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SynysterCola

@synystercola.bsky.social
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✨2024 Biggest Hype Man Honoree✨ Gamer 🎮| Reader 📚| Techie 💻| Self-aware Dork 🤓 "There’s something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar – even in this fake-ass Irish pub."

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
*starts digging* I'm going to save so much money on Metamucil.
A picture of a yard marking flag indicating that a fiber optic line is buried below.
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Buttlug @loogibleas.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Xenoblade X Definitive Edition is the greatest game ever made in recent memory because there is a sidequest where you kill Elon Musk in his Tesla Skell to protect a lesbian power couple.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 17/04/2025
the flake of corn kernel stuck in my teeth after eating popcorn
the diagram that shows the man who got stuck in a cave and died. his body is still there because there’s no way to get him out
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Clown meme:
Women are cringe
Empathy is cringe 
I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality 
There's a male loneliness epidemic
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If supporting trans erasure is being a "moderate" in America, then you can put me as far away from that valley as humanely possible. Fuck all the way off. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Me as a news anchor rn:
Cartoon of a news anchor saying: "hello and what the fuck"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 04/02/2025
Yes. You want to support musicians? BUY their work. Buy their merchandise. They need money to live! Streaming gives them almost no money! Musicians make more awesome music for you when they aren't literally starving!
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Excited for this month's read!
Picture of book All The Sinners Bleed by S.A Cosby
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
An image that says "internet" at the top with a bunch of kids surfing on keyboards above the earth
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
You don't have to be hungry to eat nachos
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
"It’s unclear when the website, which lists mostly Black employees who work in agencies primarily within the Department of Health and Human Services, first appeared."
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Community meme of Troy coming home to chaos, showing all the US events in January (egg prices, plane crashes, etc)
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Let's hear it for bread. What a great food.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 05/02/2025
Hey, yes, all of this sucks and it's overwhelming that we are being pummeled with ridiculous and unbelievable awful news every 3 minutes right now and a lot of bad stuff is happening! But that's also the point! They want everyone to be too overwhelmed and disoriented to speak up. Do not lose hope!
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Heyyyy that's my Snorlax plushie!
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When your cosplayer friend makes her own pair of leggings with ACTUAL pockets and you're like 🤯🤯🤯
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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Tried a study of this resting Heron #HEAVYJAN 21
Study of a resting Heron
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
At this point I'm team anything that pisses of the billionaires
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Here are some nice mushrooms
A string of tiny splitgill mushrooms grow like pearls on the side of an upturned stick in a bare winter forest 

All photos by me
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Mega Beardo 💀 @megabeardo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Wrecked
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
First read of 2025! The Games Gods Play shares a lot of the vibes and tropes from series such as The Hunger Games and Percy Jackson. Short chapters and some breather scenes between the action keeps the pace enjoyable. Fantasy with some romantasy. 3.5/5 for me!
The Game Gods Play by Abigail Owen
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Donkey Kong Country implies the existence of Donkey Kong Adult Contemporary
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/01/2025
If you say that you're looking for a "partner in crime" on a dating site, it's rude to unmatch someone as soon as they ask which kinds of crime you like to do. If you're not serious about pulling off the greatest bank heist of the 21st century, don't waste my time!
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Thor Ragnarok meme, except with Elon saying "It was a Roman salute"
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Lol. LOL
Text msg asking on a scale from 1-10 how I'd rank Republicans
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nervously, I close the bag. “No way,” I tell myself. “It’s not like she’s gonna count the fries.” I start to sweat.
A roadside billboard reads “Your wife knows...”
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Look, even Koopa kings gotta treat themselves once in a while.
Double shot of espresso with whipped cream on top. Bowser amiibo appears to be "holding" the cup
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
do you accept payment in taco bell gift cards?
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Work homie: "Hey great job leading the meeting!" Me, who had just shared their screen and said "Thanks all" at the end: 👍
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/01/2025
For every minute a meeting runs over, I will spend twice as much time doing nothing after
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Re: deadnaming

I explained to my mother that deadnaming and misgendering is like farting. If you do it by accident, and apologize, people will forgive you.

If you keep doing it, people will suggest you get that taken care of, maybe recommend you seek treatment, and ultimately avoid you.

If you bend over, stick your ass in their face, and let it rip though, then you shouldn't be surprised people think you're a clueless, hostile asshole.
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Overheard at the coffee shop: "Wait today is Saturday? Doesn't feel like a Saturday." "Don't wish for things that you aren't ready to experience."
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Mixing liquid IV with sparkling water and vodka
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
theonion.com
Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Literally this.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
the list of things i would do before listening to mark zuckerberg on joe rogan is infinite
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This did take me a while to learn.
Dont let your loneliness make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn't drink poison just because you're thirsty.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/01/2025
every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Here it is! Lesbian sci-fi books with a central romance. Criteria: few to no men in critical or secondary roles (and definitely no male POVs), protagonists are uninterested in men, this does not exclude non-binary characters either as POVs or love interests. #lesfic
Graphic titled Lesbian sci-fi with a central romance. Contains covers for the following books: sundered moon, a quiet universe, catnip, as happy as pirates or burglars, season of fools, hades calculus, compass rose, all orbits decay homeward, all the stars to cinders, ascension, confluence, these burning stars.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/12/2024
Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Meta employees: "Don't do this" Zuck: *does it* