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@theevilsperky.bsky.social
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is the true loss of portable consoles becoming bigger, it can’t be a casual thing you put in your purse anymore
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Apparently I was on ch9 of FFVII Remake when I last played it.. in Nov 2024.. I really gotta stop letting stuff lapse for so long! Resumed VII today & beat the Hell House. I skipped my post work nap & I'm suffering for it, also skipped my energy drink at work. Adulting is rough! 😭 but FFVII is fun..
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Made my own Vita port of Dead Rising Chop Til You Drop in Dolphin emulator Edited the button textures, and put cursor aiming on right stick. Plays great!
Dead Rising Wii version, it says L2+X instead of Z+ADead Rising Wii on my Odin 2 Mini (Vita style android device) the buttons on screen say O and X instead of B and A
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hope one day I'll have a job that is only 4 or 5 days a week. I'm so tired of 6 day work weeks.. Or win the lottery.. tired of being stressed & having no time or money.. I'd love to travel but it feels like an impossible dream..
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Stranger Than Heaven looks dope & so does the updated Star Fox 64. Replayed SNES Star Fox right after Mario movie dropped so I was getting ready to replay 64 anyways. Will be fun to compare back-to-back with the remake. Anyways I gotta get back into playing Yakuza.. only 2 chapter into 0, heh.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hate when I eat the last M&M in the bag without realizing. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The serving size of shredded cheese eaten in front of the refrigerator at 3am should just be "Until you feel better."
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tuesday the 21st I'm invited to a company luncheon that conflicts with my scheduled hours so I'm leaving work 1 hour early (losing 1 hr pay) to celebrate 20 years of loyalty while making less than $20/hr. Grateful for a job, wish I didn't work 6 days a week, wish I wasn't struggling so much.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The things after hours shifts do & the things I would never do or leave for someone are two circles with zero overlap.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Often on my worse days I wanna make a bingo board of all my regular phrases I say at work. I hardly ever make it through the first hour let alone first 15 or 5 minutes without having to curse about all the s that's wrong.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Everyday at work is simultaneously a bad day & one I wouldn't trade for a day at any other store at rhe company I'm at. Devil you know vs devil you don't kinda deal I guess.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Day 2 of my vacation spent doom scrolling in bed because I suddenly night before day 1 got a terrible cold or allergies and only have energy for blowing my nose and scrolling. This is awful.
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Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why doesn't Fox McCloud from the Mario Galaxy movie simply shoot Bowser with his space ship laser gun. Is he an idiot
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Quest 64 celebrates the death of the Metaverse, get fucked Mark ⚰️☠️🌭
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A pleasant surprise but a welcome one. Only played through this once back in the day. I recall enjoying revisiting Orre much in the same way I enjoy revisiting a lightly aged Kanto in gen 2. Only 4 badges deep into my slow replay of FireRed but I am looking forward to this journey again soon.
Title screen for Pokémon Gale of Darkness displayed on a Switch 2 handheld in front of neon purple lit background featuring some Pokémon plushies on display.
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
if I was a candidate I’d spend Election Day posting shit like “all suffering stems from desire”
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Today was my 2nd time going to the gym ever. Trying to create a healthy habit. I wanna see myself in another light & being frustrated with where I'm at isn't a solution, action is!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/03/2026
as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
DST warped time, there's snow on the ground & the temperature is above 70°.. & now I'm sweating inside. I miss when there were 4 distinct seasons. Just a few weeks ago I had 4 hoodies layered & sweatpants under my jeans at work. It ain't right!
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
when i wake up from my nap at 9:30 pm
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/02/2026
GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com
The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government.

But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags?

Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's my only day off. Sunday, I only get Sundays off. I'm ~2 weeks away from 6 years straight of working 6 days a week. It's my only day off & it's already after 5pm. I haven't turned on a game. I miss my hobby. I hate that it's snowing & I only have the energy to be stressed about work tomorrow..
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The 40th anniversary of Zelda is all the excuse you need to submerge yourself in classic Katsuya Terada art.
A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link walks up some dark stairs A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link looks at an ancient mural of a dream whaleA Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link battles a shadow version of themselves A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link comforts a wounded man in the sewers
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen coming to Switch on Feb 27th ($19.99 each). Listed on Switch eShop in coming soon section
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Brain: You know you would clear your gaming backlog if you stopped replaying the same games over and over again right? Me: haha Brain: Are you even listening to me? Me: okay
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Haunted Doll, Stella🏳️‍⚧️ @stelladolly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS RANDO TO BEING LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON TO GET IT WOW. YOU GET 3 CENTS AND A PAPERCLIP AND SOME LINT CONGRATULATIONS
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Resident Evil @residentevil.capcomusa.com · 14/02/2026
Valentines for the special resident in your life 💖
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Friday at last…
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Konami on Castlevania 40th anniversary: "This is the beginning of numerous new products around Castlevania." www.konami.com/games/castle...
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Can You Suplex a Train? @suplexatrain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Why did they have to go and make the radicalized minority race anti-corporate militant environmental activist WOKE!?!
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I could easily buy happiness; skill issue
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I feel like anytime i browse discover tab on here I never know what the drama is that people are writing about. It's always written without context like I was the only one that woke up without the info beaming in & being pre-installed overnight lol.. maybe social media isn't for me
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
But why
Screenshot of a weather widget showing 10° feels like 1° & temps per hour between 11° & 9°
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Struggling to balance being informed & staying positive & excited about normal things.
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Jen aka Grantifa 🐸 @grantifa9.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
At this point if I was abducted by aliens 👽🛸I would consider it a rescue mission.
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Vampire Survivors 🧄 @vampire.poncle.games · 28/01/2026
would you care for a delicious purple XP gem?
an image of a waiter's facean image of the waiter's torsoan image of a purple XP gem from Vampire Survivorsan image of the waiter's arm out to the side, balancing a silver tray with their finger tips.
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Pearl Jam @pearljam.com · 26/01/2026
Honored to share the words of Former President Obama and Michelle Obama. Make your voice heard and contact your legislators at www.5calls.org. Support with donations at standwithminnesota.com
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LA Star @lastar.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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