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Darth Hippy

@darthhippy.bsky.social
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The friend, the un-decieving, the trustworthy.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Shocko the Elf's Shocked Awe
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*However* if the crackerpocalypse is real (low income white voters staying home or flipping) then shit is gonna go absolutely gangbusters. However, that is hard to believe in our times of extreme polarization and affective partisanship
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 29/09/2026
GAS PRICES HIGH CAR JUICE EXPENSIVE
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just might be the dumbest way to spend prestige and treasure by electing the most venial and sadistic people out of spite because who was president in 2020 is hyper partisan.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A trait the US consumerprole is well known for having.
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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EagleBeaverMan @eaglebeaverman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mormon God’s perfect firearms designer
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP establishment, 2015-16: I hate this guy but the voters chose him so what can we do GOP est., 2016-25: I don’t care if you think he’s a bad person, he’s great for our electoral odds GOP est., 2025-present: I DONT CARE IF HES FUCKING OUR ELECTORAL ODDS DER FÜHRER HAT IMMER RECHT WHERE IS MY VEST
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
this story describes cult dynamics amongst a group of people who are all deeply unqualified for their jobs and an executive who is grossly incompetent and unfit for his position
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Serving at his pleasure: What it’s like to be in Trump’s Cabinet
What it’s like to be in Donald Trump’s Cabinet.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Student journalists still believe that it’s more important to hold powerful people to account than it is to hold on to access to those powerful people. They haven’t become Savvy Insiders yet
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMFG!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a headline for you cmarmitage.substack.com/p/big-balls-...
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Big Balls Now Exposed to Serious Criminal Charges in at Least Six States
Fired at 17 for leaking secrets. Served a cybercrime ring. Named by the Social Security whistleblower. Now the government's model employee.
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My Name Is Aram @rawfishandbeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me at the job interview
Charlie Kelly, holding a bag of spaghetti
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol
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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is also why some folks *love* Glen Youngkin. It's not that they disagree with the Klan on policy. It's that they find the Klan uncouth and low-class.
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Megaweapon @megaweapon5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What is this, mad libs with “historical figure” and “noun” as the categories? “I'm fairly certain both [Henry VIII] and [Ludwig Van Beethoven] knew what a [lawnmower] is.”
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
your job in this moment is to hold the line until reinforcements arrive, protect the fire
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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After the Bomb (Palladium)
After the Bomb is a supplement to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Other Strangeness written by Erick Wujcik. It was later expanded into its own rulebook and setting after Palladium Books allowed the TM...
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FWIW, I think it's fairly obvious that until quite recently adult men were socialized to lust after pubescent girls. The thing about not seeing women as independent beings able to make their own decisions is that it hides the mental maturity differential between grown women and pubescent girls.
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She's posting on X and not here because the U.S. Green Party is so corrupt, it's only financial support comes from right-wing ratfuckers and foreign actors. She's fundraising is all.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
私を構成する9つのゲーム #My9Games #私を構成する9つのゲーム my9games.com/s/8afe5239d9...
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Darthhippyを構成する9つのゲーム | My 9 Games
大好きなゲームを9本選んでシェアできるサービス。このページでシェアされた9本を見てみよう。
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Gameundt Fallout
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
16% of voters are sociopaths.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/09/2026
the authoritarian internationale is real and can hurt you
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Why does the far right keep gaining in the polls? What can we do?" "Maybe prosecute them for all the crimes they film themselves committing?" "What can we dooooooooo?"
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Mike Henry @onlyveesaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fall in Arizona is when falcons return to the desert. I spotted this Peregrine yesterday morning at daybreak.
Peregrine Falcon perched showing its left side.
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think we gotta remember that "economic concerns" are means by which white people can complain about Trump without seeming anti-Trump to other white people. This happens in the reverse, too. I can't say I won't vote for a Black woman, but I can say she won't do enough about the price of eggs.
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Emmasrandomthoughts 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 @countessemilia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If November goes according to plan, the Democrats will have two years of subpoena power to investigate and develop charges and recommendation for charges. That way, if November 2028 goes to plan, they can hit the ground running.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GASRANOK! GASRANOK! GASRANOK! We all touch the stove when we touch!
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 22/09/2026
like, this isn’t ticky tacky “influence” stuff that’s grimy but legal, this is straight up, big money, capital-B bribery, sought by collins knowingly and deliberately
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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The Tick Alrighty Then
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
transphobia is a lot more widespread than I’d like transphobia is also a luxury belief and only really gains traction when people think their lives are otherwise pretty solid it simply cannot hold a candle, electorally speaking, to “car juice expensive”
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That scene where the comic book villain addresses the United Nations has finally come true.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally following my advice!
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stewartdompe.bsky.social @stewartdompe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The platonic ideal of the Baja Blast was sold in 1827 from a covered wagon by a man wanted in multiple jurisdictions for felony rattlesnake possession.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 21/09/2026
My father died of a heart attack at only 39 years old. I’ve always kept an eye on my health because of that history. Now, I’m walking every day and taking a GLP-1 so I can be around for my family. My health journey isn’t over, but sharing this might help others.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vice signaling will continue until morals improve
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fight for nuclear went on so long it is the fight for solar now.
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Darth Hippy @darthhippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Median voters reacting to a GOP trifecta and lots of governors and state houses
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Will Code For Pizza @markshatraw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When my old AP US History teacher said that American political stability was heavily correlated with the price of oil, I was not expecting it to be an iron law of the universe
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hooch Craft feels a bit on-the-nose here
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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