Reposted by ErikAnna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026why on earth would i want music that only exists for me, by artists who will never have concerts i can attend, that i can never share with anyone else why do all these AI boosters ultimately sound like they dream of living alone on desert islands surrounded only by their AI? 918232
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tip for my young Romeo's out there: squirt some WD-40 behind each ear, the ladies might think you make enough money to afford diesel 000
Reposted by ErikIt’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you don’t need Big Naturals to be happy, you only need Valued Naturals 0305
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like the photo's pairing of RFK and the dead mouse. They know he's weird about dead animals. "I'm gonna kiss that mouse. Just a little smooch." 001
Reposted by Eriklizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'm friends with both of a set of sisters and they BOTH independently sent me a screenshot of their family chat this morning because one of their elderly uncles responded to a family history query with "check the census. iam at breakfast." 31211
Reposted by ErikBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed. 1996250511
Reposted by Erikcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done 391460130
Reposted by ErikActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Banheart Studonhofucker United States, Census, 1860 1537
Reposted by ErikThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026there is literally no one i’d rather have piloting an Airbus A321 than an autistic furry 1584
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Babe, BAAABE get in here, Excel just released new functions including flatten, has, hasall, hasany, oh my GAWD bro, can you please please make me a hot pocket, I'm gonna be here all night, holy SHIIIIIIITTTT 010
Reposted by ErikIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS. 4713528
Reposted by ErikA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles. 22852193
Reposted by Erikceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed, 929421
Reposted by ErikLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s never just “they lied when confronted,” it’s always “they lied and it’s worse”theguardian.comEight USS Lincoln personnel have attempted suicide, US navy confirmsHung Cao, acting US navy secretary, answered questions from US senator Kirsten Gillibrand in a letter 171148379
Reposted by ErikJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made 242612612
Reposted by Erikdemon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 22/09/2026does it include the names of the dogs they've fucked or 721440
Reposted by ErikSpelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017. 816849
Reposted by ErikActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pete or Tit Perv United States, World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918 3608
Reposted by Erikterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2958190
Reposted by ErikHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026lol ownednews24.comAfrikaner ‘refugee’ family who came back to SA for healthcare can’t return to US | News24An Afrikaner family granted refugee status in the US have been denied re-entry after they undertook a quick trip back to South Africa. 323222581
Reposted by Erikvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this 432886580
Reposted by Erikjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026🌜🧘♂️🌛youtu.beEvening of Roses on the Hammered Dulcimer and A WhistleYouTube video by DeeDee Tibbits 5729
Reposted by ErikCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you've just reached a crucial turning point in the novel you're reading. you turn the page and it unfolds into a full-color ad printed on die-cut glossy cardstock. it will not fold back down until the chip finishes playing the extremely loud audio track. the book, like all books now, cost you $150. 15011
Reposted by ErikCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds. 52130475
Reposted by Erikhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every healthcare ceo must be overjoyed that drones can now facially recognize them and follow them through a crowd 1228759
Reposted by ErikWarframe Herzog @antitractionist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i imagine every republican candidate will say “thank you, sir” and happily deal with their increasingly irate constituents asking about their $5000 1192
Reposted by Erikjon christian @jonchristian.net · 09/09/2026NEW: In one of the most horrifying stories I've ever reported, I found that Facebook is hosting huge quantities of AI-generated videos of violent child abuse -- kids being beaten, burned, and far more But the genuinely shocking thing was how little Meta seems to care futurism.com/artificial-i... 431534700
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He's like Brigham Young if you fed him even more Epsteiniumnewsweek.comTrump touts renaming New Mexico, claims "moon is ours"Donald Trump shared a flurry of AI-generated images on Truth Social, including a post suggesting New Mexico be renamed "New America." 100
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My wife mentioned that there was a Heman in the Bible - Heman the Ezrahite. Welcome to Erik's Bible Scholarship Corner. 110
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Is Trump still taking battleship ideas? I have one. The USS Conviction. Featuring 34x 45 cm / 47 caliber guns, mounted in 11 triple turrets with the 34th set as a bow chaser. Now THERE'S a ship of the line for ya. A deeply, deeply stupid ship of the line. 100
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Would be cool if elections felt like the platonic ideal of making a rational choice - "hmm, let's see, pros and cons, pros... and... cons..." But it's kind of hard when one party keeps sticking a gun in your mouthnotus.orgHHS Cancels Infant Mortality, Postpartum Grants to Focus on Sperm Counts, EDOfficials at the Office of Minority Health told grantees that they’re prioritizing “root causes” of infertility and promoting exercise. 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you ever start getting down on yourself for not having the time/energy to address all your honey-dos, remember that, under enough pressure, even 3,200 sailors can't keep old Abe from looking like a 1984 Ford Tempo 000
Reposted by ErikMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras. 563248446976
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I reckon that if Grok has an egregore it is a man playing pocket pool while staring at a playground through a chain link fence 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's been 30,000 days since us Yanks 9/11'd Somerset, England. Never don't remember to not forget to remember. See you again on 14 January 2054 to remember 40k days gone by.en.wikipedia.orgKing Alfred's Tower - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by ErikTRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It turns out that Mark Zuckerberg has an escape hatch at Facebook headquarters that he can jump down in the event of anyone who doesn't get paid by Facebook making it into his office. These are the slings and arrows endured for simply trying to make the world worse: www.patreon.com/trashfuture/... 718638
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Buying one of those roses in a glass tube from the mini mart, asking the guy behind me "You're not a narc, right?" as I pull out some ones and make a big show out of grazing the heater stuffed in my waistbandjapantimes.co.jpU.S. wants allies, including Japan, to end support for International Criminal CourtThe statement by a U.S. State Department spokesperson follows U.S. sanctions announced Tuesday against ICC President Tomoko Akane of Japan. 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Here to perform their latest single, "Hell Hath No Fury Like Some Unblessed Corn," it's America's hottest anti-worship band, the Grace Traitors 000
Reposted by ErikLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny? 212927382
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Cop: I just want to get your side of the story. Me, a smartass: We are men of action; lies do not become us. Cop: Huh? Me, perceptive: You are wearing shock gloves on each hand. Some- [immediately shocked, hit my head on the way down, paralyzed for life] 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There needs to be a sort of Deuteronomy 25:11-12 for people who use AI to make "expert witness" opinions, instead of surfing kitten pictures or something404media.co‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion LawsuitChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people. 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Elon said, "I'll fire you if you don't rock the boat. If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough." That's the box-cutters-on-airplanes dynamism that so many of us appreciated on 9/10. And hey, if the rocket rules need to be rewritten in blood, we can always use more blood next timedeseret.comElon Musk’s legacy is bigger than his companiesElon Musk's influence extends far beyond his own companies, inspiring a new generation of hard-tech founders to emulate SpaceX's culture and drive. 000
Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It would have been very easy to talk me into a poli sci major, had I known that public service involved so much LARPing and necromancysalon.comTrump's new ballroom adviser has been dead for 227 years - Salon.comThe president thanks George Washington for his "brilliant ideas" while imagining the pair in several AI posts 000