iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good."

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
…
More silence

"Professor?"

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/10/2026

“cops should arrest ICE” is a liberal fantasy. “abolish ICE” is not.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i can be having the best, chillest day of work. then i need to post one thing on Instagram and the whole thing falls apart

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it’s whatever they’re mad about. always has been. it doesn’t mean anything to them, it’s just a place to store bad feelings.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the most impactful ethics reform they could ever accomplish is impeaching trump

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peej @peej.hahabean.maison · 04/10/2026

Modern day gospel imo

people b saying things so definitively. like man i
think it depends

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i dont think ive had a true enemy in decades. but then i met the realtor selling my building and i have been filled with righteous rage again. a purifying hatred of a random real estate agent. it's a strange development

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holy shit

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.

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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is so fucking good, holy shit.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everyone knows about the horrors of the music-with-no-headphones bus guy, but it's time we have a societal conversation about the equally bad type of bus guy: way-too-much-axe-body-spray bus guy

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Garfield doesn’t have any friends. He has family. He has a lady cat who he has intense sexual chemistry with. He is a renegade much like Dom Toretto in the Fast & Furious movies.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Democrats will be like "i'm the only thing standing between you and Trump!" and then don't stand in the way of anything

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

*dramatically spinning around in my real housewives intro* i have TERRIBLE asthma, so i take my OWN breath away

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 20/09/2026

This thing I made two years ago continues to hold up pretty well

AI and consciousness political 2D grid.

Authoritarian
Al is not conscious and neither am I
Authoritarian
Left
Al is conscious but l am not
Authoritarian
Right
Economic-
Left
Economic-Right
Libertarian
Left
I am conscious but Al is not
Libertarian
Right
I am conscious and so is Al
Libertarian

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

being gay rules and if it WERE possible to "convert" people that would be be great. being queer is the best thing that ever happened to me

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean honestly, my transition was meaningfully delayed by the internet making it sound like every day would be hell and none of my own people would be ever accept me unless I was the exact right kind of communist or whatever. I doubt I’m the only one with such a story.

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

me: we’ll never get this done if we keep checking our phone every five minutes

My brain: and five minutes ago, i would’ve agreed with you. But think of all the stuff that could be on there now!!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i have said it before and ill say it again every single financial institution would benefit from paying a pink hair communist with a septum piercing to walk around the office all day saying “how fucking stupid are you people that you actually believe this shit?”

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*plugging my ai into the missile defense mainframe and entering the prompt "yo do something fucked up"* my god. ai is going to kill us all. it's unstoppable

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/09/2026

There is No Workable Moderate Position on Transgender Rights www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The funniest thing you could do in the nineties was be gay. But then some people took the joke too far.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

tonight i rediscovered the forgotten ancient wisdom that chatting with a hot and interesting person on a dating app can actually be... fun??? and not just work???

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

never a good start

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

lord grant me the fortitude to be meaner to people who show me AI slop they have made, grant me the surety to laugh and say it sucks so much actually

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In honor of kirkmas id like to share a vintage Kirk I made in 2019

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026

"As we’ve long held, the smartest midterm strategy is to do what we’ve always done: Play it safe, tack to the center, and hope for the best. Go small and predictable, or go home—are we right?" buff.ly/tt1slzK

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These Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose

“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher...

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026

tapping the sign

katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

whatever a swiftie for nathan fielder is called, that is what i am

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm starting a YouTube cooking show where i interview people with severe colds and pitch them new viral recipes for sick people like "emergen-c mixed in with orange Gatorade" and "canned soup with 4 teaspoons of extra salt"

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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026

The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 03/09/2026

Your voters HATE the Supreme Court! You do not need to profess to have “great respect” for the institution! You do not need to tiptoe around expansion anymore! “Put me in office and I will vote to put Sam Alito in the minority forever” is as much of a slam dunk as a stump speech line gets!

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Democrats Who Are Still Afraid of Supreme Court Expansion Need to Grow Up

Democrats are finally grasping that their voters do not like the Supreme Court and do not want to be represented by politicians who defend it.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

one thing worth noting about the markey win is that, despite progressivism being constantly cast as the bourgeoisie pursuit of egg head yuppie grad students, markey won big in all the working class cities of Massachusetts, whereas the only place moulton even came close was the richest suburbs

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I don’t think there’s really even a colorable argument that this isn’t mass murder. theintercept.com/2026/09/02/m...

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The U.S. Has Killed 227 Civilians in Boat Strikes During “A Year of Murders”

“The boat strikes are, perhaps, the most stark testament to the lawlessness of the Trump administration.”

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I swear, photographers are intentionally chasing the A24 aesthetic when they shoot her.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i feel so vindicated 3 days after i complained to my roommate "god its so weird that every medieval period piece has to just pretend to be about robin hood"

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

insane take. y'all is mainstream vocabulary in 2026; i live in New England and everyone i know uses it because it is - concise - convenient - casual - gender neutral its not some astroturfed attempt to seem more Of The People, its just a regular part of american english

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A man and woman embrace as ICE and FHP detain her during an immigration stop in Fort Myers this morning.

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they/sheelzebub 🏳️‍⚧️🍜🌭🍉 @theysheelzebub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

incredible reverse john henry effect here, where a robot ~can~ technically beat a human at something a human should probably be better at, but the robot crashes and catches fire immediately after

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/08/2026

"As we’ve discussed, the implants will not need to be replaced as your daughter grows. The only thing that will change over time is that she’ll eventually be old enough to listen to Angine de Poitrine while she’s high."

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This Is the Part of Your Baby’s Cochlear Implant Procedure Where I Show Them Angine de Poitrine

“It can be an overwhelming experience for your baby when the external sound processor is first turned on. It’s a lot for her brain to acclimate to. That’s wh...

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