Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026In light of the ongoing schism in the Catholic Church, the Pope has emphasized official doctrine on dietary laws: eating Minions IS permitted on any fasting day, as according to the Bible they are neither man nor beast 616425
Ian K. Rogers ikr?╭ರ_ಠ @greynotgrey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026More importantly though, are they pareve? 010
Mr. Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Minions are believed to be a type of mold. They are safe to eat and high in fiber. 130
*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026right right, Minions are muskrats, and muskrats are fish 020
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is a common misconception. The Minions always serve the greatest villain of the age, so they actually took Old Testament God's side in the War in HeavenAndy Pearlman@apearlma.bsky.socialthey do not have the mark of the beast? 2241
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