Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit. 12765109
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKen Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Just a reminder, too-oft overlooked & a vital component most certainly missing when modern Muppet content is conceptualized, is that these characters could go to deeply sincere, beautifully emotional places... And were allowed to do so. If you ignore the heart - You don’t get it. 19819
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137453527
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialBen Rock @benrock.com · 31/05/2026The most amazing thing you’ll see today I guarantee is this frame-by-frame animated remake of “Sabotage”. youtu.be/lgXSDPmOWCE?...youtu.beStop Motion Sabotage - A Stop Motion Recreation of Beastie Boys "Sabotage" videoYouTube video by Corduroy Frames 5287106
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Had to be said. 1717824
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing 161758210
thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I haven’t been this happy since my daughter was born a year ago…and even that was somewhat muted because she provided no entertainment value for the first several months. 1553
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026“Dear ICE agents - I hope you’re respectful to everyone and show kindness… we should treat all people the same, even if we don’t know them.” If this doesn’t shatter your heart you don’t have one. 💔 Our kids are watching. 🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o... 11640991759
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/01/2026timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...youtube.comGWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell RoanYouTube video by The A.V. Club 7252100
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKevin ANTIFA Ressler 💙🐈⬛😁 @kevinressler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I was going to make a video. John Stewart simply does it better. 07240
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 06/11/2025A visual metaphor for the moment. 551470253
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialPanicstreak @panicstreak.bsky.social · 31/10/2025RIP Uni-Watch uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...uni-watch.comUni Watch: 1999–2025After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close. 1813650
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity. 25365771565
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/09/2025“How you die does not redeem how you lived.” 5546661096
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it! 1224374923
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Brian Kelly got knocked over by an official, disappointed not to get a better replay (h/t @redditcfb.com) 47410
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/08/2025"For the Oval Office, we asked, 'What if Liberace and Marie Antoinette had a baby? And what if that baby projectile-vomited all over the room?' Empty space was our enemy. The clearance aisle at HomeGoods was our answer." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tru...mcsweeneys.netTrump’s White House Decorator Explains All the ChangesOur Vision Redecorating the White House is a sacred task. My all-star crew of designers includes London Tipton, the ghost of Elvis Presley, a prom ... 623644
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.salon.comTerence Stamp, General Zod and film icon, dead at 87 - Salon.comLegendary British icon now remembered for Superman, Star Wars and a six-decade movie career 4788477866
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 04/08/2025I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine. 854014236
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025With news that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is shutting down due to Trump’s meddling, it’s worth watching Mr. Rogers testifying to the Senate about the real value of what we’ve all lost.m.youtube.comMay 1, 1969: Fred Rogers testifies before the Senate Subcommittee on CommunicationsYouTube video by Road Less Marveled 4524371011
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialOpen Culture @openculture.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Useopenculture.comThe Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to UseUpdate: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has put online 492,000 high-resolution images of artistic works. Even better, the museum has placed the vast majority of these images into the public domain, mea... 6535661693
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore 8176681699
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialAnna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 18/05/2025say it again: 4 million people work in higher ed, the largest employer in 10 states, second largest employer in 10 more, and in 60 of the 100 biggest cities ROI for NIH and NSF for local economies is conservatively 4x, often close to 10x demolishing higher education is economic sabotage 6547951843
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 18/05/2025More from Pedro: "I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the US after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always." 131488255
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Love this from Pedro Pascal at Cannes: "Fear is the way that they win, so keep telling the stories and expressing yourself and fighting. F*ck the people that try to make you scared and fight back. Don’t let them win" 114107332473
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/05/2025"I’m not being heartless. I know that Sloth is a victim, and yes, I know that 'Sloth loves Chunk.' And I can appreciate the fact that 'Chunk loves Sloth.' I’m just trying to think this through logistically. There is literally nowhere to put him."buff.lyI’m Chunk’s Mother, and No, He Did Not Consult Me Before Telling Sloth He Could Live with UsMotherhood is all about making sacrifices and supporting your children, no matter how outrageous their decisions may be. I’ve learned to accept the... 04711
