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Jordí 🇨🇱

@theonlyjordan.bsky.social
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 8h
episode 066
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pauline kael bot @paulinekaelbot.bsky.social · 8h
I have to say, I don't get Adam Sandler at all. I don't understand what makes him funny to people. I laugh very easily, but I don't laugh at him. (2001)
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 4h
Yup
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 5h
medicinal diet coke
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 4h
Beast mode
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 6h
gymberly killfoyle
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 8h
But you do not get to watch my FUCKING TELEVISION SET!
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12h
He owns a ford dealership and was at Jan 6th.....
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 13h
Me at 3:00am in 2017
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lol Flyers
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One of my parents favorite shows
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imagine watching the Copa mundial on Netflix instead of TELEMUNDO
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Literally one of the funniest and well made shows ever
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is kind of wild that Malcolm in the Middle didn't make the top 100 of that NYT list. I know the list has an anti-funny comedy bias but even then it was pretty damn influential. Part of it really feels that they asked media demons who almost all come from upper middle to upper class backgrounds.
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They're gonna fight
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
conservatism is just the belief that your survival should be determined as it was before 1796. nothing more
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I was the guy from The Shining I would have just done my caretaker work and written a great novel and been normal to my wife and son and not succumbed to any madness. It would have been easy for me to do that
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hard to be excited for that new Miami Vice thing when you look up the director tbh
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Digger 2: look who's digging
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
meme of Idris Elba as the Green Lantern and the text WORST POST EVER with a garbage can delete icon and additional caption "Delete immediately"
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The entire Dem establishment being like "I have serious questions about Adolph's current activities towards Omar, we need to know whether this negatively affects Hasan Piker first before we go any further"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A somewhat hammered ORSON WELLES getting some bloopers in whilst shooting a commercial for Paul Masson ‘Champagne’ in 1978.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whenever trump's DOJ has to go in front of a judge to get yelled at, every lawyer on here is like "omg i've NEVER seen a judge this mad, if a judge yelled at me like this i'd immediately commit seppeku," and then at the end of the hearing the judge is like "ok no sanctions just don't do it again"
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stealing that bird now and blaming it on Kelly Clarkson. The perfect crime.
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lydia Tár to perform Mahler at the Digger Rockwell Performing Arts Center
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Digger they hit the pentagon"-digger finding out about 9/11
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Holy shit they raided Ilhan Omar's house??????? That's really bad
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CHILL
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Idk what that has to be for Hitler. He's a dodgers fan
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Wile E Coyote: That's All Folks!
ALT: Wile E Coyote: That's All Folks!
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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You can’t say the newspaper business didn’t try to modernize.
A used Nintendo DS cartridge selling for $5: “USA Today Crosswords”
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's kind of crazy Hitler came back just to be the manager of the Dodgers
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
everyone say boooooo dodgers
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
EAGLES GAME RIGGED BY CROOKED KING CHARLES?
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Liverpool over
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Let's go City
Yuuuuup
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Tennis Updates @tennisupdates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Qinwen Zheng is a WTA 1000 champion for the very first time, and she does it at home defeating Mirra Andreeva 7-5, 6-4 • Back into Top 25 at #23 • 2nd Big Title • Wins Tournament as a Wild Card • 1st Title Since 2024 Tokyo
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the weapon is instantly at hand to its hurler
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Peter Coles 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪 @telescoper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Another word for "migrants" is "people".
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fionnulamac.bsky.social @fionnulamac.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Today’s Business Post front page. What on earth are our politicians doing?
Headline: Four tech giants use one-fifth of Ireland’s electricity
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm convinced Newsom isn't running for President at all. Sure, he might have a committee and use it as a slush fund, but he's running to be appointed to corporate boards and fake think tanks and stuff. Just too many examples of him going out of his way to show he's not aligned with the Dem base.
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Tim Waterman @tim-waterman.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Podcast w/ Anna Kornbluh & @katewagner.wehwalt.net: "The fascism of the moment merges violent delight in destruction with nouveau riche vulgarity, middle class mediocrity, and internet meme culture." thebrooklyninstitute.com/podcasts/pod...
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Podcast for Social Research, Episode 97: Slop Machine Anna Kornbluh and Kate Wagner on the Aesthetics of Contemporary Fascism - Brooklyn Institute for Social Research
In this episode of the Podcast for Social Research Anna Kornbluh and Kate Wagner consider the aesthetics of contemporary American fascism in a conversation moderated by BISR’s Audrey Nicolaides. The f...
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Roxanne Darling 🍁 @roxannedarling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and released ALL of the Epstein files, I’m betting they’d suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 11/10/2026
windsor hotel, cape may, new jersey, 1978
windsor hotel, cape may, new jersey, 1978
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Went eventing
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao Texas lost
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Jordí 🇨🇱 @theonlyjordan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Omg Josh posting is awake
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