Sign in

Maz, The

@themaz.bsky.social
84 followers 459 following 337 posts

Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."

PostsRepliesMedia
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How your email finds me
032
Reposted by Maz, The
SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
11326449
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at it go!
010
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I have to use the laptop webcam
011
Reposted by Maz, The
Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/07/2025
In honor of Kotoshoho’s tournament victory I wanted to remind you that his dad who owns an Izakaya looks like Turtle Hermit from Dragon Ball but if you ask him about it he will tell you that he was doing that look first. www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/...
Kotoshoho & Kotoeiho’s father flexing in a dress shirt with his sleeve rolled up showing off his huge muscles Kotoshoho & Kotoeiho’s dad doing a kamehameha motion in a dress shirt and a tie and slacks and shades
16810275
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I forget who it was on there that said every ad in a DC airport is targeted at a specific procurement officer but holy shit observational data is backing that up
110
Reposted by Maz, The
Daniel O'Connell @docholiday316.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just realized that today is one of the few times in the year I can post this.
064
Reposted by Maz, The
Simon Varwell @simonvarwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who celebrate. (Especially those in Allendale, California.) short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
A screenshot of the beginning of a short story. The title “There Will Come Soft Rains” is at the top, and then the author’s name (Ray Bradbury) then it says it’s a five minute read with a PG-13 rating. 

The first view paragraphs of text then read…

In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o’clock, time to get up, time to get up, seven o’clock! As if it were afraid that nobody would.

Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine!

In the kitchen the breakfast stove ejected eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunnyside up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two cool glasses of milk.

“Today is August 4, 2026, the city of Allendale, California.”
38540
Reposted by Maz, The
Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Busy Town fan art to cleanse the timeline #Blender3d #b3d
141374376
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have no ice yet I must cream
020
Reposted by Maz, The
Carin @mrotzie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have eaten the raspberries that were in the icebox and which were probably covered in cyclospora Forgive me if I miss your event I swear I washed them twice
527049
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cleaning product or GWAR band member?
A phot of a bottle of Resolve Urine Destroyer cleaning product
23812
Reposted by Maz, The
Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
284212497
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All these sparkling bone broth posers while us real ones sip on a beef fizz
A phot of an old cookbook/drink manual detailing the recipe for a Beef Fizz. This drink combines beef broth and ginger ale to a presumably refreshing effect.
010
Reposted by Maz, The
Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
2890032875
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My face every time we get a trailer for the upcoming #GhostInTheShell series
Batou from Ghost in the Shell looking very excited
020
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Used the heated passenger seat to keep my breakfast burrito warm on the drive home. We doing advanced gluttony techniques today.
000
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.thegamer.com/iconic-warha... This one hits. Blanche's aesthetic was foundational to 40k and to my own personal experience when I first encountered the setting the late 90s. Do yourself a favor and check out his old illustrations of 40k, and his more recent work as well.
thegamer.com
Iconic Warhammer 40k Artist John Blanche Has Died
John Blanche was responsible for many iconic pieces of Warhammer artwork and epitomised the grimdark setting of Warhammer 40k.
000
Reposted by Maz, The
🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
257352842
Reposted by Maz, The
Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
4360712055
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bathtub gin explosion? Still issue.
020
Reposted by Maz, The
Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
12716769
Reposted by Maz, The
about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
774752224
Reposted by Maz, The
uriel ventris’ post-partum psychosis @rhysgore.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
0103
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Coach Z approved!
000
Reposted by Maz, The
Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 17/04/2026
Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”
1397180886
Reposted by Maz, The
Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
I’m Hercule-pilled. I’m Poirot-maxxing
2173
Reposted by Maz, The
Another Angry Woman @stavvers.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
On this day in 2006, Neil banged out the tunes
Picture of a bald rat in front of s children's rainbow glockenspiel, captioned Neil banging out the tunes, April 13 2006
313122881
Reposted by Maz, The
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/04/2026
we're all just doing this now huh | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE at a bar. Next to her, a GUY is looking up at the tv.
MATTIE: Watching the game?
GUY: Yeah! I've got a 12-way parlay, a couple of props, and of course the straight moneyline.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, talking to SOMEONE ELSE. The TV GUY is now in the background.
MATTIE: Woof. That's a lot of betting. He should maybe get some help.
GUY 2: What? Sorry, I was placing my bet on the two rats over there fighting each other.

PANEL 3: MATTIE talking to A THIRD GUY, peering over at the SECOND GUY in the corner betting on rats.
MATTIE: Am I the only person not gambling constantly now?
GUY 3: Shh! We've got a bet on what that guy is going to bet on next.

PANEL 4: MATTIE falls to her knees. In the close foreground, a FOURTH AND FIFTH GUY converse.
MATTIE: YAGGHHH!!!
GUY 4: Told you she'd lose it. Pay up.
191468267
Reposted by Maz, The
Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 08/04/2026
emilygorcenski.com
The Time of Cowards · EmilyGorcenski.com
A poem of our times originally written as a Bluesky thread
24611
Reposted by Maz, The
Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
2145151382
Reposted by Maz, The
Naomi @naomicath.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.
Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”
4698422146
Reposted by Maz, The
Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
11682241687
Reposted by Maz, The
Makadam @makadam.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So how's 2026 been so far? Yeah... #b3d #3danimation #blender #animation
28129
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lousy Smarch weather
011
Reposted by Maz, The
Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Werner Herzog with a word bubble coming out of his mouth, inviting you to imagine him speaking the quoted post.
1240571118
Reposted by Maz, The
Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This remains one of my most ridiculous niche jokes and I'm very delighted I wasted so much time crafting it.
Parody of the cover for Peter Gabriel's SO album, but featuring Chris Evans as Captain America
54810
Reposted by Maz, The
cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
90138323152
Reposted by Maz, The
"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
624129142178
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Let me see if I missed that sale on Rogue Trader...oh
A screenshot of popular searches from Steam. Four games are presented. Diablo II: Resurrected, Mewgenics, Roadside Research, and Can I get an Iced Coffee with Breastmilk!?
010
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Happy Meat Day to all who celebrate
010
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Completely paralyzed at the thought of throwing this old toaster out because of a single animated film.
140
Reposted by Maz, The
ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 04/02/2026
Molumbo
columbo but mole
2169082158
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Imagine hanging adjustable curtain rods and not taking a moment to pretend to be Son Wukong before you put them up
030
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This kicks ass and I need a poster of that Sayla drawing
120
Reposted by Maz, The
Jacob Harris @jacobharr.is · 29/01/2026
I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...
youtube.com
George Washington
YouTube video by unvmebad86
541950668
Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Looking out at the driveway throughout the day
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
ALT: a man is holding a yellow helmet in a room next to a lamp
000