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The Appule of Let's Play. He/Him.

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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 15h
Here's how I'll torture you, Pierre: Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fibre will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony. Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs will be twisted and crank
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 19h
"You can't trust angel Gabby she killed a guy!" Jonah's dad was like three days away from white-guy-jetski.jpging his family, if Angel Gabby kills someone, they needed to die immediately
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new year's (yay) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grace has such an aversion to making decisions that I'll say we should do something, he'll agree, and then I have to spend days prodding at him Ace Attorney style to get him to admit he didn't actually want to. Why is he like this
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grace is the kind of guy who opens a clean dishwasher, takes the utensil he wants, then closes the dishwasher without putting anything away
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone got schwifty on the bathroom floor and even worse, nobody understood what I meant by that
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Going into a room to grab the garbage and realizing the doctor is doing chest compressions
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Grace was yapping about FF14 and this image hit my brain like a fucking bullet and the only way I could excise it was to create it and inflict it upon this world, so here it is
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Snake: "You know I had to destroy TWO walking nuclear war machines, you made a second one for some fucking reason" Big Boss:
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy fuck I miss Mistria's honour system
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yay the mod still works
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of Everett True's crashouts have been 100% justified, but I think he should have actually killed this dude what the fuck
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can you stop doing that
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god I just wanted the scene to go faster
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dude
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cool
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Showed this to Grace and he said "God I wish I went to war"
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its so funny how this week's mogtome is "go to fucking war" or "play mahjong one time" and most oomfs have chosen to go to fucking war
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was looking for the Metal Gear quote also don't tell me what I can or can't do
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone played Book of Hours without realizing you're supposed to actually read the books, and made a genuinely incredible achievement in an accidental challenge run I had trouble unlocking that many rooms WITH books, this is nuts
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I scroll Instagram because a ton of red panda photographers use that platform, and since a lot of them use pandas as profile pics, the reactions sometimes make it look like the pandas themselves are liking each other's posts
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've been switching between Stardew and Mistria recently, I prefer Stardew's farming/product creation a bit more than Mistria, but Mistria's cast of villagers absolutely fucking mogs Stardew. I like my least favourite person in Mistria more than my favourite person in Stardew
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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/09/2026
happy fall
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dana Lexa, 2x Award-Winning Podcaster @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
From the Edinburgh Zoo, little Bruce gets a medical check up and a teeth cleaning (all good news!) while absolutely zooted out of his gourd on anesthesia Red Pandas hide any health conditions they have because of course, so procedures like these are important, you're getting the gas little bro
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"A red panda was found in a student dormitory at Yunnan University in Kunming, Yunnan Province. Witnesses said the other side of the student dormitory was Kunming Zoo, and sometimes the peacocks of the zoo flew by. The red panda was taken back to the zoo and the garden is investigating how it fled."
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mornings
A digital painting of eevee

In a bedroom in the morning, sunlight streams through the window. A man getting ready for work is using a lint roller to remove fur from his dress shirt. A toy brought by the eevee is sitting on top of his work bag. He tries to check the time, but the eevee's tail, playfully swishing over his shoulder, is blocking his view. He's about to be late for work
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pray for Maruko, nothing's wrong with her but also her tail forgot to grow back in during shedding season (Photos from Yukiko0202 on twitter)
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Elsie ix-Nay on the uniper-Jay
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know damn well he sent this to me as an accusation
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently you can get really powerful gifts for Eiland and Juniper to raise their relationship level, but it requires you to say you don't like either of them and I'm not saying that
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Grace: "The current event in FF14 has Mahjong, which means this is the only time there'll be a queue" Dan: "Good luck" Grace: "I don't know how to play but you don't have to win" Dan: "man get in there and play for keeps candyass" Grace: "Nobody likes mahjong" Dan: "I like mahjong" Dan: "okay, "
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Need to get Juniper to like me
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Six years ago: Dan's Mom: "The Americans faked the moon landing because the Soviets took every other Space Race milestone and pretended they won" Dan: "That's dumb conspiracy shit mom" Today: Dan's Mom: "They assassinated Epstein to silence him" Dan: "Lol you think Epstein's actually dead"
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This never gets old to me
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love Mistria but I also miss a lot of the advanced crafting stuff from Stardew. Brewing, pickling, putting items in sheds and barns, that sort of stuff. But also whenever I consider playing Stardew I remember Pierre exists and I don't want to play anymore
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Ryan "Boy-Wife" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh m,y god heliosphere.app/mod/z8y135h8...
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I pulled one gayboy what other hearts are you talking about
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FRESH HONEYCRISP SEASON LETS FUCKING GO LADS
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Yoshitura Yamamoto @yoshiyamamoto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Panda Rals is here to consume the Revive Mints! Request word: Panda #deltarune
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favourite part about the Metroid Ravenous hype is people going back and playing Super Metroid for the first time and becoming immediately maternal over the baby metroid Also the fact that this gets posted a lot
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Metal Gear's canon says that Dr. Madnar was kidnapped by Big Boss for Outer Heaven, then afterwards wound up joining Big Boss at Zanzibarland of his own accord, which is certainly an odd choice.
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