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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Friday, was a very one track week
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
one thing i learned from dolly parton, who wrote jolene and i will always love you in the same day, is that i could never do that
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man I love having a working search engine
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Every time I stop using the app I feel like this
Miner giving up before he hits jackpot
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I actually can't imagine a world where this show gets seven seasons, the TV industry doesn't work that way anymore Two seasons, season 2 being aired in silence, that's my guess
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how it feels to respond to people’s prompts about their favorite show/movie on hinge
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the new septa bus signs have such a small font for the number AND the description and i don't like them. also why white on black???
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/08/2026
AOC being single is like “the olsen twins are turning 18” for guys who faced a grievance hearing over aggressive sexual behavior towards women in their DSA chapter
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CosmiKazie @cosmikazie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Alright, listen up Mac. I'd tell you to get out there and knock this guy's socks off, but that's Sneakers O' Toole. He never takes so much as his sneakers off! Keep him in your sights and give him all you got, cause once he gets away from you, you'll never catch him! Not in those shoes, at least."
little mac and doc lewissneakers o toole
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Quaker Oats guy saying the quoted skeet
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Okay so I just can't post on the other one lmao
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i was hoping the chuck norris stuff didnt make it here tbh
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the surveys were annoying enough, now to apply for jobs they want me to play shitty web games
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
For the longest time I thought "Our God Is An Awesome God" was a real hymn that was like two hundred years old, but it came out in 1988, it uses "awesome" the same way the Ninja Turtles did
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Hey
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Kandy'z Karamel ✨ @kandykane923.blacksky.app · 19/02/2026
Welp
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jeanne ne sais quoi @jeannedarc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
idk how to get followers on here, i need to be famousssssss
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Alright, heading back out, hope you guys are cooler in February
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Focus, M
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
my favorite past time when talking to much younger men is to give them advice on wooing women that is really just care and feeding instructions for iguanas
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
johnny rico in starship troopers saying “kill em all!”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas people
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
still my favorite christmas post
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Dec 25, 2020
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Houre Outside in the Snow - Modern Baseball

I spent all of Christmas Eve trying to get warmer
After standing outside for hours
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Happy neck deep day to all who celebrate
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This must be my exit by oso oso
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
2 beers in: already feels like it's one of those nights
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
5x5 Friday
The Wonder Years - The Upsides
State Champs - Around the world and back
Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to be stupid
Motion City Soundtrack - I am the movie
Arm's Length - Never before seen, never again found.
The Wonder Years - No Closer to Heaven (10th anniversary)
The Wonder Years- The Greatest Generation
Acceptance- Phantoms
The Wonder Years- No Closer to Heaven
Broadside - Old Bones
Little Big League - Those Are Good People
State Champs- The Finer Things
Weird Al Yankovic- Bad hair day
Moxy Fruvous- Bargainville
The Story So Far- Under soil and dirt
Weird Al Yankovic - Weird Al Yankovic
Arm's Length- There's a Whole World Out There
Hot Mulligan- Pilot
Hot Mulligan- Why Would I Watch
Hot Mulligan- You'll be fine
Neck Deep- Life's not out to get you
Strong Bad- Strong Bad Sings
WSTR- Red, green, or inbetween
Weird al Yankovic- Even worse
Weird Al Yankovic- Running with Scissors
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Cofia Soppium @indianloonie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Have I gone viral yet
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Every time I stop using the app I feel like this
Miner giving up before he hits jackpot
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/10/2024
A Ren Faire implies a Stimpy Faire
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I will say, it would be nice to have an Every Sopranos Frame account that doesn't have a meltdown about foreigners
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Where I come from isn't all that great
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
open.spotify.com/track/54XN1C...
open.spotify.com
Secrets
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Hey guys
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It's happening, a bunch of kirk jokes I read on here
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going to watch the worst open mics of all time tonight
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I spent three days doing nothing but watching improv, time to be normal again
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Thumbs @thumbs.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
they should add an unpopular with friends section
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's so upsetting how many problems are seemingly coming about because of public policy successes being so good we collectively lose memory about how some things really were worse in the past lol
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
remembering the guys last year that would yell at you if you called biden old
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Screenshot from The Simpsons. Marge is carrying Maggie in a shopping mall and points out a green and red parrot to Homer. She says ‘Look, Homer, there’s that bird you like to argue with.’
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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