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The Jack Of Apples

@thejackofapples.bsky.social
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Gambler, dancer, storyteller. (He/They)

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Excuse me. I don't mean to bother you, but I need to bring my recycling to the curb.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/09/2026
This is a real tweet. They're so cooked.
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ork Endless Spells. I appreciate that Ork gods will personally step on your enemy if you ask nicely. I'm especially happy with the skull. The effect of the energy pouring into the water on the base accidentally came out really well. #ageofsigmar #warhammercommunity #minipainting #nerdlings
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2026
it speaks volumes the allegedly manly sports-loving political party is so oblivious to broader American culture that they booked their convention directly against the first two games of the NFL season, both of which will be watched by tens of millions of people
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I knew intellectually that while fascism happens the world just keeps going as normal as it can until it's your door being kicked down but GOD it fucking sucks Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bases for House Escher and House Goliath plus the tokens for the new edition of Necromunda core box. #Warhammercommunity #nerdlings
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Getting some Saturday morning education. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed. #DSA
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The overlap between Dolly Parton and Tim Curry is their extremely positive and enthusiastic support and participation in the art of drag. If you want to honor their legacy, go wear something a little weird but unapologetically fun.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
just a reminder to check unsourced images and screenshots before reposting bc we are all open to getting got by ai these days 😭🫠
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pure brag post. I was nervous about being able to adjust to poker in Texas and now my one year graph shows 10K in profit. For context, my two years in Biloxi got me 6,260. I look forward to four more years down here. #poker
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Lava lizard! This was the Seraphon mini of the month a while back and I wanted to try making a lava base for the first time. Overall I'm happy with how it came out. #warhammercommunity #minipainting #nerdlings
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My wife is so god damn talented. Look at the succulent cake she made!
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My first attempt at a lava base and I'm pretty pleased with the results, now it just needs a lizard. #warhammercommunity #minipainting
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Great Gnashtoof has great gnashteef.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's none of my business whether the website I post on is growing, shrinking, staying the same. I am yelling at the sky and whoever wants to gawk at me is welcome
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can't wait for the midterms so the worst people with the biggest platforms can stop pretending to care about the WNBA.
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Good morning to everyone, but especially this Texas Banded Gecko(ID might be wrong) I caught running across my bedroom floor this morning. I hope they enjoy eating all the bugs in our backyard.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Please stop referring to these periodic waves of rightwing assholes coming to WNBA games just to yell bigoted s**t or throw dildos at the players "fans," because they're telling the world pretty clearly that they are not.
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, post a magic user #WarhammerCommuinty
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
put this man in Congress
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“I’ll pass on the salad and just have those fries. I’m trying to eat healthy.” - instant hall of fame dad joke thanks to cyclospora
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Haaland is yet more evidence that the joy in sporting comes from collecting dangerous mutants and letting them loose on each other
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Storm of Celestus Warband in Minnesota Vikings colors. #warhammercommunity #minipainting #ageofsigmar
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got into the hobby about two years ago. I painted a Gryph Hound as one of the first models I ever did and another one this last week. It made me really feel my progress and how techniques I'm doing now are more intentional. Also yes my dog is black with a white star on his chest. #minipainting
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Wildwheel's Hat @wildwheelshat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seeing the trailer for Dune Part 3 call it a "Conclusion" and I'm calling them cowards. Cowardly to stop there. Keep going. I dare them all.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I don't generally like my minis with presculpted bases, but this set was fun to do. These are the bases for the Warhammer Underworlds Storm of Celestus crew. #minipainting #Warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If Cabo Verde equalizes a 3rd time, I vote they advance regardless of the final score. They're too fun to watch.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.
Tim Heidecker looking serious with a tune in for InfoWars, tonight (7/2) at 8pm ET at @RealInfowars on YouTube
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My Nurgle project is done. These were a joy to be messy with. #minipainting #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I seek the knowledge of Minis-sky. Do the grass tufts belong on the bases or should I keep the bare look? #minipainting #Warhammercommunity #Warhammer #ageofsigmar
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was excited to cheer for Germany this world cup. After watching them lose to Paraguay, I'm starting to think the Minnesota sports curse is actually just me.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026
the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trying some gross skin tones. I'm happy with the bruising but the vein experiment didn't quite work. #warhammercommunity #miniaturepainting #ageofsigmar
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The Jack Of Apples @thejackofapples.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I legit thought the 300 Billion was a meme. That it's actually in the agreement is incredible. Iran gets UN sanctions lifted, control of the straight, and 300 billion. Unbelievable. All I wanted was healthcare.
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Matt Keliher @mattkeliher.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"I am Antifa"
Guy standing up in court like Spartacus
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 16/06/2026
You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because a movie specifically made to say “white people are stupid and racism is a tool meant to hurt them too” would cause half the country to go apoplectic.
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