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the lakeshore monk

@thecorlew.bsky.social
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writer | musician | co-host, The Line Break podcast | fiction reader, Cotton Xenomorph | 1/2 Lazy & Entitled | basketball junkie | Chicago Over Everything | exhausted dad | he/him www.lazyandentitled.org/?page_id=41

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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 1h
eight year old, not year old three kids, can you even imagine?? not me
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 1h
pulled up baby pictures of the year old and legit had trouble telling him apart from his week-old sister
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 15h
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY come hang with @bnothing.bsky.social & me and hear a bunch of great readers, including @neonpajamas.bsky.social ! See you at Rivers & Roads!
flyer reading RIVERS & READA slightly spooky edition featuring Ben Niespodziany C. Russell Price elle Thursday October first at seven pm Rivers & Roads Cafe 1259 W Devon
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 4h
one gotta go - Ryan Murphy - Chuck Lorre - Taylor Sheridan - Tyler Perry yes only one
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 6h
Chicago/Albany Park get involved in something tangible!
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 7h
Chicago White Sox postseason baseball is on The Cock!
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 11h
New: We obtained witness videos and surveillance footage showing ICE parking their cars, arresting an observer, and transferring detainees in parking lots across 4 of Chicago's police districts. Local officials have tried banning ICE from city property. But incidents in the lots keep stacking up:
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In plain sight: a year of ICE using Chicago police parking lots for its operations
Videos and witness testimony show immigration agents continue using Chicago police station parking lots despite a ban on their access to city property. Records obtained from the Civilian Office of Pol...
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 15h
THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY come hang with @bnothing.bsky.social & me and hear a bunch of great readers, including @neonpajamas.bsky.social ! See you at Rivers & Roads!
flyer reading RIVERS & READA slightly spooky edition featuring Ben Niespodziany C. Russell Price elle Thursday October first at seven pm Rivers & Roads Cafe 1259 W Devon
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 16h
this from Garbage Day is really good and more reason why you’ve got to spend time in your life trying to break algorithms www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok as Vince said the national anthem don’t even slap but that mariachi rendition at the Bears game joins the pantheon of like five versions i enjoy. The guitar rhythm. The strings countermelody. The trumpet flourish at the end. Good stuff
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if you just try a little you can make life really good
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chicago, the greatest city for Mexican food in the United States of America, is getting another great Mexican spot
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Karlo Yeager Rodríguez @kjy1066.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey fellow writers, don't know if you need to hear this but celebrate even small things. Finished a draft? Celebrate! Got a cool review? Celebrate! Got onto a reading list or a long list where you think you shouldn't celebrate until you "really have a reason to"? Fuck that. Celebrate!
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to be clear, this is in no way an indictment of either crying or staring at boobs all night. Those are fine activities in moderation.
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thing is, this baby doesn’t have anything to do today. So she can party all she wants. Some of us have to take her older brother to school tho. Some of us have to go to the grocery store. Some of us have things to do besides cry and stare at boobs all night
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this baby’s a partier dude
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
r&b singers love to be like “I’ve grown a lot” and then sing you a song about cheating
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one pound for every shot in that game seven
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Fog (1980)
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I didn’t realize Ja’Mal Green was only 31. Sometimes we gotta discourage young people from getting into politics
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
in laws are over and all of the sudden my son wants to party. “We need music.” “I’ll pass out the food.” “Chris should we make punch.” eight years of zero interest and now he’s Cookout Guy
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
The men are down to the fan duel spending up the household money On the polymarket with the babies diaper money And you supposed to carry his baby and be his household servant???? If you don’t poison this man and get the life insurance money
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quintin Tarantino and David Fincher both approaching the Dave Chappelle Memorial “Died Tragically While Still Alive And Working” status
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s like, read a page or two, then have someone ask you for something. read a page or two, baby needs to burp. read a page or two, oh shit you forgot to wash the clothes that have shit and spitup on them. read a page or two, time to cook for everybody
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
North Side Chicago Survey!
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not even joking I was holding the baby and said the word “titty” and she opened her eyes and smiled
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Luke Skywalker died a virgin
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn’t even mind the narrative decisions of the last few Game Of Thrones seasons, but taken as a whole? That show is an utter failure GRR Martin sold out his life’s work before finishing it, and now he can’t, and that makes him a failure
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stringer Bell was more shocking than the Red Wedding
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she got rose her head up off my chest, got that “TO HARPERS FERRY” look, then hurled herself into my arm and starting rooting around
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
man I’m really enjoying THE FOG I just think that any time there’s a long haired beardo in a John Carpenter movie he should be played by Kurt Russell
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this reads much like how Mallory and I parent and you all need to get off the internet more often themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ICE did Midway Blitz and was like “what? Rahm told us you liked this stuff”
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B & the Nothingness @bnothing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know at least one of my songs resonated with at least one person last night and that shit will power my soul for months
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why would I read mainstream media pieces when the mainstream media doesn’t care about giving me the information I need
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as a recovering alcoholic, gambling apps are like if I had a flask of whiskey in my pocket at all times. Whenever my wife goes to bed, I can pull it out and take a sip, as long as I hide the smell. No one will know if I just munch some peanuts and drink a lot of water too, right?
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it sucks that I’m kind of happy my son’s not interested in sports
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Ben Niespodziany 📚🎪 @neonpajamas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally updated the writing part of my website this morning five chapbooks, two full-length collections, free writing prompts, & over 100 publications www.neonpajamas.com/eyes
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Poems & Stories Books & Chapbooks E-Resources & Magazines
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
read the chili story
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is damned fun and you oughter read it
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man if I had a warm body to sleep pressed up against and any time I moved my mouth slightly the most nutritious food possible fell into it? I’d cry when I left too
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wake up get a baby diaper run a bath for eight year old feed cat make coffee for wife Bernadette Mayer let me into Midwinter Day
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what’s maybe more accurate is this baby has permanent John Brown Face
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
baby poops like smack barm pea wet
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol sure doesn’t seem good for The Line Break, we’ll see what happens
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I Pooped Myself Awake & I Have Crazy Eyes: A Baby’s Tale
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my baby rn
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Tarsier with Big Eyes Chewing
Alt: Tarsier with Big Eyes Chewing
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how can you not be Romantic about Tamale Guy
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the lakeshore monk @thecorlew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fireworks at Comiskey
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