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pTessodactyl

@tessential.bsky.social
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All around chaotic mess. Aspiring programmer / gamedev. in my 30s. Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.

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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 2h
Targeted advertising is so scary these days. Like how does it know I like food? And discounts on food??
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 17h
I am trying it currently and I am super inexperienced, and have a brain that works weirdly, but I'm finding it nice. Less of a prescribed way to do things but then I have several ways I can do a thing that I can't evaluate the tradeoffs they have.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whole party laughing at the mage only lasting a few seconds inside her even though that's really helpful to have the healer not need to spend ages drinking.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This vintage miss piggy piggybank from 1978 has coin slot cleavage and I may never recover.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
casual vs ranked science denial
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New life goal: Buy a boat and name it Buoyancy Knowles
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spider-LAN
A router looking like a big ass spider on the ceiling
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks I hate it.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I didn't even realise it could be pronounced like the name of a fantasy land.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too late you're Ilivia now
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I found a positive in this! I actually look at all the details in the art now, looking for AI tells and then I realise I'm appreciating all the little quirks of the artist.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Making 80 accounts so I can make an entire housing zone into a city.
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DrEddful @eddedmondson.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
My attention is being demanded
A very vocal cat sat on me.

I mean you can't see he is vocal from the photo but trust me he is.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who knew the far right had a dark side??
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 26/09/2026
I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t get it. Does it turn into spaghetti during a full moon, or?
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Assert dominance and bring THEIR iced coffee to the interview Drink it while making strong eye contact
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I drink your frappuchino! I DRINK IT UP!
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Something went wrong” errors are the computer equivalent of “I NEED AN ADULT”
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"both sides are the same: absolutely amazing and represent me well, I just can't choose between them!"
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New biohacking for a better life: Read a GotN blog post and have a big wank. It releases endorphins don't you know!
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, that's a shame to hear, especially as you're not into men at all. One more thing though, my wife, she's really into words, I show her new ones I discover all the time, so you gotta tell me, what is "hetposting"?
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
jesus fuck. Awooga
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The start of that had me briefly imagining you were talking about Atlantean gamblers before the cold horror of everything else sank in.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I asked @brynndylow.bsky.social and they also get the bean condom
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I HAVE HAD THIS ONCE. Very rare occourance but the bean skin over the tooth so I look like I've replaced a tooth with a baked bean is more common.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The bi people unwilling to date bi people are also quite puzzling.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm less annoyed with what Mamdani is doing than with people who were like "Dems need to FIGHT" now saying we actually need subtle political manoeuvring and the more flattering to Trump it is the better.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
illegal, sure, but definitely moral.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yessss
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Jess 🌺ΘΔ& @cyansorcery.com · 19/09/2026
🦌blobun is on sale for a couple more days, so if you're gonna pick it up, you better go do it!! (or you can just wait until next time it's on sale) this is a puzzle game where you have to touch every tile in a line, but we don't make it easy to just do that store.steampowered.com/app/3284270/...
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Save 45% on Blobun on Steam
You are a blob bunny. Your goal? Touch every tile! Get your slime all over the place and overcome tricks and traps as you make your way through this casual puzzle game.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh I love doing it slowly and cheaply. Logging on once a week on alts to do a few cheap crafting orders and getting a slow trickle of gold and skill.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do not understand how his books and Little Britain were so popular. And that's not in a "I don't like them" way, but a "my understanding of reality does not explain this" way.
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Due to inflation and raising costs I will only be going the extra 10 feet on any given job
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Andrew @andrewt.net · 18/09/2026
theguardian.com
Scientist discovers new cat while taking different route to shops
His name is believed to be Percy. The scientist has learned that he lives opposite the newsagents and likes ear scritches.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"That doesn't meet the criteria/definition" "... But it's *really* bad!" many such cases.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've encountered some of them and wow it makes you realise that even the weakest dem would do more for trans people than any of them.
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Actually, trying to improve things now might make trans people feel safe enough to live rather than sacrifice themselves for the glorious trans uprising"
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
look, when the pressure in my head gets too much it does become tempting
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"They're going to trade trans rights for power" said by fellow trans people who would rather trade their power for no gains at all.
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think any of them would ever notice. They'd offload it to their model and it would say "Its not just art, its a bold new direction for OpenAI"
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 11/09/2026
As of today, @yourlocalcrazy.bsky.social and I are married and are now Mrs and Mrs Quills!! I love you so much honey, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you ❤️
2 women holding hands showing their wedding rings, one in a red dress and the other in a black dress2 women smiling next to each other sat in chairs at a wedding venue2 women standing in a wedding venue, one in a red dress and the other in a black dress 2 women embracing in a wedding venue
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pTessodactyl @tessential.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, it seems like it has become casual conversation. A normal person talking about the news will drop a speculation about which shadowy group is causing something.
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 10/09/2026
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...
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Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
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