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when i come up to them gates i hope you say you hearda me boxd.it/6MCZ

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 12/10/2026
once again. i do not want to hear you talk about which Platform is the correct Platform or write a big stupid thing about using a Platform. i am an adult.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
life’s rich pageant but it can only be things that play ad nauseam while you’re in line at cvs
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Ryan Day has passed away from beard coloring poisoning
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[friday night lights voice] soul’s pure, j’s wet, can’t lose
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@patrickwyman.bsky.social have you talked or podded about martyn randy’s “the middle kingdoms” anywhere? just started it and it seemed very in line with TOH and PL
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
excuse me what
A white defensive back from Valparaiso University named Kaiser Wilhelm
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Travandboo @travandboo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her website is crashing from donations. If that isn’t the most beautiful thing, I don’t know.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You want me to go with you to Sephora? The thing that killed Aerith?
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/08/2026
war crimes aside, I am increasingly irritated at how much of our time and energy is eaten up by this tiny little country that treats us like dog shit and still expects endless money and deference. we have our own problems
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/08/2026
Whole dissertations will be written about the emotions and actions in this 30 second clip.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you're a broke but passionate reader and can't afford your own copy of HERE WHERE WE LIVE IS OUR COUNTRY, we've got you. Apply for a free solidarity copy here docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Application for a Solidarity Copy of Molly’s Book
Are you a passionate reader who has been desperate to get your paws on a copy of Molly Crabapple's New York Times bestseller HERE WHERE WE LIVE IS OUR COUNTRY: THE STORY OF THE JEWISH BUND? Due to th...
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
epic bacon FTW!!!!!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I took a hard look at the financial donors to ICE’s biggest supporters in Congress. These are people who want to significantly expand ICE’s power and have sponsored or co-sponsored legislation to do so. Here are the top 25 consumer brands bankrolling the biggest ICE supporters in Congress:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i...
The little girl was still in Bluey pajamas.

No older than 3, she was trying to smell the flowers.

At her side, a pink rolling bag.

Her father, Joan Sebastian Guerrero, had just been fatally shot and yanked from a car he’d been driving. Now, he lay handcuffed in the street, where he would remain for five hours.

 “You took her dad, you took her dad!” a woman nearby yelled, according to Cecelia Humiston, 22, who witnessed the interaction in Biddeford on Monday morning.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In light of the ongoing schism in the Catholic Church, the Pope has emphasized official doctrine on dietary laws: eating Minions IS permitted on any fasting day, as according to the Bible they are neither man nor beast
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh my fucking god
The United States DOJ booth. There is nothing but an empty table and the logo. It's been stripped bare
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Can’t score goals against Paraguay? Don’t know what that’s like.
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Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon
Alt: Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dance in the Country, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1883 (flipped)
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
gotta be a guy at the swift-kelce wedding watching cape verde vs argentina on his phone just whooping under his breath
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“now see what ya got there is a false 9, you’re gonna want to talk to Dougie about this but he’s not here on Fridays so i dunno what to tell ya”
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 23/06/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through 6/26, enjoy free standard shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
the show is so so bad lol, i was like well with this pedigree of cast surely it can’t be pure drivel, and brother, i was dead wrong
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/06/2026
i pray he experience everything the lady at the end of the commercial "be" talmbout
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Need only the most grandiose and ridiculous Brazilian player names. Vinicius Junior. Plutarcho. Steve. God the Second. Will Smith, The Soccer Player. Fred IV.
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
she opened for gary gulman last night and was so great, looking forward to this
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 17/06/2026
me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Me not understanding a thing you’re talking about with Alexi Lalas cause I’m at Telemundo
This is Chuck Norris as Walker Texas Ranger attempting to go undercover as a Mexican farm worker a thing they did with a completely straight face
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
wrote abt olivia rodrigo www.vulture.com/article/revi...
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Olivia Rodrigo Fights Her Way Out of the Third-Album Rut
Even when the ’80s-rock experiments don’t land, she remains an effective storyteller of heartbreak on You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Free Speech Champion(tm) Bari Weiss demanding CBS News smear an American executed by her government for protesting bsky.app/profile/elio...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Longtime Woody actor
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Can’t have a union at amazon because Jeff Bezos needs enough money to do this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
3 years in, my quickhaul p9 has been incredibly good to me, a person who would not do well with a finicky bike in need of a lot of maintenance and fussing, tern has the goods
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you troops
Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hot dog car driver strongly spoke out against crashed hot dog car in a speech last night.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It’s extremely funny for a guy who starred in a show where Greece looks like your friend’s backyard to say this
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
you never go fully kenny powers
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Lil Bona X @lilbonax.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
white-nationalist Sen. Tommy Tuberville with a sign that says "I lost to UConn 20-9 on October 8, 2016"
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will, dude @thatswill.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
lmao, right? at least one basketball coach is fired from a major program every year for behavior that is 95% identical to this
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