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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 20h
Uncanny
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To my uncomprehending infant: "Hmm that hack Inarritu snuck one into theaters again. Who greenlights this shit?"
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife allowed a firmware update on the TV. I've never seen her so apologetic.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin' Texas is a song? I thought it was a slang term for rejecting the vitamin K shot they give newborns
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I don't somehow get an actual respectable career in the next few months I will lose my mind. Hearing acquaintances talk about work trips to Budapest & so forth is causing extreme psychic damage.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fixed my stereo by spraying a bunch of chemicals inside of it.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmmm... I don't know what any of this is.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MN paid leave is a theoretically great program implemented in the dumbest & most annoying way imaginable to ensure that as few people use it as possible.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The baby does not respect my clinical depression & I respect that about her.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I whisper at a couple dozen more of these little fuckers & they will have enough manpower to bring me a beer.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I go into every job interview with a live grenade
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit, the dude who pilots Big O is in town
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never watched Succession because that annoying little shit guy with the dead eyes is in it. #tv #listsabouttv #nyt
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First time they have both slept in the tree at the same time
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taking my newborn to the Turf Club to see Gilla Band in October
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saw this the other day. Now you have to see it too.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The baby enjoys listening to Ryuichi Sakamoto play piano
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the baby had jaundice I put her in front of some Tangerine Dream LPs & took a picture. It was pretty cute.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selling shit on ebay. Nasty.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Damn. I'd rather be fed into a wood chipper feet first than read that shit. Good job.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
3AM Cop doodles
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being up at all hours with absolutely nothing to do has not helped my tendency to shop for shit I can't afford.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tried watching some new Gundam stuff while I was up with the baby. The CG looked like shit & all the robots were too pointy.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pokémons
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Performing Dark Reiki at you
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yt thumbnail: Blackhat (2015) - the scene that has those two good shivings

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
10 millionth baby blood draw today. I predict another weekend hospital stay. At least it's in the pediatric ward where children scream at all hours of the night like wounded civil war soldiers.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Excited to cast my vote this November to ship off our progressive candidate far far away from the levers of state power to wither away in the senate & hand that power over to the lady best known for throwing office supplies at people.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Took the bike out on some errands for the first time in ages & found I have no rear brake. Finally my first dad project.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As with Beto before him I'm going to need to know which, if any, post-hardcore bands Talarico has hung out with before I decide to move to Texas to vote for him.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Didn't really realize it at the time but it's pretty funny that my wife had a playlist going during her c section & was periodically yelling "Skip it" over to the nurse midwife while being cut open by a surgeon.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that I'm up in the middle of the night all the time I'm going to need this place to step up it's game. Site basically shuts down at 9.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Finally home. I like my home. All my jackets & snacks are here.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should get a costly screen printing setup in my tiny unfinished basement
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The eerie light o'er the graveyard this wretched morn got my ass trepidatious.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Stared out the hospital window for like 5 minutes utterly confused until I realized it is Sunday.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hospital
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Back to the hospital for at least 24hrs for more blue light therapy.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally got to go home. Dulce hates the baby. Sancho is intrigued by the baby.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beer bottles with different James tweets under every cap
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The old man is already at a tattoo parlor getting the new grandchilds name added. Quite adorable
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
5 Ways to Style a Vintage Pickle Barrel & Suspenders Combo
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't sleep anymore. We are never leaving the Facility. I've come to accept that. The kind midwife coven of the Delivery Section is long gone. We are in Recovery now. Every hour some new gizmo jockey or lactation mystic arrives without warning proctoring obscure tests and deploying new machines.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Behold, my child! The stadium! What's that? No I don't really think it looks like a longship either. Expensive though. Very expensive.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have been subsisting on gentrified Slim Jim's for days
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love being trapped in a hospital. Hospitals are my favorite. I don't have any innate fear or hatred of hospitals at all.
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Baby within a few hours, folks.
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