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Karl Runser

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Lutheran pastor; cat person; etc. etc.

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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 4h
With no rocks at anyone and due respect to all, my songwriters’ Rushmore: Carole King Stevie Wonder Willie Nelson Bob Dylan John Lennon/Paul McCartney And a special place of honor for Leonard Bernstein for “Somewhere” — the best song of the 20th Century.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 5h
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 6h
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 19h
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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Fella Historian🌻 @thisuserisdumb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently, Senator Schmitt doesn't know much about basketball.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 10h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 18h
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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George Kaplan @ambassadoreast.bsky.social · 21h
music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY89...
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Bim-Bom
YouTube video by Sergio Mendes - Topic
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 9h
I don’t doubt this a bit. I suspect it’s far worse when a university is involved.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 9h
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
Alt: Captain America: I understood that reference.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mays was used to this. He was so fast, he knew that enormous outfield so well, that he would sometimes purposely break to the ball late just to challenge himself.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Dune: Part 2,” 2024 (dir. D. Villeneuve)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Skippy Granola @skippygranola.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've read a lot of good sentences but this is a *good* fucking sentence. Like a captive bolt pistol.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I’m bringing to the job interview
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Master Shake and the Broodwich - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Alt: Master Shake taking a bite of the Broodwich
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of this. (And it’s why I don’t use words like “hypocrite” and “hypocrisy” to describe this regime.)
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Strong headline in this editorial in the Marietta Journal in Ohio Ohio is grappling with a 3rd measles outbreak
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Make us gods!”
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A list of things to do today: Wake Up Eat Breakfast Get dressed Go to Frog’s house Take walk with Frog Eat lunch Take nap Play game with Frog Eat supper Go to sleep
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God bless Joyce Carol Oates!
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
.. then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thread —
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
his list of crimes is so extensive and terrible that this is fairly low down on it but it is obscene that this man has built a massive campaign war chest and is so determined to steal it for himself that he’s using taxpayer money on these self-soothing ads
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Sigourney Weaver as Ripley: 'Nuke from Orbit'
Alt: Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in “Aliens” saying, “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jacques Lipchitz, Seated Man, 1925 botfrens.com/collections/14377/cont…
Purchase
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oshit …
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sociopathy —
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 26/09/2026
this is a fine piece but i think it's missing a crucial ingredient, and yeah it's a cliché for a millennial to say this on bluesky but whatever: GENDER, and the connection between empire and fetishized depictions of supposedly distinctly masculine virtues.
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Opinion | The Four TV Shows That Heralded America’s Fall
Four TV shows, now acknowledged as the medium’s high point, each cannily predicted the ways in which America would start to crack apart.
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Allison Whitney @allisonwhitney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aside from Esposito’s performance, the thing I think about when Breaking Bad (the number 1 show on the Times list) crosses my mind is Anna Gunn’s op-ed asking men to please not be misogynistic dickheads towards her character. web.archive.org/web/20140115...
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I Have a Character Issue
Why do people dislike my character on “Breaking Bad”?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a very confusing post from the Flat Earth Society. 🥴
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing.
A security guard asking Jesus, “Did you bring any alcohol, sir?” Jesus replies, “No, just water!” Jesus winking.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Semi-bitter take: Taylor Sheridan’s absence from this list redeems it, at least a little.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 25/09/2026
a culture where highbrow ppl are obsessed with tony soprano and lowerbrow ppl are obsessed with being walter white is in retrospect BEGGING for a strongman
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The absence of the word “impeach” here is a moral failure. Just a complete abdication of her constitutional responsibility.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This thread made me so angry I had to walk away from my iPad for a few minutes. (Not Ami’s fault, to state the obvious.) These guys are completely anti-moral. The lowest of the low, elected to be what they are and do what they’re doing.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Charlie Brown's Football Kick Fail
Alt: Charlie Brown tries to kick the football — again — no doubt because Lucy convinced him she wouldn’t pull it away — again.
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Karl Runser @therunser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump to Democrats: “Or what?”
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