the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 1height year old, not year old three kids, can you even imagine?? not me 000
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 1hpulled up baby pictures of the year old and legit had trouble telling him apart from his week-old sister 180
Reposted by the lakeshore monkthe lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 15hTHURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY come hang with @bnothing.bsky.social & me and hear a bunch of great readers, including @neonpajamas.bsky.social ! See you at Rivers & Roads! 065
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 4hone gotta go - Ryan Murphy - Chuck Lorre - Taylor Sheridan - Tyler Perry yes only one 120
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 6hChicago/Albany Park get involved in something tangible! 1110
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 7hChicago White Sox postseason baseball is on The Cock! 130
Reposted by the lakeshore monkunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 11hNew: We obtained witness videos and surveillance footage showing ICE parking their cars, arresting an observer, and transferring detainees in parking lots across 4 of Chicago's police districts. Local officials have tried banning ICE from city property. But incidents in the lots keep stacking up:unraveledpress.comIn plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operationsVideos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol... 8578308
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 15hTHURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY come hang with @bnothing.bsky.social & me and hear a bunch of great readers, including @neonpajamas.bsky.social ! See you at Rivers & Roads! 065
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 16hthis from Garbage Day is really good and more reason why you’ve got to spend time in your life trying to break algorithms www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...garbageday.emailWhy "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hitRead to the end for FlubberLover01 170
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ok as Vince said the national anthem don’t even slap but that mariachi rendition at the Bears game joins the pantheon of like five versions i enjoy. The guitar rhythm. The strings countermelody. The trumpet flourish at the end. Good stuff 270
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if you just try a little you can make life really good 060
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chicago, the greatest city for Mexican food in the United States of America, is getting another great Mexican spot 5184
Reposted by the lakeshore monkKarlo Yeager Rodríguez @kjy1066.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey fellow writers, don't know if you need to hear this but celebrate even small things. Finished a draft? Celebrate! Got a cool review? Celebrate! Got onto a reading list or a long list where you think you shouldn't celebrate until you "really have a reason to"? Fuck that. Celebrate! 14010
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I want to be clear, this is in no way an indictment of either crying or staring at boobs all night. Those are fine activities in moderation. 0140
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026thing is, this baby doesn’t have anything to do today. So she can party all she wants. Some of us have to take her older brother to school tho. Some of us have to go to the grocery store. Some of us have things to do besides cry and stare at boobs all night 1130
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026r&b singers love to be like “I’ve grown a lot” and then sing you a song about cheating 040
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one pound for every shot in that game seven 030
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I didn’t realize Ja’Mal Green was only 31. Sometimes we gotta discourage young people from getting into politics 2100
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026in laws are over and all of the sudden my son wants to party. “We need music.” “I’ll pass out the food.” “Chris should we make punch.” eight years of zero interest and now he’s Cookout Guy 180
Reposted by the lakeshore monkSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026The men are down to the fan duel spending up the household money On the polymarket with the babies diaper money And you supposed to carry his baby and be his household servant???? If you don’t poison this man and get the life insurance money 451256
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quintin Tarantino and David Fincher both approaching the Dave Chappelle Memorial “Died Tragically While Still Alive And Working” status 1120
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s like, read a page or two, then have someone ask you for something. read a page or two, baby needs to burp. read a page or two, oh shit you forgot to wash the clothes that have shit and spitup on them. read a page or two, time to cook for everybody 140
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026not even joking I was holding the baby and said the word “titty” and she opened her eyes and smiled 140
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I didn’t even mind the narrative decisions of the last few Game Of Thrones seasons, but taken as a whole? That show is an utter failure GRR Martin sold out his life’s work before finishing it, and now he can’t, and that makes him a failure 180
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stringer Bell was more shocking than the Red Wedding 240
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026she got rose her head up off my chest, got that “TO HARPERS FERRY” look, then hurled herself into my arm and starting rooting around 040
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026man I’m really enjoying THE FOG I just think that any time there’s a long haired beardo in a John Carpenter movie he should be played by Kurt Russell 391
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this reads much like how Mallory and I parent and you all need to get off the internet more often themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 070
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ICE did Midway Blitz and was like “what? Rahm told us you liked this stuff” 090
Reposted by the lakeshore monkB & the Nothingness @bnothing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I know at least one of my songs resonated with at least one person last night and that shit will power my soul for months 031
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why would I read mainstream media pieces when the mainstream media doesn’t care about giving me the information I need 0112
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026as a recovering alcoholic, gambling apps are like if I had a flask of whiskey in my pocket at all times. Whenever my wife goes to bed, I can pull it out and take a sip, as long as I hide the smell. No one will know if I just munch some peanuts and drink a lot of water too, right? 090
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it sucks that I’m kind of happy my son’s not interested in sports 150
Reposted by the lakeshore monkBen Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026finally updated the writing part of my website this morning five chapbooks, two full-length collections, free writing prompts, & over 100 publications www.neonpajamas.com/eyesneonpajamas.com[neonpajamas]Poems & Stories Books & Chapbooks E-Resources & Magazines 063
Reposted by the lakeshore monkJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3233541237
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026man if I had a warm body to sleep pressed up against and any time I moved my mouth slightly the most nutritious food possible fell into it? I’d cry when I left too 030
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wake up get a baby diaper run a bath for eight year old feed cat make coffee for wife Bernadette Mayer let me into Midwinter Day 3111
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what’s maybe more accurate is this baby has permanent John Brown Face 020
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lol sure doesn’t seem good for The Line Break, we’ll see what happens 230
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I Pooped Myself Awake & I Have Crazy Eyes: A Baby’s Tale 060
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my baby rnstatic.klipy.comTarsier with Big Eyes ChewingAlt: Tarsier with Big Eyes Chewing 120
the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026how can you not be Romantic about Tamale Guy 0162