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Coastal Urban Elitist of Appalachia. Supporter of the so-called Gender Freedoms. he/him

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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 13h
This isn't in the opinion section
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 21h
She condemned the Biden U.S. arms deal with Israel, and as retaliation the Biden administration opened an investigation against her. The Trump administration is actually piggybacking off that Democratic investigation. Both parties are cesspools of Islamophobia.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gavin Newsom's favorite things to do are to give more money to billionaires, and to steal things from homeless people and burn them.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He used his IRA account to buy private paypal shares below their value at like $0.001 per share, staying under the $2000 annual contribution limit AND making his taxable income less than the $110k IRA restriction. You, a regular person, cannot do this
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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grapesmoker @grapesmoker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
actually having a bunch of rich assholes decide everything is antithetical to democracy. it is incompatible with it, and if allowed to continue, it will destroy it. we have to be able to just stand up and say that, in any context
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did this person just not read the book or do they have some sort of brain damage? Many things in this world are contestable but the title is not ironic.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is funny to me because one of the arguments constantly made against the welfare state (and indeed one of the O.G. arguments against democracy itself) is that people will bankrupt the government by voting themselves free money. As it turns out, no they won't.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I went to one philosophy club meeting in undergrad. The topic was "what is art?" and this was the first slide. Everyone who spoke agreed it wasn't. Even the professors didn't take the other side. I didn't say anything because I hadn't really collected my thoughts into an argument.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look obviously a lil guy in a room with a bunch of lookup tables in a language he can't understand doesn't form a sentient system, but if the lil guy speaks Chinese? hot damn then maybe we're onto something
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe I'm just built different but my mind can comprehend this quite easily.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reality is that there is no non-violent way to non-consensually end a healthy human being's life. The effort spent to fool death penalty advocates into thinking they are participating in something clean and surgical makes an already barbaric spectacle disgustingly hypocritical as well.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Such a funny contrast. Nader has done more for the average American than almost every member of Congress.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losers.
Republican Men Are More Likely To Blame Women For Their Problems chart
• Democrat
• Republican
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18 to 29
30 to 49
Source: Civility and Morality Survey, 2025.
50 to 64
65 and older
Survey Center
on American Life
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I don't think we're going to find a more succinct formula than this about what is & what isn't free speech: "Whatever comes from the top down is freedom. Whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship"
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know it's a Friday but have some fucking self respect
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f
buff.ly
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
This is surprising and welcomed news
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Read the NHJ piece and, while I think I agree with her in the broad strokes I find the details a bit baffling. The core of the whole piece, the key evidence of educational failure, is that her daughter struggled at the start of high school. But that's all over in a few weeks.
By the semester’s end, she was earning nearly all A’s and B’s.
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think fundamentally a lot of what unites the "we have to pre-emptively surrender on immigration" people is that they genuinely wanted to surrender on immigration
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The greatest mystery in modern geography: Where is Xi'an?
An excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article describing Xi'an as "in eastern China", presumably to emphasize its distance from Iran.The Encyclopedia Britannica article on Xi'an, describing it as "north-central China".The Wikipedia article on Xi'an describing it as "in Western China".
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Right wing economics has always been the equivalent of deciding you can save 100 big ones by not getting your car an oil change, Trump just has a real knack for saying the stupid part out loud
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Philip N Cohen @philipncohen.com · 16/09/2026
185. In 2025 White non-Hispanic births* as a share of total U.S. births bounced back a little, but remained just less than half of the total. They first fell below 50% in 2023. (2/3 of the change was a decline among non-WNH births, 1/3 from more WNH births.) * Based on race/ethnicity of the mother.
	Non-Hispanic White births as share of births (based on mother's race/ethnicity)
2018	0.516
2019	0.511
2020	0.510
2021	0.515
2022	0.502
2023	0.497
2024	0.491
2025	0.497
PNC calculations from CDC Wonder data
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If we're going to get picky about who's an "associate member" then I'm going to need a definitive name for each color in this chart.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 15/09/2026
This is partly an LLM problem and partly an organizational problem. The LLM makes life much, much easier for everyone who wants to just pretend, and much, much harder for everyone who doesn’t.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 13/09/2026
This will devastate our research+innovation capacity, bedrock of the 21st century economy. 35% of *all* employed people in the US with STEM PhD degrees are both foreign-born *and* graduated from a US university. —> nap.nationalacademies.org/resource/292... Shutting them out is extremist folly.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot about literally the worst 9/11 tradition: people sharing that Hunter S Thompson article and pretending it isn't completely wrong.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/lf6vCjtaV1k?...
youtu.be
R.E.M. - Fall On Me
YouTube video by REMVEVO
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guys I have great news.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel like maybe before AI wipes out humanity and/or renders work obsolete, it might deliver a couple points of faster labor productivity growth.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mostly the four year presidential race sucks, but the part where these megalomaniacs admit to the world that they daydream about being president is pretty funny. Buddy you are the most unlikable man on Earth. You would get negative votes. But by all means keep begging.
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FT Edit @ftedit.ft.com · 31/08/2026
Big tech giants reported more than $160bn last quarter in "other income". The source? Equity stakes in other AI companies ... Read the story on #FTEdit 👉 ft.trib.al/ostEx9j
Bar chart showing quarterly “other income” reported by Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, Microsoft and Nvidia from 2016 to 2026. The figure remained relatively small until surging dramatically in 2025 and 2026, reaching more than $160bn in the latest quarter.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's unfortunate that we have wordcels like this in positions of power and influence. If he had learned to code he could easily build a growth model that would help him understand that this is the optimal way to design a pension system.
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I asked ChatGPT to find a transfer function from a circuit diagram today and it actually did it. I was shocked and it probably saved me an hour of work.
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 23/08/2026
They're always like "it's the principle! Of course I don't agree with what the guy says" but they always at least kind of a little bit agree with what the guy says as you can tell from the other guys they don't show up for
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Walking into the Luitpoldarena in Nuremburg. As the Horst Wessel Lied begins to play, I look around me and start pulling on my collar.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every couple years all the just-asking-questions racists in academia have to sign an open letter about free speech or some shit. It’s basically how they declare eligibility for right wing dark money.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When my oldest was a toddler there was a construction site around the corner from us and I would push him down there in the stroller to watch the big trucks. One time a worker walked over to us and said through the fence "Go to college kid, so you don't have to do this".
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
The cover of Deltron 3030 by Deltron 3030, from May 2000
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JPL @teknonym.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Do people not know what the word cliff means?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one thing we should not unwind when this nightmare is over is the department of war thing. they should keep calling it that. let it be a richly ironic and deeply shameful reminder of our insane, murderous belligerence
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jeff @reyturner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The most popular genre of NYT oped is just "I'm a Member of [Demographic you Hate] and You're Right About Us"
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