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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One heavy sword at dawn in front of a frothing soccer stadium, here we go, good job American Taliban

Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy R-73 missile towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like the photo's pairing of RFK and the dead mouse. They know he's weird about dead animals. "I'm gonna kiss that mouse. Just a little smooch."

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Babe, BAAABE get in here, Excel just released new functions including flatten, has, hasall, hasany, oh my GAWD bro, can you please please make me a hot pocket, I'm gonna be here all night, holy SHIIIIIIITTTT

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My wife mentioned that there was a Heman in the Bible - Heman the Ezrahite. Welcome to Erik's Bible Scholarship Corner.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Here to perform their latest single, "Hell Hath No Fury Like Some Unblessed Corn," it's America's hottest anti-worship band, the Grace Traitors

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Cop: I just want to get your side of the story. Me, a smartass: We are men of action; lies do not become us. Cop: Huh? Me, perceptive: You are wearing shock gloves on each hand. Some- [immediately shocked, hit my head on the way down, paralyzed for life]

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Can you ~imagine~. The average American is no longer capable of experiencing this level of "abundanment". If you put this in front of me I would die immediately. It's like asking someone to do the 24 hours of Hunter S. Thompson, complete with the Chivas, Dunhills, cocaine, and ice cream.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I used to think I had no time for peckers and boot-lickers here, but in this case I'm making a double exception for reasons of cuteness

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm imagining some sort of kebab. The old spear of Longinus up to its old tricks

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Woe! Woe! that my emotional barometer be so closely tied to the meteorological barometer. O child of the divine, of spirit made manifest, with blood to boil and vital humours to evaporate - lament!

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Everybody go easy on me today, I am seniorpilled and grampacoded because I got anklemogged

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Where owner go? When owner come back? How Soon Is Now? Dog is good dog, dog just asking questions."

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The Holy Ghost. Easier to wrap in a sheet than a narrative. He's Werner Herzog's penguin, he's out there pursuing an unknowable dream. #SundayMusings

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I heard somewhere that the Nephilim looked like clowns, and I could not be more concerned about the significance of Cat Clowns

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Across the pond, U.K. Prime Minister "Kissed Dharma" calls it quits after a party rebellion... Wait, who? Is this another AI story? Hold on, I need a Lucky Strike. Ah, smoooth. Now, THAT'S an experience worth reporting.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Ancient druid: "I have had a vision, and I beheld a great city, and there was a staggering obelisk, before which stretched a magnificent pool, except it was hexed with verdant conferva, and I would have told them how to clean the water, but the zeitgeist was just so awful..."

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

So, a single banana from Walmart went up in price since last week: 21¢ vs 20¢. Did those fat cats think that a 5% price jump would go unnoticed? Nothing escapes my notice, you monsters! I hope you are ready for my un-rollback-able outrage!

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It's ok, babe! Plenty of folks can't tell the difference between cruisers and battleships. Let's rewind a bit. April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields...

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Scientists Say, We're Stumped: Study Concludes Americans Have Fewer Than Average Number of Fingers [Community note: "Fingers" Georg, who lives in a cave and collects fingers, is an outlier and should not have been counted.]

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

"Jessica Sudeikis wins over dames with marathon onstage gender affirming surgery"

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Our oldest thrifted a noteworthy find for Pride this year

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Bold move, let's see how history remembers him

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I am ok with AI eliminating all white collar jobs, so long as the companies involved accede to the following demands: 99% corporate income tax rate, and all related commercial office space to be bulldozed and reforested.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

We Americans need a national conversation about raising our kids right. I'll start: I confess that I let my boys toddle around for way too long wearing possibly the most antisocial t-shirt slogan you could dream up.

A black t-shirt featuring three green, three-eyed aliens from Toy Story holding slices of pizza. The text above them reads "WE COME IN," and below them, the word "PEACE" is crossed out in red with "PIZZA!" written underneath.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Negotiations have gone as well as could be expected.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

How I feel as I try to improve our national political situation by posting memes, smarm, snark, profanity, vulgarity, ad hominems, and downright slurs -

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

"Hedonist!" "Epicure!" we would debate, with the intensity of deciding if it is Duck Season or Wabbit Season

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Print this image, microshred it, & snort using a rolled up Scooby Doo haunted house Colorforms background from 1979. Congratulations! You are now Erikpilled. But what comes next? "There is nothing I can teach you. You know all that Heracles knew, and more." #FireTheMainGun

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, goodbye.

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

"Just checking on the help wanted sign out front, it says you need a 'Jack-of-all-trades', but it looks like there's an extra 'f'?" "That ain't a typo, mate"

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Harumph, I gave one mathy a $20 tip, & I didn't prefer the next one so I gave them nothing. Bouncer pulled me aside and said, "Hey buddy, you can't leave zero after that 20; zero is so divisive" & I said "Well that doesn't compute." Alas. At least the order of "never-ending pi" lived up to its name

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Kowalski! Analysis!" "37% chance she can post bail, Skipper."

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Dow Jones Industrial Average, Friday's close, $49,500.93. Is that less than 50,000? Yes, very sad... Anyway,

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

"Yarr, matey. I be away from me phone. Shriek ye like the gale of the North wind, upon the bark of yon seal. *barrrrrk*"

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I reckon there are folks out there who froze their head in a jar and will someday be resuscitated into a world clowned beyond reason

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

We've had one Monday, yes. But what about second Monday?

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

When your parents take the treasury secretary's advice and fund a savings account instead of buying birthday gifts

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hair: Mussed. Charlies: Horsed. Pillow: Drooled. Now to wake up and move on to breakfast, surely these bagels will provide the comfort and relief I sorely need on this challenging morning...

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Hear me out, one of those crushable spy teeth but filled with Adderall instead of cyanide

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

And in the end The beats you take Are inversely proportional to the beats You make

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Liverpudlians, historical: Ahoy, sailor, do you need a helping hand?

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I reckon they should also be vaping

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Take me down, to the Raccoon City where the cans are full, and the streets are gritty

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

It's National Cuddle Up Day! Each year on January 6th, National Cuddle Up Day encourages us to snuggle up with someone for the health benefits and more! #NationalCuddleUpDay

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Erik @testinatorii.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

"Are musicians people?" The longest thread in the history of forums.

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