chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026so high i made a noise in my sleep and immediately asked myself out loud if i was ok 060
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026from now on when i get the bad side of a deal i’m going to say “i got pandas” 070
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026from what we’ve heard trump doesn’t need all that much ballroom 0101
Reposted by chupacabrandilyndMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/09/2026You just know there’s gonna be a whole coal-powered bitcoin mine in that ballroom sub basement. 031
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026would donald really be putting drones atop all his vanity projects if his son(s) weren’t invested in drone manufacturing? 160
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy Rosh Hashona to those who celebrate. 171
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i just broke a mirror. i’m trying to negotiate with the universe for some kind of payment plan. like maybe a year of bad luck and then two without. and so on and so forth until i get to 7 years 040
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i regret every dollar i sent to fetterman. it’s no wonder he’s never seen with gisele anymore. what a phony. and an asshole 080
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026make it make sense. stone cold racists like vicki paladino freaking out over mayor mamdani at 9/11 commemorations while being on board with trump’s embrace of the saudis 040
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@yourpalrad.bsky.social happy birthday to my dearest of friends.static.klipy.comHappy Birthday Cute CatALT: Happy Birthday Cute Cat 240
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my gma died when i was 10. the last day of her shiva was halloween. my parents agreed it was ok for me to go to a party. i went as some cross between rhoda morgenstern & gloria steinem. i came home in my floppy hat and boho dress & shared that my birth control pills were in my tote & i burned my bra 1120
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026oh fuck. dolly parton rip. this one is gut wrenching. 0170
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026some enjoy a sunday funday. i prefer my sunday to be more of a festival of restival 0194
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026what a scumbag. the left is “too transactional” for him. 140
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026nobody is surprised about michael cohen running back to trumpworld, right? guess grifting off the left stopped paying off. 1130
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@charliejane.bsky.social they canceled deli boys! 😢 020
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026idly flipping through a gossip magazine, wondering whether i’d rather have a tiff with taffy or a taffy with tiff 161
Reposted by chupacabrandilynNunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No time like the present to post this song that I don’t go out of my way to hear I have rewritten the lyrics 🍮 🏃m.youtube.comBand On The RunYouTube video by Paul McCartney - Topic 082
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i’ve gotten much better at making it but my sister just reminded me that my first try was so watery we called it “flan on the run” and served pepperidge farm milanos for dessert instead. 0100
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i wonder how these would be with a bowl of milk. ice cold milk, of couse 050
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i can’t tell dana white and joe rogan apart 240
Reposted by chupacabrandilynCersei Trannister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 02/08/2026He wants to run for president in 2028 with trump's blessing 011
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026i expected rfk junior, as a life long democrat w/a family legacy, would keep his head down politically and work on his maha agenda. i did not expect him to become a simpering maga trump sycophant supporting the destruction of the kennedy center. and he & cheryl being besties with the demon millers 🤯 160
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026working at the navy yard (gma) and selling kosher chickens (gpa) 130
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026@selina3sticks.bsky.social today at lunch the screaming little boy with the mom in head to toe loveshackfancy was named “raythan”. i immediately thought of you. 141
Reposted by chupacabrandilynanti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026every time an athlete gets a slap on the wrist for rape or abuse and is then welcomed with open arms to another organization is one more time rape and abuse is condoned 1152
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i was just remembering my old horse trainer’s dad. he was a crusty crane barge captain from virginia. whenever anyone would get hurt he would say “well it’s a long way from ta heart”. she lost a finger at 16. and he just died of a heart attack 030
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026rumor is that on the trump $250 bill the words “e pluribus unum” will be replaced with “quid pro quo”. 090
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026oddly enough, matt healy managed to pass a bechtel test #iykyk 010
Reposted by chupacabrandilynShawna Page @slpage63.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This guys a well known sex trafficker in the Epsteins Files. His Exwife even testified that he trafficked HER as a teen. Hes now part of the Trump Admin 021
Reposted by chupacabrandilynCersei Trannister 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 19/07/2026Ingrassia is an open white supremacist, sex pest who the senate told Trump was “unconfirmable,” and idiot. 122
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026maga elites’ response to the death of 2 more service members 152
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026notice how silent john fetterman has gotten about “my guy in forty fort” one of the few cases of election fraud in pennsylvania. and a republican 060
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026nm. i misheard the names of the victim and the murderer. jack lynch and robert moore. oops 000
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026listening to an episode of forensic files from 2003 and the prosecutors on the case are jack smith and robert muller 030
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026trump’s attempt to mimic an fdr fireside chat has a fatal flaw; fdr alway had his scottish terrier, fala, at his feet. sadly for trump, lindsey didn’t make it till thursday 0122
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026maybe being scattered in the pool will give his soul some time to reflect. like a kind of purgatory. hell’s probably too busy making plans for the the big one. but lindsay’s definitely going to be hopping after him, turned into a flaming toad 131
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026lindsey graham died in part because of his years spent toadying up to trump. a guy with a history of heart disease isn’t going to last too long on a steady diet of mcdonald’s and mar-a-lago’s double chocolate cake. 030
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026scatter lindsey’s ashes in the reflecting pool. what’s a little more slime gonna do? 070
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026danny, who has been up for hours walked in on me still in bed with my big grin and said “welp, i guess you already know” 040
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026meghan mccain is going to “my ‘other’ father figure” graham for days to come 170
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026these mar-a-lago maga entitled brats gobble caviar like they were born with mother of pearl spoons in their mouths #KarolineLeavitt 051
Reposted by chupacabrandilynIt's bitchy babes! @bitchyolympian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Truth! Where *is* Gisele?? 011
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026best thing about john fetterman was gisele and she’s nowhere to be seen. in years. 191
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026years ago i watched a doc on pbs about a monk who embalmed himself over the course of a decade. maybe bryan johnson should try that instead 050
Reposted by chupacabrandilynjefe @jefe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026they've got that Epstein evidence to hide 031
chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026michael cohen and trump back in each other’s rancid good graces? no big surprise. no big loss. 070