Reposted by pTessodactylIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12965101548
Reposted by pTessodactylPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3142001179
Reposted by pTessodactylderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors. 1417629615
Reposted by pTessodactylEdd Edmondson @eddedmondson.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026My attention is being demanded 0101
Reposted by pTessodactylDr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 26/09/2026I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself 67212
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t get it. Does it turn into spaghetti during a full moon, or? 031
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Assert dominance and bring THEIR iced coffee to the interview Drink it while making strong eye contact 292
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Something went wrong” errors are the computer equivalent of “I NEED AN ADULT” 163
Reposted by pTessodactylJess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 19/09/2026🦌blobun is on sale for a couple more days, so if you're gonna pick it up, you better go do it!! (or you can just wait until next time it's on sale) this is a puzzle game where you have to touch every tile in a line, but we don't make it easy to just do that store.steampowered.com/app/3284270/...store.steampowered.comSave 45% on Blobun on SteamYou are a blob bunny. Your goal? Touch every tile! Get your slime all over the place and overcome tricks and traps as you make your way through this casual puzzle game. 12317
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I do not understand how his books and Little Britain were so popular. And that's not in a "I don't like them" way, but a "my understanding of reality does not explain this" way. 010
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Due to inflation and raising costs I will only be going the extra 10 feet on any given job 1133
Reposted by pTessodactylAndrew @andrewt.net · 18/09/2026theguardian.comScientist discovers new cat while taking different route to shopsHis name is believed to be Percy. The scientist has learned that he lives opposite the newsagents and likes ear scritches. 143
Reposted by pTessodactylJennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My daughter’s latest masterpiece 113115372433
Reposted by pTessodactylMrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 11/09/2026As of today, @yourlocalcrazy.bsky.social and I are married and are now Mrs and Mrs Quills!! I love you so much honey, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you ❤️ 1301474133
Reposted by pTessodactylVGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...videogameschronicle.comIkea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises… 10334133
Reposted by pTessodactylAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread. 19571821172
Reposted by pTessodactyljeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Almost had a heart attack hearing Onion yowling in the kitchen right as the toast popped out of the toaster, thinking he'd hopped onto the counter and burned himself. Turns out he was just mad the toasted bread was too hot to eat 631427
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh no, that building is on fire! Time to break the damn and flood the entire city! Yay! No more fire! We did it! 161
Reposted by pTessodactylJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026KIDS SHOW IDEA: Monkey’s Paw Patrol It’s pretty similar to Paw Patrol, but everytime they are called to save the day they’ll *technically* do it, just with disastrous consequences like a Monkey’s Paw wish 492
Reposted by pTessodactylGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing 5847711007
Reposted by pTessodactylTom Francis @pentadact.com · 31/07/2026"We call these boomer shooters." "Right, cos of all the booming." 'Oh, no that's not why." "Then why?" (Deep breath) "So in the aftermath of the second world war..." 011518
Reposted by pTessodactylSMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is of course an SMBC psyop. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com 1329139
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Well then, to make it obvious which rules we are on: Mile End. 110
Reposted by pTessodactylBolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Anyone fancy a game of Mornington Crescent ? 363
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Pretty decent birthday all things considered. Something about it being an assigned day makes me relax and not worry quite so much :D 110
Reposted by pTessodactylJess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 22/08/2026🦌might as well get started on that September Kofi grind. Goal is higher because we wont have any sales income from the game next month and also the IRS is now taking a portion of our income. here's hoping things improve in the future, but the future is not now ko-fi.com/gfxsql #mutualaidko-fi.comSupport JessSupport Jess 11013
Reposted by pTessodactyl~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Great Impotence Myth? Scientists seek to determine whether erectile dysfunction is real or a social construct, and speculate that the older generation may be turning to pills simply because they're too lazy to google big jiggly butts any more. Channel 4 asks: how hard can it be? 7459132
Reposted by pTessodactylMrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text 4555181326
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 14/08/2026TOO SOON YOU HAVE AWOKEN ME TOO SOON U.K. EMERGENCY ALERTS. 110
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's almost impressive to handle damaging allegations by a) confirming all of them and b) making yourself look really bad. 020
Reposted by pTessodactylRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 12/08/2026Okay, you guys seem interested in this so I'll just make it live now. Here's why it's probably true that Harry Potter fans convinced a contractor to reroute a power cable, despite a lot of people really wanting it to be false www.patreon.com/rebecca/post...patreon.comThe Dobby Grave Story is Probably True, Actually | Rebecca WatsonWell patrons, this was going to go up Friday but screw it, I'll just make it live now while people are interested. Enjoy! Transcript: Okay, 1530576
Reposted by pTessodactylDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Son tells me his friend's dad spent about £200 on a pair of eclipse glasses. Guess they must be the sturdier kind, which can withstand the wear and tear of regular usage. 0312
Reposted by pTessodactylBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284232498
Reposted by pTessodactylVERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I think we should make the evil Max Miller eat hardtack for the rest of his life. 084
Reposted by pTessodactylAndrew @andrewt.net · 07/08/2026This headline reads like the deadly fungal storms are spreading chronic fatigue syndrome or ADHD in women 011
Reposted by pTessodactylpolitiburb @politiburb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've been laughing at this more than I'd care to admit for a few days nowyoutube.comStar Trek: TNG Theme but the theme is coming from the Enterprise-DYouTube video by Auralnauts 2315
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Who would win: Explosive laden drone Or Annoyed bus driver www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...ctvnews.caBus driver kicked explosive drone out of the air at German airport, lawmaker saysGerman officials have not accused Russia or any other specific actor of being responsible for the drone, but Interior Minister Alexander Dobrindt described it as “a hybrid attack” that may have involv... 010
Reposted by pTessodactylMaksonLima @maksonlima.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui: 4745250
Reposted by pTessodactylAndrew @andrewt.net · 05/08/2026Every mathematical theorem is called The Shoe Theorem and the statement of the problem is "you know how shoe shops only sell shoes one at a time in a blind bag so you don't know if you're getting a left or right shoe? Well—" 032
Reposted by pTessodactylStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026I hope you all see me not just as a beautiful and funny woman, but also as a woman who’s attractive and hilarious 1249537
Reposted by pTessodactylAlan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works. 21279542155
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 25/07/2026There is a devil on my shoulder telling me I should play Dota2 again. 010
Reposted by pTessodactylZee Smith 🐝 @korovyev.bsky.social · 24/07/2026so you hate when she has waffles on a summer's day? that's pretty fucked tbh 011
pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I think it should be possible to make analogies on the internet without someone saying "actually there are many differences between her and a summers day, it's pretty offensive to compare those two events" 130