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chupacabrandilyn

@randilynisin.bsky.social
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I was raPUNzel, once upon a time. south florida. she/her. ally. no dms.

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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so high i made a noise in my sleep and immediately asked myself out loud if i was ok
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
from now on when i get the bad side of a deal i’m going to say “i got pandas”
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
from what we’ve heard trump doesn’t need all that much ballroom
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dMnyc™ @dmnyc.com · 20/09/2026
You just know there’s gonna be a whole coal-powered bitcoin mine in that ballroom sub basement.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
would donald really be putting drones atop all his vanity projects if his son(s) weren’t invested in drone manufacturing?
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Rosh Hashona to those who celebrate.
e card 3 women talking. text: you can’t wear that to temple. it’s so 5773
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i just broke a mirror. i’m trying to negotiate with the universe for some kind of payment plan. like maybe a year of bad luck and then two without. and so on and so forth until i get to 7 years
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i regret every dollar i sent to fetterman. it’s no wonder he’s never seen with gisele anymore. what a phony. and an asshole
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
make it make sense. stone cold racists like vicki paladino freaking out over mayor mamdani at 9/11 commemorations while being on board with trump’s embrace of the saudis
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@yourpalrad.bsky.social happy birthday to my dearest of friends.
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Happy Birthday Cute Cat
ALT: Happy Birthday Cute Cat
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my gma died when i was 10. the last day of her shiva was halloween. my parents agreed it was ok for me to go to a party. i went as some cross between rhoda morgenstern & gloria steinem. i came home in my floppy hat and boho dress & shared that my birth control pills were in my tote & i burned my bra
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
and now tim curry. fuck.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh fuck. dolly parton rip. this one is gut wrenching.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
some enjoy a sunday funday. i prefer my sunday to be more of a festival of restival
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what a scumbag. the left is “too transactional” for him.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
nobody is surprised about michael cohen running back to trumpworld, right? guess grifting off the left stopped paying off.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@charliejane.bsky.social they canceled deli boys! 😢
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
idly flipping through a gossip magazine, wondering whether i’d rather have a tiff with taffy or a taffy with tiff
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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No time like the present to post this song that I don’t go out of my way to hear I have rewritten the lyrics 🍮 🏃
m.youtube.com
Band On The Run
YouTube video by Paul McCartney - Topic
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i’ve gotten much better at making it but my sister just reminded me that my first try was so watery we called it “flan on the run” and served pepperidge farm milanos for dessert instead.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i wonder how these would be with a bowl of milk. ice cold milk, of couse
mini melt case. fruity cereal crunch. image of colorful ice cream dots
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i can’t tell dana white and joe rogan apart
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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 02/08/2026
He wants to run for president in 2028 with trump's blessing
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i expected rfk junior, as a life long democrat w/a family legacy, would keep his head down politically and work on his maha agenda. i did not expect him to become a simpering maga trump sycophant supporting the destruction of the kennedy center. and he & cheryl being besties with the demon millers 🤯
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
bomb infrastructure week
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
working at the navy yard (gma) and selling kosher chickens (gpa)
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@selina3sticks.bsky.social today at lunch the screaming little boy with the mom in head to toe loveshackfancy was named “raythan”. i immediately thought of you.
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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
every time an athlete gets a slap on the wrist for rape or abuse and is then welcomed with open arms to another organization is one more time rape and abuse is condoned
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i was just remembering my old horse trainer’s dad. he was a crusty crane barge captain from virginia. whenever anyone would get hurt he would say “well it’s a long way from ta heart”. she lost a finger at 16. and he just died of a heart attack
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
rumor is that on the trump $250 bill the words “e pluribus unum” will be replaced with “quid pro quo”.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
oddly enough, matt healy managed to pass a bechtel test #iykyk
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Shawna Page @slpage63.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This guys a well known sex trafficker in the Epsteins Files. His Exwife even testified that he trafficked HER as a teen. Hes now part of the Trump Admin
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Cersei Trannister 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋 @qadishtujessica.inanna.app · 19/07/2026
Ingrassia is an open white supremacist, sex pest who the senate told Trump was “unconfirmable,” and idiot.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
maga elites’ response to the death of 2 more service members
paul ingrassia, paolo zampoli, and andrew giuilani making thumbs up gestures paolozampolli 
text At Trump National Golf Club today, I had a great meeting with Andrew Giuliani, our FIFA Task Force Director, and Paul Ingrassia from GSA. Just one day until the FIFA World Cup Final, and the excitement is palpable. Looking forward to an
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
notice how silent john fetterman has gotten about “my guy in forty fort” one of the few cases of election fraud in pennsylvania. and a republican
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
nm. i misheard the names of the victim and the murderer. jack lynch and robert moore. oops
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
listening to an episode of forensic files from 2003 and the prosecutors on the case are jack smith and robert muller
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
trump’s attempt to mimic an fdr fireside chat has a fatal flaw; fdr alway had his scottish terrier, fala, at his feet. sadly for trump, lindsey didn’t make it till thursday
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
maybe being scattered in the pool will give his soul some time to reflect. like a kind of purgatory. hell’s probably too busy making plans for the the big one. but lindsay’s definitely going to be hopping after him, turned into a flaming toad
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
lindsey graham died in part because of his years spent toadying up to trump. a guy with a history of heart disease isn’t going to last too long on a steady diet of mcdonald’s and mar-a-lago’s double chocolate cake.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
scatter lindsey’s ashes in the reflecting pool. what’s a little more slime gonna do?
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
mitch’s welcome to hell guide
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
danny, who has been up for hours walked in on me still in bed with my big grin and said “welp, i guess you already know”
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
meghan mccain is going to “my ‘other’ father figure” graham for days to come
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
these mar-a-lago maga entitled brats gobble caviar like they were born with mother of pearl spoons in their mouths #KarolineLeavitt
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It's bitchy babes! @bitchyolympian.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Truth! Where *is* Gisele??
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
best thing about john fetterman was gisele and she’s nowhere to be seen. in years.
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
years ago i watched a doc on pbs about a monk who embalmed himself over the course of a decade. maybe bryan johnson should try that instead
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
they've got that Epstein evidence to hide
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chupacabrandilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
michael cohen and trump back in each other’s rancid good graces? no big surprise. no big loss.
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