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Erik

@testinatorii.bsky.social
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Just another fella burning all his tomorrows to make a sunrise he'll never see 😉

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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why on earth would i want music that only exists for me, by artists who will never have concerts i can attend, that i can never share with anyone else why do all these AI boosters ultimately sound like they dream of living alone on desert islands surrounded only by their AI?
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tip for my young Romeo's out there: squirt some WD-40 behind each ear, the ladies might think you make enough money to afford diesel
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It’s Justy! @rlyehsurfclub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you don’t need Big Naturals to be happy, you only need Valued Naturals
bag of cashews of the Valued Naturals brand
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like the photo's pairing of RFK and the dead mouse. They know he's weird about dead animals. "I'm gonna kiss that mouse. Just a little smooch."
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm friends with both of a set of sisters and they BOTH independently sent me a screenshot of their family chat this morning because one of their elderly uncles responded to a family history query with "check the census. iam at breakfast."
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prescription drug coverage is some of the most demonic shit you will ever encounter in your life. my doctor prescribed me a medication and somehow there are now at least two third-party corporations involved for no apparent reason and nobody knows what is going on or what needs to be done
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Banheart Studonhofucker United States, Census, 1860
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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Van Helen
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there is literally no one i’d rather have piloting an Airbus A321 than an autistic furry
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Babe, BAAABE get in here, Excel just released new functions including flatten, has, hasall, hasany, oh my GAWD bro, can you please please make me a hot pocket, I'm gonna be here all night, holy SHIIIIIIITTTT
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The extraordinary spectacle of Tommy Tuberville trying to start a new hate & fear campaign against furries in the airline industry when his whole party are a bunch of goddamn human trafficking pedophiles.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
C'mon, Slime Man! You don't have to go back to the sewers, not after the adventure we've shared! You can live with us! (two days later) Police say no leads in the case where a suburban family was found entirely Slimed,
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s never just “they lied when confronted,” it’s always “they lied and it’s worse”
theguardian.com
Eight USS Lincoln personnel have attempted suicide, US navy confirms
Hung Cao, acting US navy secretary, answered questions from US senator Kirsten Gillibrand in a letter
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hell yeah eco-terrorism rules
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 22/09/2026
does it include the names of the dogs they've fucked or
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pete or Tit Perv United States, World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol owned
news24.com
Afrikaner ‘refugee’ family who came back to SA for healthcare can’t return to US | News24
An Afrikaner family granted refugee status in the US have been denied re-entry after they undertook a quick trip back to South Africa.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🌜🧘‍♂️🌛
youtu.be
Evening of Roses on the Hammered Dulcimer and A Whistle
YouTube video by DeeDee Tibbits
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you've just reached a crucial turning point in the novel you're reading. you turn the page and it unfolds into a full-color ad printed on die-cut glossy cardstock. it will not fold back down until the chip finishes playing the extremely loud audio track. the book, like all books now, cost you $150.
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An iconic photo to keep
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
grublin
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every healthcare ceo must be overjoyed that drones can now facially recognize them and follow them through a crowd
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Warframe Herzog @antitractionist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i imagine every republican candidate will say “thank you, sir” and happily deal with their increasingly irate constituents asking about their $5000
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 09/09/2026
NEW: In one of the most horrifying stories I've ever reported, I found that Facebook is hosting huge quantities of AI-generated videos of violent child abuse -- kids being beaten, burned, and far more But the genuinely shocking thing was how little Meta seems to care futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism headline:

> Facebook Is Hosting Huge Numbers of Horrifying AI-Generated Videos of Violent Child Abuse, and Meta Is Barely Even Pretending to Care About Taking Them Down

> Facebook is filled with AI-generated videos of children being beaten, burned, and bludgeoned with heavy objects. Meta doesn't seem to care.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He's like Brigham Young if you fed him even more Epsteinium
newsweek.com
Trump touts renaming New Mexico, claims "moon is ours"
Donald Trump shared a flurry of AI-generated images on Truth Social, including a post suggesting New Mexico be renamed "New America."
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My wife mentioned that there was a Heman in the Bible - Heman the Ezrahite. Welcome to Erik's Bible Scholarship Corner.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is Trump still taking battleship ideas? I have one. The USS Conviction. Featuring 34x 45 cm / 47 caliber guns, mounted in 11 triple turrets with the 34th set as a bow chaser. Now THERE'S a ship of the line for ya. A deeply, deeply stupid ship of the line.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would be cool if elections felt like the platonic ideal of making a rational choice - "hmm, let's see, pros and cons, pros... and... cons..." But it's kind of hard when one party keeps sticking a gun in your mouth
notus.org
HHS Cancels Infant Mortality, Postpartum Grants to Focus on Sperm Counts, ED
Officials at the Office of Minority Health told grantees that they’re prioritizing “root causes” of infertility and promoting exercise.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you ever start getting down on yourself for not having the time/energy to address all your honey-dos, remember that, under enough pressure, even 3,200 sailors can't keep old Abe from looking like a 1984 Ford Tempo
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When you claim renewable energies aren’t workable—but you attach solar panels to all your dystopian Flock surveillance cameras.
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S E Case @secase.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ilu dog
Darius hugging Toasty the dog
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I reckon that if Grok has an egregore it is a man playing pocket pool while staring at a playground through a chain link fence
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's been 30,000 days since us Yanks 9/11'd Somerset, England. Never don't remember to not forget to remember. See you again on 14 January 2054 to remember 40k days gone by.
en.wikipedia.org
King Alfred's Tower - Wikipedia
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TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It turns out that Mark Zuckerberg has an escape hatch at Facebook headquarters that he can jump down in the event of anyone who doesn't get paid by Facebook making it into his office. These are the slings and arrows endured for simply trying to make the world worse: www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Buying one of those roses in a glass tube from the mini mart, asking the guy behind me "You're not a narc, right?" as I pull out some ones and make a big show out of grazing the heater stuffed in my waistband
japantimes.co.jp
U.S. wants allies, including Japan, to end support for International Criminal Court
The statement by a U.S. State Department spokesperson follows U.S. sanctions announced Tuesday against ICC President Tomoko Akane of Japan.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here to perform their latest single, "Hell Hath No Fury Like Some Unblessed Corn," it's America's hottest anti-worship band, the Grace Traitors
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cop: I just want to get your side of the story. Me, a smartass: We are men of action; lies do not become us. Cop: Huh? Me, perceptive: You are wearing shock gloves on each hand. Some- [immediately shocked, hit my head on the way down, paralyzed for life]
Directed by Rob Reiner
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There needs to be a sort of Deuteronomy 25:11-12 for people who use AI to make "expert witness" opinions, instead of surfing kitten pictures or something
404media.co
‘Show How 3M Is 0% at Fault:’ Expert Witness Used ChatGPT to Write Report Defending Company in Deadly Explosion Lawsuit
ChatGPT prompts show how an expert witness report was created in a $61 million lawsuit over an explosion that killed three people.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Elon said, "I'll fire you if you don't rock the boat. If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough." That's the box-cutters-on-airplanes dynamism that so many of us appreciated on 9/10. And hey, if the rocket rules need to be rewritten in blood, we can always use more blood next time
deseret.com
Elon Musk’s legacy is bigger than his companies
Elon Musk's influence extends far beyond his own companies, inspiring a new generation of hard-tech founders to emulate SpaceX's culture and drive.
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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It would have been very easy to talk me into a poli sci major, had I known that public service involved so much LARPing and necromancy
salon.com
Trump's new ballroom adviser has been dead for 227 years - Salon.com
The president thanks George Washington for his "brilliant ideas" while imagining the pair in several AI posts
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