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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Every election should have a “none of the above” option and if that gets the most votes then they have to do the election again with new candidates
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 12h
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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The horrors ain't special. Lotsa shit is beyond my comprehension.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14h
Fascinating tidbit in this interview with former Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan (R-Beaumont), he says that Texas Republicans anti-transgender ads aren't "resonating." "What Republicans are talking about is just not what the swing voter is really interested in." www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...
DP: We’re still running transgender ads. It’s just not resonating. $100 million in ads, $125 million in ads, and nothing’s moved the needle here in Texas in a month in the Senate race. Let’s be honest. The 8 to 10 percent of voters in the middle who are going to decide this election, when they hear stuff about boys in girls’ sports, they don’t even know what you’re talking about. This never happened in their communities, and they’ve been hearing about it for so many years, and so many other people have been accused of it. What Republicans are talking about is just not what the swing voter is really interested in.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Democrats are refusing to bring up impeachment for the guy that is making up sham investigations to raid a prominent member of their party. That alone tells the story of the political moment that we are in.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@bombsfall

Can't even remember a time before blockchain revolutionized gaming forever. They said it was inevitable, to get on board now, because it was the future. And now you can't even imagine videogames without blockchain. Just try to do it. You can't. I bet you just tried

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I bought Donkey Kong in 2022 and I still use him as a running back whenever I play Madden
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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aila🎧 @aila.dance · 10/10/2026
it’s crazy that we spent $253 billion on the army and $0 on the leggy
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/10/2026
Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The dead walk? Interesting. Sounds like a place to avoid.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 10/10/2026
idle game 1984: you want a vision of the future? imagine a number going up, forever.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i don’t even know her!
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 10/10/2026
Breaking news: The Pentagon acknowledged that the number of troops who have died in the Middle East during its operations against Iran is higher than previously reported, and updated the official count to include two more noncombat deaths.
washingtonpost.com
Pentagon raises official toll of troops killed during war with Iran to 21
The Post exclusively reported last month that the numbers of service members lost was greater than what the Pentagon was reporting in its public database.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Going to assemble the other 5 members of Gen-X to found a Y2K-period historical re-enactment event and teach-in.
A Fortune magazine cover, close cropped 
Grunge and grit
Don't underestimate Generaton X - the most entrepreneurial youngsters yet

A white guy with sideburns on a laptop looking up at a blond girl wearing a sweater with a buckle and a pink satin skirt talking on a GIANT mobile phoneA bottle of orbitz drink with little yellow balls of stuff in liquid

it was Canadian
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Eric Vilas-Boas @ericvb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Nic Cage really is NOT into AI “Amazon is a very AI-friendly company. I am not an AI-friendly actor,” he said. “I didn’t sign the waiver. I’ll probably never work with that studio again.” www.vulture.com/article/nico...
vulture.com
Nic Cage Pours Gasoline on the True Detective Rumors
But he’ll “probably never work” with Amazon again.
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One dollar for every minute of the Harry Potter streaming series
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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Paul Collins @paulcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WSJ, bringing the receipts: “[Ambassador Guilfoyle] reached out to a Trump donor with an urgent request: She needed $100,000 that she said she owed AmEx - in a way that wouldn’t leave a paper trail…. She warned Deters repeatedly not to commit talk of money or payments to text.”
wsj.com
Exclusive | ‘Honey Please’: Kimberly Guilfoyle Pushed Donor to Wire $100,000 to Her Amex Account
Text messages with a MAGA ally show Guilfoyle seeking funds and offering access to top administration officials before becoming ambassador to Greece.
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been immersed in research on Reconstruction in Lousiana and it's a very difficult truth to absorb that the white terrorist movement in the South was among the most successful terrorist movements in global history. Took 10 years but it won a total & complete victory through murder and atrocity.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just about everyone's had a job where they're held to much stricter standards than anyone they answer to. What this century presupposes is: what if that was everywhere all the time, screaming in your face? It would probably be fine
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Vice President of the United States has gone on record citing this man as one of his biggest intellectual influences if you didn't know this, it's probably because for some reason literally no mainstream political media outlets think it's worth mentioning
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Chiefs know exactly who Tyreek Hill is if they re-sign him
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gavin Newsom: “We can’t deny the Paramount Merger, what if David Ellison decides to take Paramount out of California? We will lose an entire industry!” David Ellison the day after the merger goes through: “Anyway, we are going to do mass layoffs throughout the new organization.” Newsom is an idiot
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a giant possum @tannerjuicebox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The werewolf creature in Neverending Story. A babysitter had it on once and I didn’t have any context for what was happening but I didn’t love what I was seeing
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stay in the manifest youtu.be/jseZP4K6rkg
youtu.be
Gang Starr - Manifest
YouTube video by UPROXX
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a giant possum @tannerjuicebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bonus Mabel on the couch in the new house pic
A brown boxer mix asleep on a red couch
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a giant possum @tannerjuicebox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife and I bought a house and have been moving since Saturday. We got the last items out this morning and turned the apartment keys in to the office and I’ve never been more excited to be gone
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
X.com
I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well guess what
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#MondayMorning
Image of Batman, he is slumped but setting up against a yellow wall, his legs on the ground and spread while little Asterix around his head indicate he is disoriented.”
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KNOXVILLE FOREVER
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard. This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon giv
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A common sense good government reform would be that after you work in the White House, you can only work in fast food for the rest of your life.
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