One of my favorite shows ever.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Planning two upcoming double feature movie nights. Themes are "The Dangers of AI" featuring M3GAN and The Matrix, and "Ahead of Their Time" featuring Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story and Speed Racer.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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timmyhewitt.bsky.social @timmyhewitt.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This Pride Month, I'm getting into the films of the Wachowski sisters. Currently on the new 4K remaster of Speed Racer. It's insane. "Ahead of its time" gets thrown around a lot, but this movie actually fits that description. We weren't ready for a *literal* live-action anime in 2008.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ppl who shit on sports to prove socialism credentials are extremely funny, like genuinely
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rock Chalk Algeria #2
leggy algerian jayhawk
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ROCK CHALK ALGERIA 🇩🇿
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