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The Defenestrator

@thedefenestrator.bsky.social
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I like art. Technically a game designer. He/him.

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八知間タナ @yachimatana.bsky.social · 6h
「メイド1号!八街カナ!」
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5h
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will never vote for the Rizzler.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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ムー @mumumer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
七瀬すず菜ちゃん描きました
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Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[ #oc ] successful hunt :3
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such Configuration
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Renne Millennia🐛🌂 Retro Vtuber @renne.millipede.stream · 13/07/2026
this is one of those insane quotes that's going to permanently alter my brain. any time i see a group of five people i will be thinking of this
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if you draw hot girl i follow. if you draw harry potter shit i unfollow.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
spider girl science tw:arachnophobia (but I swear she's harmless)
sketches of penelope the spider girlspider girl science facts
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part of a pilot program for [REDACTED] a school has been opened for the younger sapient anomalous entities. Under Director Fairbanks' orders, the SAFE school will continue the children's education and development during their protective residency at [REDACTED] facilities. ( tw:arachnophobia )
various young creatures walking togethersketches of a boy with moth ears, the second sketch is talking to another creature saying "we're gonna run this joint."fluffy spider girl hugging her fluffy box foxa big godzilla lookin guy askin about homework
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.
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Jordan` @jordanthekitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
whenever i just say "violence" i'm referring specifically to this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People make fun of old science fiction movies but before we landed there it was pretty logical to assume the moon had women in miniskirts
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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kanj1.bsky.social @kanj1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#dungeonmeshi
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Mehgazone🏳️‍⚧️ @mehgazone.com · 01/10/2026
It's October already.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
optimist: the glass is half full pessimist: the glass is half empty systems designer: when the glass gets into this 50% state there's no delta between drinking strategies so players are feedbacking choice paralysis. we can fix this by adjusting the gulp size function, let me try a few things...
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, you have to be just...really racist...not to come away from spending basically any time at all at an American university with a nearly boundless faith in the power of American assimilation. All sorts of students whose ancestors came from all over, utterly and completely American, all the way.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tracking the Ring
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the moon hits your eye With a big mecha guy Escaflowne
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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90's Computer Games Box Art @90scompgamesboxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DOOM II (1994)
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90's Computer Games Box Art @90scompgamesboxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
King of Dragon Pass (1999)
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This includes BIRTH CONTROL, by the way. As well as a shitload of mood stabilizers. Do NOT eat "spooky" black foods and snacks. Just don't.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your semi-regular reminder that Penguins don't exist - not anymore, at least - but Penguins looked enough like Penguins that we also called them Penguins.
A great auk - a waterbird with short flightless wings, a long hooked beak, and a bright white patch just ahead of the eye on its otherwise black head.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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#1 daughter (of the stars) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(misreading) thats right!! put engineers back in video games!!
Lucca from Chrono TriggerKohran Li from Sakura Wars, art by @Tedbob84
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mcc @dryad.technology · 28/09/2026
"Dr. Robotnik is sleepy" is actually a completely incredible concept. Opens up so many possibilities
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stress is bad cat is good I choose cat
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