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/05/2025"It’s always 'Stacy’s mom has got it going' on' and never 'Stacy’s mom, what’s goin' on?' Or how about 'Stacy’s mom, how are you today? How are you shouldering the considerable burden of being a single mom with a high-pressure, high-visibility career?'"buff.lyI’m Stacy’s Mom, and Here Are All the Things I’ve Got Goin’ OnWhat do I, Stacy’s mom, “got goin’ on”? A contentious divorce, for one. It wasn’t just that I found out my soon-to-be ex-husband was paying to be u... 05511
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/05/2025"I often wondered why she held on to those expertly crafted coupons, never cashing in a single one. I used to think, 'Aw, she loves all of my artwork,' or 'She’s saving these to show her grandkids,' but now I know she was waiting and plotting."buff.lyOh Crap, My Mom Just Cashed In All Her Mother’s Day CouponsI only have 137 days until my wedding, but I’m starting to worry I won’t finish all of the planning. You see, my mom just cashed in decades worth o... 18112
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialroscone @roscone.com · 08/05/2025This is a really beautiful piece from @mcsweeneys.net about the inherent value of neurodivergent people. RFK Jr. is dead wrong in the way he demeans and diminishes people with autism. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...mcsweeneys.netAn Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a TragedyDear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That... 24696227
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"And frommmmm Chicaaaaaago, standing 6'1", 6'6" with the papal mitre, your starting pontiff, Rrrrrrobbbbberrrrtttt PREEEEEEEEVOOOOOOSSST!" 58103684
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialdr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/05/2025we are living in back to the future 2 where biff tannen somehow rules the world. somebody needs to go back to 1955 and take the sports almanac away from this motherfucker!! 4669
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/05/2025why are so many AI commercials predicated upon “ok so imagine you’re just an incredible dumbass” 691023125
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/05/2025"The curriculum will no longer cover Order 66, when the Jedi Council misinterpreted a prophecy, chose the wrong chosen one, and allowed the Sith to infiltrate our ranks, which culminated in Anakin Skywalker murdering the younglings and then proceeding to enslave the entire galaxy."buff.lyThe Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings“The new Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sanders, said the move to ban critical race theory in public schools in her state was a preventativ... 2327105
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/05/2025"I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why? Because nine, seven ate."buff.lyYoda Botches Five Classic Jokes1. In love two melons are. Yet run off and marry they do not. Why? Because elope, they cannot. - - -2. On a seafood diet, I am. Food I see; eat it ... 317947
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMelanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 29/04/2025In just 100 days: Measles outbreaks Tariffs costing us $5k each Gutting healthcare Thousands of veterans fired Abducting immigrants Concentration camps Deporting citizens Legalized discrimination Texted war plans Alienated allies Took bribes Sold Teslaspublicnotice.coTrump's polling has already collapsedIt took under 100 days for buyer's remorse to set in. 701132399
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Jesus CHRIST 4852471
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialOn a clear day @icanseeforever1.bsky.social · 25/04/2025This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious. 339100563364
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of" 21598001481
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 21/04/2025🚨Stop Everything🚨….not sure if this is making the rounds here yet but this is University of Cincinnati music theater student Erin Morton and she’s blowing up over on TikTok for her stunning rendition of Radiohead’s "Creep"🔥….full tears going 🥹 501041245
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/04/2025"I know things look bad right now, but I'll be back soon, and when I return, I want all the eggs hidden. And I want the eggs to have candy in them. And I want all the kids to look for the eggs so they can eat the candy. This is all about the kids. Adults can't help them look."buff.lyHi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs HiddenOrignally published April 10, 2020 - - -Hey there, I’m Jesus Christ, the Son of God. I know things look bad for me right now, but I’m gonna be back... 111528
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/04/2025"Our Applebee’s menu does not have calorie counts. We scratched them out with a switchblade. You either want a Tex-Mex Shrimp Bowl Supreme or you don’t, dickwax. A bunch of fancy numbers ain’t gonna change that." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...mcsweeneys.netThis Applebee’s Goes HardPeople think of Applebee’s as a safe suburban fixture, a place where people go for an innocuous meal at a reasonable price—but strap in, jagoff, be... 0598
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/04/2025"Hi, I’m out of the office. If you have anything urgent, please get in touch with the fact that there’s probably nobody better suited than me in our organization to handle that matter, and I’m taking a day off to think about love, survival, and time."mcsweeneys.netCopy and Paste Any of These Out-of-Office Replies for Your Personal UseI am out of the office today and Friday to solve every existential quandary I’ve been putting off arguably since 2023 when, as far as I can tell, I... 09420
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Sometimes when I'm alone and hear a weird noise in the bath I yell "You'll be fighting a naked man!" 25826124
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 03/04/2025(turning on CNBC like I heard Bama's down by 15 and just fumbled a kick return) 231369159
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Tariffs that will devastate the US economy, hahaha, take that DEI!!! 1349341
Reposted by @thedupeabides.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again 146232217080
