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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19h
I am so proud of my mother in her Primus shirt
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Excuse me
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Carrie show is really into the trope that book lovers are constantly quoting prose. I got an English degree at a liberal arts college and have never once encountered this behavior
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”
Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Started watching The Shield and it really is such a 2002 show in that the characters are always listening to the most dogshit music
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gooey Gus from Ghostwriter
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Truly can't imagine a lifelong football fan asking Gemini about how many feet need to be in bounds on a catch
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My college had fake frats (as in they existed but were not part of national orgs) and the one that was universally considered the lamest and most harmless still thought it was a good idea to mime chloroforming a girl as part of the college's big Greek life lip sync event
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The chat in my pirate stream of the Lions-Jets game is talking about the Brazilian economy and agriculture
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would love to see the ratings discrepancy between the finale of Succession and the episode of Fire Country where Jelly Roll appeared
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I enjoy the White Lotus but I think its outsized role in critical circles will look like a mass psychosis event in a few years
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Tina Belcher have been the most critical figures in public acceptance of people who sound like me
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Learned of two types of guy for the first time today at the San Diego Zoo: Maras and gerenuks
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
macklemore and dave matthews will be our pete seeger and woody guthrie won’t they. 70 years from now they'll be remembered as principled songwriters whose music is ideologically admired but rarely listened to. it won’t be any of the earnest folk revival types it’ll be macklemore and dave matthews
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t…
Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Black Fortress is the hardest sports team name I've ever seen
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
not exactly sure how to explain it but i believe strongly the wmu-michigan clock saga is the good kind of college football scandal. the kind of nonsense the sport is founded on. western michigan should just claim 1-0. lsu v. sec however is unbecoming and embarrassing for everyone
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Nothing like having the right tackle puke on you at the snap. Heck of a throw and catch
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Longest, heaviest sigh imaginable] Go Green
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Quote from man choomed: "What are you gonna do, choom me?"
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pat McAfee is probably the biggest motivator in getting me to commit to earnestly following soccer this fall
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just heard a kneecap song for the first time. There are conditions to my solidarity sorry
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wipe My Ass, My Ass (I Won't Wipe My Ass)
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thinking of violating Zeus' Law
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Least favorite development of the summer is the influx of spiders that SPRINT across my apartment
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Matt Campbell with a real dark tanRobert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ogregate is reminding me of when Michelle Wolf complimented Sarah Huckabee's smoky eye and every right wing response was "can you believe this deranged lib called her a disgusting fat sow?"
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Anyone else had the Mike Jones Sprite?
Can of Sprite with the phone number that the rapper Mike Jones put in a song like 20 years ago
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Got married
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't dislike them but what is the point of Agalloch?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m glad that old guy who got jettisoned into the air by the bison is doing well because I want to laugh at the picture of a grandfather being launched 20 feet into the air by a strong cow but don’t want to be mean
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a US politician you can routinely call for, and use your considerable power to vote for and agitate for the deaths of tens of thousands of innocent people around the world and it doesn't count as killing them for some reason. A person who does that is not a killer for some reason.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Crazy way for Nathan Fielder to go out
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Really need the "oh no! Disaster! What a bad idea!" audio over that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would love to be a linesman. Pointing my flag forward with a blank expression while thousands of people agonize over a goal being taken away probably feels awesome
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 27/06/2026
CABO VERDE 🇨🇻
an elated frank beamer celebrating the 0-0 wake forest -virginia tech score. i photoshopped him to wear cabo verde colors. and the world cup group h standings are pasted in front. cabo verde's goal differential is 0
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Travis @tarvismarmalade.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My dad said a truly horrifying thing to me yesterday: "I saw Stephen A. Smith on Bill Maher with Elissa Slotkin. He was trying to get her to run for president."
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