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Maz, The

@themaz.bsky.social
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Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."

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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How your email finds me
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look at it go!
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I have to use the laptop webcam
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/07/2025
In honor of Kotoshoho’s tournament victory I wanted to remind you that his dad who owns an Izakaya looks like Turtle Hermit from Dragon Ball but if you ask him about it he will tell you that he was doing that look first. www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/...
Kotoshoho & Kotoeiho’s father flexing in a dress shirt with his sleeve rolled up showing off his huge muscles Kotoshoho & Kotoeiho’s dad doing a kamehameha motion in a dress shirt and a tie and slacks and shades
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Flushed. Water rising.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Banger opening too
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like I've been in this space nearly two decades and I don't know what half of these advertised companies actually*do*.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I forget who it was on there that said every ad in a DC airport is targeted at a specific procurement officer but holy shit observational data is backing that up
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Solidarity my man
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Daniel O'Connell @docholiday316.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just realized that today is one of the few times in the year I can post this.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Johnny Munemonic
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo with the text replaced to read Mark Zuckerberg's Pervert Glasses
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
They're saving it for the DLC
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Okita Space Battleship Yamato
Alt: Captain Okita of Space Battleship Yamato lifts his goggles.
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Simon Varwell @simonvarwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who celebrate. (Especially those in Allendale, California.) short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
A screenshot of the beginning of a short story. The title “There Will Come Soft Rains” is at the top, and then the author’s name (Ray Bradbury) then it says it’s a five minute read with a PG-13 rating. 

The first view paragraphs of text then read…

In the living room the voice-clock sang, Tick-tock, seven o’clock, time to get up, time to get up, seven o’clock! As if it were afraid that nobody would.

Seven-nine, breakfast time, seven-nine!

In the kitchen the breakfast stove ejected eight pieces of perfectly browned toast, eight eggs sunnyside up, sixteen slices of bacon, two coffees, and two cool glasses of milk.

“Today is August 4, 2026, the city of Allendale, California.”
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finishing my youth soccer game an opening the cooler to find these instead of capri sun.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This design forever whips ass. Besides the obvious serving the face is fucking terrifying. Like the skin grew over the helmet at some point.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Frankly if this puts the bigots off of avocadoes that's great. More guac for me.
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Busy Town fan art to cleanse the timeline #Blender3d #b3d
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Coming home it ain't
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have no ice yet I must cream
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Carin @mrotzie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have eaten the raspberries that were in the icebox and which were probably covered in cyclospora Forgive me if I miss your event I swear I washed them twice
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kinda buried way down in the flag code, yeah
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cleaning product or GWAR band member?
A phot of a bottle of Resolve Urine Destroyer cleaning product
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I remember seeing this in a theatre on an army post in Germany because we got free tickets. And man the audience reactions were something...
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All these sparkling bone broth posers while us real ones sip on a beef fizz
A phot of an old cookbook/drink manual detailing the recipe for a Beef Fizz. This drink combines beef broth and ginger ale to a presumably refreshing effect.
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I had no idea they even made this kind of guy outside of Columbo episodes
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Leo rolling up like
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Darktide: Adeptus Mechanicus Tech-Priest
Alt: Darktide: Adeptus Mechanicus Tech-Priest
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My face every time we get a trailer for the upcoming #GhostInTheShell series
Batou from Ghost in the Shell looking very excited
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Armrest territorial dispute gone bad
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Better line dry. Purity seals are hell to clean out of a dryer
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Extremely accurate. This is why we have duplicates of all the favorites.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Used the heated passenger seat to keep my breakfast burrito warm on the drive home. We doing advanced gluttony techniques today.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Aeon Flux lookin anatomy situation
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.thegamer.com/iconic-warha... This one hits. Blanche's aesthetic was foundational to 40k and to my own personal experience when I first encountered the setting the late 90s. Do yourself a favor and check out his old illustrations of 40k, and his more recent work as well.
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Iconic Warhammer 40k Artist John Blanche Has Died
John Blanche was responsible for many iconic pieces of Warhammer artwork and epitomised the grimdark setting of Warhammer 40k.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Repost the Leather Dachshund from Seattle Pride 1991 to be blessed this Pride Month!
A wee Dachshund dog, wearing the finest leather daddy outfit, walking with their owner during a Pride parade in Seattle in 1991.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bathtub gin explosion? Still issue.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I think my kid is already doing better than most of my Disco Elysium builds, thank god.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Can't wait til they start standing on each others' shoulders and putting on a trenchcoat
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Grown Adult GIF
ALT: Grown Adult GIF
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Got my Four Seasons Landscaping shirt with Gritty on a riding mower on in solidarity.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Plank really had a glow up, huh? I wonder how Johnny is doing.
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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