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@theevilsperky.bsky.social
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 5h
Always gotta get a pickle, but the question is.. dill or garlic? I'm team garlic lol I went 2 weekends ago!! & also had a rainy Sunday faire but it was still a really good time!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got this individual post as a push notification & was trying to figure out what 6 letter word you self censored that started with "con" for way too long before I realized it was a corrective follow-up addendum to a previous post lmao 😭
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is the true loss of portable consoles becoming bigger, it can’t be a casual thing you put in your purse anymore
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
P1: mouse girl looking at the brawl Victory screen for samus wishing she'd kill and eat her 
P2: same girl looks at announcement for the new metroid game where samus is saying she needs to kill and eat everyone 

The girl is blushing in both panels
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My guiding moonlight...
Kirby and the Moonlight Greatsword
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My local radio station played her cover of Stairway to Heaven earlier tonight ♡
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm still excited for the first one 😭 (my backlog might as well just be system libraries at this point..) Too many games not enough time
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm, bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass we didn't start the fire...
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Apparently I was on ch9 of FFVII Remake when I last played it.. in Nov 2024.. I really gotta stop letting stuff lapse for so long! Resumed VII today & beat the Hell House. I skipped my post work nap & I'm suffering for it, also skipped my energy drink at work. Adulting is rough! 😭 but FFVII is fun..
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Made my own Vita port of Dead Rising Chop Til You Drop in Dolphin emulator Edited the button textures, and put cursor aiming on right stick. Plays great!
Dead Rising Wii version, it says L2+X instead of Z+ADead Rising Wii on my Odin 2 Mini (Vita style android device) the buttons on screen say O and X instead of B and A
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yea was a tad bummed out, was expecting a bit more strawberry kick but they're only so-so! Lmk if your local spot has more impressive ones if you end up finding out first hand! On the other hand the beef dipping taco was decent but a bit pricey!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Was looking forward to these! Already tried them twice and.. they're just okay!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I hope one day I'll have a job that is only 4 or 5 days a week. I'm so tired of 6 day work weeks.. Or win the lottery.. tired of being stressed & having no time or money.. I'd love to travel but it feels like an impossible dream..
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Stranger Than Heaven looks dope & so does the updated Star Fox 64. Replayed SNES Star Fox right after Mario movie dropped so I was getting ready to replay 64 anyways. Will be fun to compare back-to-back with the remake. Anyways I gotta get back into playing Yakuza.. only 2 chapter into 0, heh.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I hate when I eat the last M&M in the bag without realizing. Like, I needed to mentally prepare myself for that moment.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The serving size of shredded cheese eaten in front of the refrigerator at 3am should just be "Until you feel better."
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oracle of Seasons & Ages are tied for my 2nd favorite 2D Zelda right behind Link to the Past. OoS/OoA are so so fantastic, love seeing them receive some love!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tuesday the 21st I'm invited to a company luncheon that conflicts with my scheduled hours so I'm leaving work 1 hour early (losing 1 hr pay) to celebrate 20 years of loyalty while making less than $20/hr. Grateful for a job, wish I didn't work 6 days a week, wish I wasn't struggling so much.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The things after hours shifts do & the things I would never do or leave for someone are two circles with zero overlap.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Often on my worse days I wanna make a bingo board of all my regular phrases I say at work. I hardly ever make it through the first hour let alone first 15 or 5 minutes without having to curse about all the s that's wrong.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Everyday at work is simultaneously a bad day & one I wouldn't trade for a day at any other store at rhe company I'm at. Devil you know vs devil you don't kinda deal I guess.
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Day 2 of my vacation spent doom scrolling in bed because I suddenly night before day 1 got a terrible cold or allergies and only have energy for blowing my nose and scrolling. This is awful.
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Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why doesn't Fox McCloud from the Mario Galaxy movie simply shoot Bowser with his space ship laser gun. Is he an idiot
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Quest 64 celebrates the death of the Metaverse, get fucked Mark ⚰️☠️🌭
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A pleasant surprise but a welcome one. Only played through this once back in the day. I recall enjoying revisiting Orre much in the same way I enjoy revisiting a lightly aged Kanto in gen 2. Only 4 badges deep into my slow replay of FireRed but I am looking forward to this journey again soon.
Title screen for Pokémon Gale of Darkness displayed on a Switch 2 handheld in front of neon purple lit background featuring some Pokémon plushies on display.
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
if I was a candidate I’d spend Election Day posting shit like “all suffering stems from desire”
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Today was my 2nd time going to the gym ever. Trying to create a healthy habit. I wanna see myself in another light & being frustrated with where I'm at isn't a solution, action is!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'd be curious about any future tattoos possibly inspired by your time with Pokopia!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/03/2026
as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
DST warped time, there's snow on the ground & the temperature is above 70°.. & now I'm sweating inside. I miss when there were 4 distinct seasons. Just a few weeks ago I had 4 hoodies layered & sweatpants under my jeans at work. It ain't right!
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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jake-o’-lantern 🎃 @baronduki.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
when i wake up from my nap at 9:30 pm
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm replaying FR alongside my partner playing LG for the first time so it's been really fun trading between gym battles & enjoying parallel play! Pokopia is mine when I hit 22,000 reward points on my credit card to redeem for a $50 eshop gift card. Currently at 19k lol really curious about the lore!
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What's your gaming internary look like tonight? I'm bouncing around between FireRed, Resident Evil 9, & replaying Devil May Cry 1
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I wish I wasn't working today! A cozy morning with my cat, some warm tea, & some FireRed comfort gaming would be ideal as the grey rainy day backdrop completed the picture ✨️
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Cards Against Humanity @cardsagainsthumanity.com · 24/02/2026
GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com
The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government.

But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags?

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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It's my only day off. Sunday, I only get Sundays off. I'm ~2 weeks away from 6 years straight of working 6 days a week. It's my only day off & it's already after 5pm. I haven't turned on a game. I miss my hobby. I hate that it's snowing & I only have the energy to be stressed about work tomorrow..
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The 40th anniversary of Zelda is all the excuse you need to submerge yourself in classic Katsuya Terada art.
A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link walks up some dark stairs A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link looks at an ancient mural of a dream whaleA Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link battles a shadow version of themselves A Katsuya Terada Zelda illustration. Link comforts a wounded man in the sewers
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen coming to Switch on Feb 27th ($19.99 each). Listed on Switch eShop in coming soon section
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ugh bloodborne is truly cursed (I love bloodborne but for Japan studios & now bluepoint to fall prey to Sony themselves?!) Seeing duskblood rumors for late March is the antidote I need right now.. hope that scratches some bloodborne itch & helps me cope with Sony sonying it up right now..
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Kyle @theevilsperky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Wait what. Didn't they make the Demon's Souls remake? Wasn't the fan dream for them to give the same treatment to Bloodborne? Now what?? Wtf is happening
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Brain: You know you would clear your gaming backlog if you stopped replaying the same games over and over again right? Me: haha Brain: Are you even listening to me? Me: okay
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Haunted Doll, Stella🏳️‍⚧️ @stelladolly.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS RANDO TO BEING LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON TO GET IT WOW. YOU GET 3 CENTS AND A PAPERCLIP AND SOME LINT CONGRATULATIONS
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