Reposted by Matt BChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one. 394991991
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Spent an hour trying to figure out a better subtitle format than SRT. Ended up using SRT. Literally can't be beat. Also, whoever named the .ASS subtitles needs a stern talking to. 020
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Kiddo's review of the world cup final: can we turn this off and play Forza? 010
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The world cup final is the first sporting event I've bothered to watch live that isn't the Olympics in like a decade. First reaction: ew trump is here? 131
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Four Tet put out a new album under an alias that looks like Wingdings, and the bandcamp page is borderline unusable. It's amazing. 00000ooooo.bandcamp.com/album/--500000ooooo.bandcamp.comʅ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡(̸̢̛̼̞̭͋ͅ)̸͚̰͛̔̾̀̿͒͂:̴͓̞̑̌̂̆̊͋̀:̸͎̟̯̂̓̌ ҉ ͡ ͞ ͞ ͞ ҉● ࿀ ● ࿀ ● ҉⃝ ⃝͢ ͞ ͘ ͞⃝̕ ͢ ̛ ⃝ ̸ ̡ ͢⃝̧ ͡ ͡ ̀ ̧ ̢⃝͜ ҉ ͞ ͞ ⃝͞ ͞ ͡⃝ ⃝҉҈҉҈҉҈҉҈҉҈҉ :̶̢͙͙͕̠̩͆(̷̮͍͚̫͚͂̍)̵̳̗̊( ̟̞̝̜̙̘̗...8 track album 020
Reposted by Matt BJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/06/2026live view from the great american state fair 874871819
Reposted by Matt BI'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 24/06/2026Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died 804758773
Reposted by Matt BRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity. 776215217252
Reposted by Matt BEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/06/2026Today Microsoft moved all its GitHub copilot subscribers to token-based billing. If you want to see what happens when people have to pay the actual costs of AI, the day is finally here. It's obvious that every customer sees the deep, meaningful value and isn't angry at all. 323105033472
Reposted by Matt BThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2026H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event 71521293
Reposted by Matt BKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies 617117211260
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I did the BLeeM method of "Always Try Your Best" and well... looks like my best isn't very good. #GameChangerC211 100
Reposted by Matt BPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Seth Rogen has more artistic integrity and understanding of creating than … whatever this is jfc. Let me revisit his words and remember that not everyone is terrible. (Via: variety.com/2026/film/ne...) 5945185
Reposted by Matt BThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V... 1609186766865
Reposted by Matt Bthe mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad 24770911274
Reposted by Matt BAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 04/05/2026ROXANNE... 222346511
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Spirit Airlines about to be taken over by a Spirit Halloween 000
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 07/04/2026i need the world to keep going, i just got a much better car insurance rate 000
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Finally watched Tron Ares this weekend. It was fine. The worst part by a pretty wide margin was every second Jared Leto was on screen. The exact same movie without Jared Leto in it would have been completely on par with Legacy. I'm setting aside the creepiness. He just sucks on screen. 010
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 18/03/2026the vsauce guy gets way too close to the camera and makes too many rapid movements, and i'm tired of pretending like its okay. 000
Reposted by Matt BDoug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 28/02/2026On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution. On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution. On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution. 422062441
Reposted by Matt BDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill 5462321916
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 11/12/2025New HEALTH album out today! Time to get saddddddddddd 000
Reposted by Matt BPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us 181786133
Reposted by Matt BNick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309 747173302853
Reposted by Matt BToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The way you can tell that JD Vance isn't truly Catholic is that he does not experience shame. 311620
Reposted by Matt Bmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/05/2025you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you 60150995117
Reposted by Matt BBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory. 430212742634
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 11/04/2025someone should start a petition on change dot org to melt down the statue of liberty. i bet if we worded it right, we could get them to do it. 000
Reposted by Matt BThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2025Trump Boys Hook Dollar Bill Up To Potato To Make Cryptocurrency theonion.com/trump-b... 704396478
Reposted by Matt Bostonox @ostonox.com · 28/03/2025oh nice, that's AI art in the new daily show episode 82898
Reposted by Matt Bwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where 13836025413870
Reposted by Matt BSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Two Republican senators told me tonight this vote shows they can execute the same strategy again — cut Democrats out of the negotiations on a gov’t funding bill, pass it thru the House, and expect Senate Dems to back down and not filibuster it. “We liked it over here,” one said. 43689143158
Reposted by Matt Btalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 13/03/2025BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.” The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil. 5239647076
Matt B @theothermattb.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I have never understood a single Tusk Jenkins post. Every one I've ever seen is like "bleep bloop blorp blarp" and it has like 2000 reposts. 000
