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The Czexan

@theczexan.bsky.social
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This happens to be a nocturne, ya know Frederick fucking Chopin…Czech Texan, P1, red panda enthusiast, Team Bidet, Jackie Daytona - Cocaine bear bartender

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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's gonna be hilarious if Texas goes Blue for th efirst time in thirty years because diaper donny wrecked the price of salsa and margaritas.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#MedicareForAllNOW
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel you, Daniel L
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Sharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reading this makes me feel like my brain is melting but it is also accurate in our current stupid times.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gotdamn, this is bleak and unfortunately realistic
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s insane how obsessed these fascists are with Tolkien and yet none of them understand it
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WATCH: Stavros explains why we don’t have universal health care in 🇺🇸 #MedicareForAllNOW
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rarely does one get so perfect a chance and I wasn’t gonna let my boy miss it
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Mark change your display name to Ted Cruz's tiny dick
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My favorite clip of Dolly.
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Joshua Robbins
PerfectHello new followers.
If you quote tweet something and you are an evil, awful politician just remember that someone can change their name to anything they want and it may be embarrassing for you.
Shout out to @TheWapplehouse for the idea.
Please listen to @jortscenterpod, too.
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Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'll never get tired of posting this photo of the Christian Universal Ministry basketball team in 1980...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Steve Everitt @steve-everitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
There comes an age where you don't care how you look in photos anymore. You just want to look good in MRIs, Ultrasounds, and CT Scans.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They're wearing the cats.....
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh my god
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Game over.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Be More Like 👇 Finland, A Social Democracy,Operating Under A Highly Successful Free Market Capitalist System.......
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"The real driver of growth right now is Bernie Madoff and he will make all his investors dreams come true" - Probably Hassett back before the ponzi house of cards collapsed
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the exact moment Andrew Tate's life fell apart.
Greta trolling Andrew Tate led to his arrest
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He’s not completely off base. Donnie’s rant was very much like a crazy person showing up to Kohls demanding a refund and then pulling out Target receipts.
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s genuinely funny to me the Donnie has fucked everything up so bad that the GOP’s pitch to voters is “Communism and Olive Garden”.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/07/2026
Rest in peace to one of cinema’s most outstanding artists; the legendary actor Sam Neill (1947–2026)
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favorite part of the McGregor fight was when Holloway gestured multiple times to the ref like "I'm basically punching a guy on the ground who can't defend himself" and the ref was like "yes, continue".
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SourBoySam @sourboysam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BlueSky waking up this morning:
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Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
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David BASTARDquist @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
he actually did the meme
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
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Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ. @activateamymode.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Larry’s Shoes used to be my go to shoe place for just this reason. They could get the the right shoe and sized perfect for anything. RIP Larry’s.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 08/07/2026
You guys are never gonna believe this, but going to a brick-and-mortar running store and getting sized by employees who know what they're doing and can recommend brands and models for you is a WAY better strategy than Googling "Nike running shoes" and buying whatever's on sale
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Russell Crowe is salivating with each team USA win.
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Costa Rica Kid @zymplex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why it’s time for Democratic socialism!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is Jumbo. She just got her very first bath. Doggy paddle officially activated. IG: dog_lovers_1
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Despite my many complaints about our country I'm an optimist about it. Did you know bidets are getting more popular here? There's hope for us. First we will fix our Asses, then we will fix our hearts
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Classy!
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Russell Crowe has to be hoping for a miracle American run in the World Cup because he will absolutely play the coach in the movie
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Magnolias evolved before bees existed. 95 million years ago, their ancestors shared the planet with the dinosaurs of the Cretaceous, but no bees. So they made a messy partnership with beetles that continues today & it explains why they're such unusual flowering plants. Let's talk about it.
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Magnolias Are So Old That They’re Pollinated by Beetles
Why beetles? You'll need to read to beelieve it.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ken Paxton just gave an Epstein-style deal to a pedophile. Paxton released Adam Hoffman — an admitted child rapist — back on our streets after Paxton’s rich lawyer friend got involved. The Epstein Class has no place in Texas. Ken Paxton has no place in the US Senate.
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The Czexan @theczexan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ah yes, from the guy who never stops ranting about men in women’s sports et al.
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert
Professionally hand-lettered sign says: "GORILLA PLAYING SAXOPHONE With Balloons AT YOUR PARTY 841 8322"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/05/2026
Bro everyone in this administration is clutching a 6 pack of mikes hard lemonade and having a tense conversation with Chris Hansen
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