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Fizzy B.

@thesaturniidkid.bsky.social
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Just a moth with a keyboard ❤️‍🩹

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celery 💫 @madokaswag.bsky.social · 13h
how its been since turning 25
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10h
SNL writers after trump fired Katie Zacharia on Friday:
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Sheldon Cooper's Paper Storm in The Big Bang Theory
ALT: Sheldon Cooper's Paper Storm in The Big Bang Theory
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
🤔 What the hell is wrong with Trump? 🤔 Trump gave a bonkers speech in Georgia that included Islamophobic bigotry, oddly sexual comments about men, crazed lies about teachers secretly trans-ing kids, and a variety of other insane rants Here's the lowlight reel:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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Pac-Dot @pacdot06.bsky.social · 10h
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 11h
Remembering Katie Zacharia White House Press Secretary Monday - Friday
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 11h
"Why would a spy agency be openly pro-queer" can only be asked by someone with nearly zero familiarity with the history of espionage
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11h
however richly some of them deserve it, it’s notably only the women of the administration being fired over its poor performance to date
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 12h
just learned about one of the Cornell 7's lawyers. if this were my life i would [REDACTED] myself
"Teny has particular experience in defending and investigating allegations of sexual misconduct, and has represented both individuals accused of sexual assault and victims navigating law enforcement investigations. She has tried the landmark sex trafficking cases brought in both the Southern and Eastern Districts of New York. First, she represented NXIVM founder Keith Raniere at his 2019 trial in the Eastern District of New York, and she then served as co-lead counsel for Sean Combs in the Southern District of New York, where he was acquitted on charges of racketeering conspiracy and sex trafficking. She has also represented clients in high-profile sexual assault cases, including Harvey Weinstein in his rape retrial in Manhattan Supreme Court, where the jury voted 9-3 to acquit and the court declared a mistrial."
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 21h
wolps
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 15h
“that no one is aware of” is so incredible
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 15h
As both a certified CAR GUY and an economist-ish, I cannot imagine a headline more designed to drive me, personally, insane. This "flying car" technology is neither new nor novel. It is not practical and would not sell. Let me tell a story of actually useful car tech that never made it to market.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
An absolutely incredible pay off
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 18h
“it’s not just rich people getting richer—it’s also their institutions!”
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frog (dog) unleashed (DON'T 🔄 MY STUFF) @womenade.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
anatomy of a dogsona nap
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 21h
Dont these transgenders know how upsetting it is for other people that they exists God how selfish to be a trans person being seen by a cis, think of their poor eyes
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 19h
If her mother can't stand trans people then her mother should be the one segregated, not trans people.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
the GOP candidate in Stefanik’s district, NY-21, asked about the highest city in the district he’s running in. straightfromthehut.substack.com/p/a-rebrand-...
“What is the most populous city in NY-21” “Most populous city? I don’t know, ask Grok.”
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
shithead supreme is equippable
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Elon Musk is single-handedly funding the Ken Paxton campaign:
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Barbara Waxer 🌈 @barbara-waxer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
geeked out cat model in 3d living room with prompt with the only options are to allow is asking: "Allow Talking Juan to track your location?" the top text says: "Nooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 15/10/2026
Leading narratologists believe they’ve cracked the code on Silent Hill’s mystifying Pyramid Head. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Pyramid Head Chilling Metaphor for Being Chased by Scary Guy with Giant Fucking Sword.
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Fizzy B. @thesaturniidkid.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sometimes when I'm in my enclosure, I press the button and a food pellet comes out, and sometimes, it doesn't!! FUUUCK!!
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/10/2026
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today theonion.com/hungover-egyptologist-…
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Absence Blamed On Accursed Relic From Ancient Tomb
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That this bot, which posts random stills and clips from the thousands of hours of VHS transfers on archive.org, landed on *this specific frame* feels like finding the monkey at the typewriter that managed to write Hamlet.
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Barked too loud about @jetsetzine.bsky.social releasing in TWO DAYS and put in mouth jail 😔
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Fizzy B. @thesaturniidkid.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Real shit, this is how our founding fathers were talking in nearly every meeting. Look up the "punch" they were serving at those meetings (and finishing).
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
just like great great great grandma used to...
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
doggie perches on a present over a frutiger aero type background. text options: Accept Gift,
Inspect Gift,
Hear Messenger's Song,
Reciprocate Gift,
Turkey for Him.
(invite messenger for a pint)
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thought about this heater again.
if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Frums aka poly_psywork posting dog with very saggy fur coat looking tired and upset with the twitter caption: "dogs when you wont let them eat pure uranium"
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spookysome creature @bothersomecreature.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tonight for dinner will be Evil Soup... I hope you will not enjoy it... - Larry
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
good morning
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
DemzDeliver posting on twitter showing cheeky guy next to ai coca cola ad with the caption: "Pennsylvania Democrats pass bill forcing advertisers to disclose when Al is being used."

_VioMarks_ quote posts to say: "Funtime Zohran Mamdani"
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sleepr @sleeprhit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hold on-a Pauline, I'mma toching myself! Weeee...
Photo of a "Vintage 1981 Coleco Nintendo Donkey Kong Mario PVC Figure Bros". Mario from the hit arcade game Donkey Kong is holding up one hand, pointing upward, while using the other hand to touch himself on his crotch.

It is loosely based on Mario's pose from the original US flyer for the Donkey Kong arcade game - which sees him pointing up at the dastardly Donkey Kong - except there both of his hands were positioned away from his Super Mario Balls.
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cowdog Milk
A cartoon drawing of a Holstein-patterned dog with udders wearing a collar and cowbell. A Tetra-Pak carton is titled with the words "Cowdog Milk / Lait du Vache-Chien." The same cowdog is seen with a farmhand , who is feeding them a Milk-Bone.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/10/2026
So they’re torturing this guy.
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Poppypolarity @poppypolarity.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's sooo cute 🧡🧡🧡
Warumono/Bad Guy, a character made by Aranzi Aronzo
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sakyamuni buddha i am following your path why you trying not to laugh bro. that's disrespectful as shit bruh
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my moms kinda got a karmic debt bro i need this
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evilcunt666 @k7gendo.itch.io · 12/10/2026
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires
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Fizzy B. @thesaturniidkid.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@thecasualcooper.bsky.social Heya Coop! Really had a lot of fun watching the new Masterful series! Do you think you would be interested in a Yu-Gi-Oh TTRPG that overhauls the old cards with new effects closer to how they feel in the anime and manga?
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