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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie

@leftybojangles.bsky.social
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why we're Number One
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That detransitioner in the Sherrod Brown ads gave me an adult circumcision before they transitioned. They were 40 years old.
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's nice that they finally let a white guy direct one of these
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All timer bit to abandon your business partners to attend clown college seemingly on a whim
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry I haven't been posting much. My roommate of ambiguous pronoun use is trying to get me evicted because I said something nice about Bojack Horseman (the character, not the show). I changed the locks; hopefully I can hold out long enough to claim squatters rights...
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What do you guys think of casual sex?
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NBC has ordered a spinoff of "Lefty Bojangles" which will center on the character JoCat. This comes after "Lefty Bojangles" cancellation following a series of controversial posts made by star BenShotOnFilm on X. Source: @NBC
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Facebook is Great Again
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AOC's frozen eggs when her date says some shit about keeping the night going at his buddies stand up set a couple blocks away
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I like Woody Allen movies
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ok hall monitor
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
had a Latinx dinner last night 😋
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
trust the process
Warner/Discovery CEO David Zaslav, being a total badass, pointing to the camera
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Drake should go back into acting
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Toni Morrison released her debut novel in the same year that The Beatles released their final album
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I am a teenage boy from Israel and even I don't really care about this one
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So the thing is... that's his favorite part too. We're helping him cum, guys.
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My dream Knives Out movie would have starred David Lynch, David Cronenberg, David Duchovny, David Cross, David Byrne, David Tenant, David Foley, John David Washington,
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
People are posting whole movie links over on Twitter, step up your game Bluesky
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They're calling him Christopher Columbus Nolan in the lefty chats
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#CutForLindsey
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey South Carolina! Your senator sucks cocks in hell!
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The seriously queer homosexual Lindsey Graham died this morning after spending his career ass raping the American people! Will not be missed!
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My husband followed a lot of beautiful women on this account...
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#DumpTrump!
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh great... 15 more years of white spree shooters. We need this like we need more coronavirus 🙄
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Hello everybody. Yesterday, while doing some work around the house, my husband Lefty slipped and hit his head on our statue of Barack Obama. We rushed him to the hospital and he fell into a coma. While he recovers, I (Linda) will be managing his account. Please send prayers 💔🙏
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the funniest video I've seen all year:
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Does #ACAB include Joe from Family Guy? Like he's in a wheel chair, he's not a real cop...
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I miss when my war criminal leaders made nice, polite tweets for the holidays 😢
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i wanna see these two fuck
Todd Field with his hatDave Filoni with his hat
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm pro global warming. FUCK ICE
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
FUCK ICE #MELTTHECAPS
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Is Seth Cockfield on here?
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Try not to say mommy or daddy challenge
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
More like Leaves in my Ass
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Catching up on some news
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is like when my dumb, mentally challenged son smashes his superhero toys together but for millions of dollars
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'd rather go to Breastworld instead an see a big ole pair of cans. #whoswithme
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!
an older man wears a suit and sits at a desk, giving the thumbs up. he's eating a taco bowl on a shallow white bowl, which itself is on a bigger white plate.
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
took my 20 year old girlfriend shopping. shes trying on bras an swimsuits, but im so sleepy. department stores definitely release a sleeping agent that only effects men. BORING! id rather be at BASS PRO SHOP!
an old man with long hair and glasses sleeping. his tongue is sticking out.
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The smelliest, fattest, kissless virgin will look at you with his tiny, beady eyes and tell you this doesn't look game accurate enough AND that he deserves to vote in elections
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Has anybody done "the Straight of Homos" yet?
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Lars Von Trier in the Criterion Closet: Citizen Kane. There's a scene featuring Adolf Hitler that Welles achieved with some trickery. Personally I would have tried to film the man myself... In fact, the fuhrer has quite the filmography, some of which is in here...
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
can somebody mail me my own sydney sweeney shirt? shes a hottie and i want to show the world how hot i think she is on my body. XXL
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#ArtistsOfBluesky Do you ever joerk off to your own drawings?
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Cartoonists can just draw their own porn. Oh to be given such a gift
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
We just had sex
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The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie @leftybojangles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I was the one that comforted Kash Patel's girlfriend at the #WHCD. Held her trembling hand in mine... told her everything was going to be okay... we'll always have that moment.
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