Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 7hHead of Gaming at Microsoft giving away their personal number to journalists and influencers, and then immediately maxing out their phone storage due to being bombarded with pictures of Crash Bandicoot with a big butt: "XBOX is for the Gamers" 1616
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have eaten The Caniac Combo with an extra piece of toast, and have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine 3585
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"That's right, my name is Skywalker... Goku Skywalker. Please see this new trilogy, I'm begging you. What if I was a Wookie" 410511
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bring a bottle of Heinz 57 and a Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card to your interview, let 'em know you mean business 0366
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century" and no Aqua Teen Hunger Force? 80% of those shows WISH they had something as good as the Broodwich episode 6574
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you're gonna make a VR game with Phoenix Wright in it and he doesn't say "Oops, sorry" when he accidentally pokes you in the eye when throwing his arm out to object, then why even bother 3823
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Discord looked upon my broken, aged body and the depression buried deep within my soul, and smiled. This, surely, is someone to be placed in the "Adult" category. And thus, to celebrate my journey to adulthood, invasive FanDuel advertising. Huzzah. 113516
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When the next Xbox game fails to sell 50 million copies, they will downsize. There will be a new Xbox game, it will fail to sell 50 million copies, and they will downsize. This pattern will continue until Xbox headquarters downsizes into a small outhouse in a field, attached to a telephone pole. 3929
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Fates - Clotho (the spinner), Lachesis (the allotter), and Atropos (the inevitable) - as they attempt to squeeze a comically large spindle through the door frame: "we are not done with Destiny" 0232
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*wile-e-coyote-hits-the-ground-sfx.wav is unavailable* 310614
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I just know some guy will buy every single Guile Hair Popcorn Bucket, stack it up to the ceiling, and then sit right in front of me in the theater 2576
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Someone out there could pay me $50k a year (with health, dental, and vision insurance) to draw aboobandorbutt, that's a thing right" I say to myself as I'm watching résumé tips and tricks videos on YouTube, struggling to remember the year I graduated college. Such is the world in which we live. 3644
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At this rate, there won't be anyone left to review GTA6 for any major website because every single person will be laid off and replaced by a Henry Hoover with a Magic 8-Ball duct taped on the back 0722
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One of Fox McCloud's contract stipulations is that no one - Dino Talk - around him on set 111113
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Once upon a time, people were mad at Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, but what they should've been mad at... is themselves 😔 #real 2586
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Diablo V: you won't believe what those zany demons are up to this time (Diablo couldn't make it, he got a doctor's note) 0260
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"We Will Take This As A Lesson" Level-5 CEO says as he climbs into one of the telepods from The Fly, holding a bulky computer with "AI" printed in a piece of paper taped to the side 0858
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Friendly reminder: whether I'm on the streets or on the Internet, I will not talk to you unless you press the A Button first 416737
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Turning on my Wolverine GPS Sonar Tracking Mode when I go to the grocery store so I can find those little cans of peppers in adobo sauce, making it easier to advance my story 1492
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kojima game is gone. That's business, baby! Please look forward to our future PlayStation classics, such as *puts hand over mouth and makes a loud static noise* *walks backward at an angle at the wall behind me in an attempt to clip through and fall beneath the world to escape your piercing gaze* 011316
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So is Duskbloods not gonna make it out this year or 3390
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Kirby is real, and he is approaching your current location 31009
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I dropped out of Dandori Academy to work at my uncle's dealership, biggest mistake of my life 0383
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What if Mario jumped onto my YouTube screen, pointed at me, and said "Wahoo" 1400
Brian M @legendofnerd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026People on my timeline getting mad about video game graphics, a Zelda game must be coming out soon 210210
