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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stay in the manifest youtu.be/jseZP4K6rkg
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Gang Starr - Manifest
YouTube video by UPROXX
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a giant possum @tannerjuicebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife and I bought a house and have been moving since Saturday. We got the last items out this morning and turned the apartment keys in to the office and I’ve never been more excited to be gone
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well guess what
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MondayMorning
Image of Batman, he is slumped but setting up against a yellow wall, his legs on the ground and spread while little Asterix around his head indicate he is disoriented.”
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KNOXVILLE FOREVER
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon giv
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A common sense good government reform would be that after you work in the White House, you can only work in fast food for the rest of your life.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 18/09/2026
I'd say I don't want to rain on your parade but my worst quality is I'm passionate about marketing so I am actually all too happy to talk about brand guidelines and why it actually sucks that Roxas is dabbing
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Fortnite Is Selling Your Favorite Characters Back To You As Husks
Fortnite's latest crossover season is a weird branding exercise that's bad for both companies and fans
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every Game Should Be Like Heavy Rain
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
amazing
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Perfect for your OMAC display
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dem leaders: Impeachment is a waste of time that doesn't accomplish anything! GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote
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House Cancels Votes to Avoid Embarrassment Over Hegseth Impeachment
Republicans are sending members of Congress home early to avoid a vote on the impeachment of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
JD Vance is about to inherit all of this.
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gryme (commissions open) @gryme.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gur #friendsatthetable
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
14 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."
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Common Dreams @commondreams.org · 13/09/2026
"Law enforcers already have authority to charge companies and their CEOs for creating and releasing dangerous, unvetted, or defective products."
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AI Firms Can and Must Face Liability for 'Dangerous, Unvetted Products,' Says Lina Khan
Former FTC Chair Lina Khan demands action on dangerous AI, calling for accountability for companies like OpenAI and Anthropic. Should lawmakers impose regulations to prevent AI from causing harm? The public demands answers as the industry faces scrutiny for its potential dangers. #AIregulation
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
look, mainstream dems were wrong about a lot of things but Russiagate was 100 percent real
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Status @status.news · 14/09/2026
Ted Cruz's ESPN cameo got him booed off the air, left staffers "embarrassed," and sparked questions about equal time, in what we have learned is the latest source of friction inside and outside the network. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/espn-ted-c...
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ESPN’s Cruz Control
Ted Cruz's ESPN cameo got him booed off the air, left staffers "embarrassed," and sparked questions about equal time, in what Status has learned is the latest source of friction inside and outside the...
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🎃🎃🎃Michael Scare-anicolas🎃🎃🎃 @karanicolas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Democrats were serious they would go straight for the jugular of the crypto industry as soon as they take power. There’s public policy reasons to do this (name a non-crime use case), but also it cuts off a major artery for Republican support and corruption.
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Anung Un Drama @space-ghost.com · 14/09/2026
“I'm not going to lie Gohan when you told me your father went around the world collecting dragon balls I automatically thought he was a heroin addict. A drug user Gohan. Chasing the dragon is what they call it."
A little boy with a bowl cut stands next to a large man with red hair and a red shirt. They are both of a different animation style. The little boy is Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. The large man is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.
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a giant possum @tannerjuicebox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That new DC is hearing “sacked in the morning” in his nightmares tonight
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Super Bowl of revisionist jingoism for a country that was not exactly short on those occasions to begin with
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The political and cultural response to 9/11 was to briefly mouth some "Islam is not to blame" platitudes and then declare total war on Muslim people and the Muslim world and we're entering the 25th year of it with no end in sight.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tired: in 25,000 years they'll find your bones and blah blah blah your gender Wired: in 25,000 years they'll find your bones and find out about that mind-altering nut suck
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are upon us
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 07/09/2026
As is tradition
Todaybor day is Labor Day! 
Homestar Runner holding a wooden spoon with a bowl for a helmet screams as The Cheat stares off
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 07/09/2026
Jesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
More recently in Craighead County — symbolically, at least, Ground Zero for the state’s attack on libraries, thanks to Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Jonesboro) — the library announced several changes to circulation as it relates to minors. In a Facebook post, the library listed a number of changes to library policies, including:

Minors are prohibited from using the self-checkout kiosks;
Children under 13 years old may only check out materials from the designated children’s collection, while minors age 13-17 can only check out from the children or teen sections;
Minors may not check out DVDs at all; and  
Minors are prohibited from entering or purchasing anything from the Friends of the Library Bookstore.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
local12.com
Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I guess it’s important to communicate that MAHA is fundamentally an movement by individuals to capture health care dollars by lying to people about having products and services that work
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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