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Maz, The

@themaz.bsky.social
86 followers 459 following 337 posts

Intrepid explorer of the internet. "He's really nerdy but is passable as a non nerd."

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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How your email finds me
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo with the text replaced to read Mark Zuckerberg's Pervert Glasses
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cleaning product or GWAR band member?
A phot of a bottle of Resolve Urine Destroyer cleaning product
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All these sparkling bone broth posers while us real ones sip on a beef fizz
A phot of an old cookbook/drink manual detailing the recipe for a Beef Fizz. This drink combines beef broth and ginger ale to a presumably refreshing effect.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My face every time we get a trailer for the upcoming #GhostInTheShell series
Batou from Ghost in the Shell looking very excited
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Let me see if I missed that sale on Rogue Trader...oh
A screenshot of popular searches from Steam. Four games are presented. Diablo II: Resurrected, Mewgenics, Roadside Research, and Can I get an Iced Coffee with Breastmilk!?
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Fred Durst is wearing a red pilgrim hat. He holds a bowl of stuffing in one hand and cranberry sauce in another, presenting both to the viewer. Text below reads "Just give me something to thank!"
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
Malice and Pusha T posing with Elmo from Sesame street. Text reads "Clipse will appear on the next episode of seasme street to sing with Elmo"
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy walking circulatory system day to all who celebrate
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Complications: beef tallow. So far I can't find anything on them other than marketing stuff. I shouldn't have to do this in the name of snacks that sound good.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Never leave home without
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Bsky too, apparently
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
When your toddler refuses headbands or barrettes
The misfits sporting the iconic "devil lock" look
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The charred  ruins of Nottoway Plantation, presided over by the spirit of a smiling William T. Sherman
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
A screengrab from The Simpsons featuring a rapper performing. he's wearing a black shirt, beanie, and a THURSDAY THE 20TH gold chain
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Agreed. I still love it dearly (even if all I do is read silly little books these days), and even some of the modern lore's work to turn a lens back on the imperium or tell stories outside of the human POV has been good. But like come on also give me more of this guy or the Orks being crazy
Rogue Trader era Warhammer 40,000 art of a bearded gentleman with some manner of device in hand sporting a ratfink-like graphic and SLAM SECTOR written on it
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Panel 1 - A suspicious hole in the divider between bathroom stalls
Panel 2 - POV from said hole, showing Klingon Chancellor Gowron with the caption "Hello"
Panel 3 - Same POV as panel 2, zoomed in with the caption "Is anyone there?"
Panel 4 - Same POV, but with the Chancellor's eye presumably to the hole and the caption "I seek glory!"
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
This was written by someone who has never had an hour debate over grappling rules in D&D
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Count Gore de Vol all the way
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Begun, the spooky season has
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Not a weed in sight. Just vibes.
Still from Porco Rosso featuring the protagonist relaxing in a lounge chair on the beach. In the background, his seaplane floats, moored to the shore.
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Oh we have video now? (Very mild NSFW but tagging just in case)
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
Happy Piccolo Day to all who celebrate
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
A man in a ballcap peering from the corner of the image in some kind of outdoor setting, overlaid with the statement "Hey sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave"
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Maz, The @themaz.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I'd be this guy and get executed for doing a sick nosegrind on the commissar's Leman Russ and fucking up the paint.
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