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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 6h
A couple years back I learned you can request your high school transcript for free and discovered my average was a C minus. I got kicked out of honors English
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21h
Laugh all you want, I was looking for hot witches in Ohio in 1996. I bear those scars to this day
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 22h
The possible game seven of the World Series is on Halloween. Spooky!
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Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Head Dance
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 22h
The Pope being a White Sox fan will never not make me laugh
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If a baseball game starts at 2 p.m. on a weekday, is it OK to start drinking then?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing a novelty song about cleaning up after the Monster Mash, there's gotta be so much monster cum everywhere
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I fucking love cocaine
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 29/09/2026
Current* conditions near Painesville, OH:
NW view from Painesville Township Park overlooking the shoreline of Lake Erie. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-28 19:54:05 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: lakemetroparks.com // Current Temp in Painesville: 64 F | 18 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: N at 0 mph | 0 kph // Humidity: 75%
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are quickly entering the best sports time of the year. A wild card game at 2 in the p.m.? Yes please
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot take of the day: The Last DJ is one of Tom Petty's best albums
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come give Grandma a hug
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My band is putting out a new album next month, get ready for me to become more insufferable than usual on here
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
laying my "Opt Out of the Discourse for the Next Couple Days" card gently on the table
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot girls wearing disgusting glasses>>>>>>>>>>
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure what's going on with Russell Wilson's hair
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Overheard at the Lakewood Giant Eagle: "I root for every team except the Browns"
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Feliz Domingo con Tweety Bird
ALT: Feliz Domingo con Tweety Bird
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This time next year Aaron Rodgers is absolutely going to be hosting the worst podcast known to mankind
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's easier than ever to not hear shit you don't want to. We are all living in our own musical fiefdoms now. It ain't 1994 anymore
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
due to the economy i will no longer be accepting cash for rides. grass or ass only
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are getting sold AI harder than we were sold the Flaming Lips in 2003
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Penn State? More like Penis State
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Definitely have to add Flavor-Blasted Goldfish to the list of "snacks I cannot purchase anymore because I will eat the whole damn bag in one sitting"
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I highly recommend she check out the Hot Dog Diner in Parma
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about the graffiti I saw in Bowling Green once on a brick wall downtown that said "TRUST JESUS" and then someone added an H and it was "THRUST JESUS"
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Check engine light came on this weekend but now it's mysteriously off again
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Kermit the Frog's Wut Shrug
ALT: Kermit the Frog's Wut Shrug
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just learned about the word "looksmaxxing" against my will
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As an adult, it's totally legal to eat a bag of Flavor-Blasted Goldfish for dinner if you want
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now I know what I'm doing this weekend
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day in weeks I haven't had to turn on the AC
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Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah Reaction
ALT: Fuck Yeah Oh Yeah Reaction
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/zkQ_qnleni8?...
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MOTHERCRABBER
YouTube video by Dawnotello
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You bet he did
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lydia Loveless one of the best out there right now youtu.be/nJeuSRg1LEs?...
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Lydia Loveless - Accolades (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lydia Loveless
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is baffling. I was 10 years old in 1989 and am drawing a blank. Boosting for awareness
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Damn, I think I have a crush on Joe Burrow
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 21/09/2026
Current* conditions near Lorain, OH:
Rotating view of Oasis Marina at Port Lorain in the foreground and Lake Erie beyond. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-21 10:24:12 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@LorainPortandFinanceAuthority // Current Temp in Lorain: 62 F | 17 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: E at 13 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 71%
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always think about this when some account with like 50,000 followers quote dunks on someone with 50 followers. Like a senior in high school pantsing a sixth grader and somehow feeling righteous about it
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 21/09/2026
today is the one day of the year we post this and it’s probably one too many
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Ray Padgett @raypadgett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy birthday Leonard Cohen! For the Rock Hall's newsletter, I wrote about great Cohen covers by his fellow inductees. Willie, Bob, Iggy, Aretha, Joan, R.E.M., and more
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Leonard Cohen Covers by His Fellow Rock Hall Inductees
Bob Dylan, Mavis Staples, R.E.M., and more sing Cohen’s songs
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let's get atoned
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stuck Inside of Toledo with the Cleveland Blues Again
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is extremely good shit open.spotify.com/album/23spBb...
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Spook Show Spectacular A-Go-Go - Album by Something Weird | Spotify
Something Weird · album · 2019 · 32 songs
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck it, having my first cider of the season
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How your email finds me
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Browns, Titans, and Jets all leading in the 4th Quarter is the male ‘mercury in retrograde’.
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👻 Everybody Spoops 👻 @koolwhp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It brings me no pleasure to report the new Beck album is kinda boring
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