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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the absolute best way to exit a conversation ever.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seriously??
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like younger versions of the Klopeks from The Burbs.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
isaiah rodgers doing the hot dog dance for his kid is such a dope display of fatherhood. good shit.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still with that…?
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Just a reminder, too-oft overlooked & a vital component most certainly missing when modern Muppet content is conceptualized, is that these characters could go to deeply sincere, beautifully emotional places... And were allowed to do so. If you ignore the heart - You don’t get it.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Trouble With Tribbles
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Paige and I were just working together at LSU. She's an incredible talent.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The worst part is, they’re scratch and sniff.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Haven’t been back in forever, myself. I miss BJ’s Pizza and the tiny spicy chicken at the old Oriental Wok. Fine dining you can’t find just anywhere.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What are the odds??
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ah ok. Grew up in Oberlin but then lived in Pineville through high school and most of college. I know Central!
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ditto, where at??
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is the content @robwanderson.bsky.social is here for.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She traveled.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That’s a great point.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don’t like the price tag on the Detroit trade, but Mize could prove me wrong. We needed help in the starting rotation and we got it, so we’ll see!
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Met her on Bourbon St. while promoting the improv show our troupe was doing that night. So kind and sweet. She didn’t come…but so kind and sweet.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Ben Rock @benrock.com · 31/05/2026
The most amazing thing you’ll see today I guarantee is this frame-by-frame animated remake of “Sabotage”. youtu.be/lgXSDPmOWCE?...
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Stop Motion Sabotage - A Stop Motion Recreation of Beastie Boys "Sabotage" video
YouTube video by Corduroy Frames
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Are there no mirrors in the White House?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Had to be said.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Oooof. Absolutely. It’s funny how the heartbreakers at that tournament stick out more than at others. Maybe the US Open is a close 2nd.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
One man’s gimmicky I guess...It’s still fun as hell. 15 and 16 are always exciting to me because those are the last chances to really make a move, especially 15 to your point. 17 is brutal, especially on Sunday, and 18 is well…the final hole of the Masters.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
No. 16. Just a fun hole that plays wildly different depending on pin positions.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I haven’t been this happy since my daughter was born a year ago…and even that was somewhat muted because she provided no entertainment value for the first several months.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“Dear ICE agents - I hope you’re respectful to everyone and show kindness… we should treat all people the same, even if we don’t know them.” If this doesn’t shatter your heart you don’t have one. 💔 Our kids are watching. 🇺🇸 www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
timeline cleanser www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR...
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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Kevin ANTIFA Ressler 💙🐈‍⬛😁 @kevinressler.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I was going to make a video. John Stewart simply does it better.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Congrats, Paul! Extremely well deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :)
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A visual metaphor for the moment.
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Panicstreak @panicstreak.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
RIP Uni-Watch uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...
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Uni Watch: 1999–2025
After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
He gone…
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/09/2025
“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
David Brent still can’t catch a break.
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
SIL recommended, and then I checked him out on Instagram. Fine-line artist outside of Houston. I get compliments constantly on the level of detail.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Brian Kelly got knocked over by an official, disappointed not to get a better replay (h/t @redditcfb.com)
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/08/2025
"For the Oval Office, we asked, 'What if Liberace and Marie Antoinette had a baby? And what if that baby projectile-vomited all over the room?' Empty space was our enemy. The clearance aisle at HomeGoods was our answer." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tru...
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Trump’s White House Decorator Explains All the Changes
Our Vision Redecorating the White House is a sacred task. My all-star crew of designers includes London Tipton, the ghost of Elvis Presley, a prom ...
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thedupeabides.bsky.social @thedupeabides.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
But we're getting an LIV Golf tournament next year.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be… (puts on sunglasses) ..Neil before Zod.
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Terence Stamp, General Zod and film icon, dead at 87 - Salon.com
Legendary British icon now remembered for Superman, Star Wars and a six-decade movie career
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 04/08/2025
I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
With news that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is shutting down due to Trump’s meddling, it’s worth watching Mr. Rogers testifying to the Senate about the real value of what we’ve all lost.
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May 1, 1969: Fred Rogers testifies before the Senate Subcommittee on Communications
YouTube video by Road Less Marveled
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Open Culture @openculture.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use
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The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use
Update: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has put online 492,000 high-resolution images of artistic works. Even better, the museum has placed the vast majority of these images into the public domain, mea...
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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Steve Metz @stevemetz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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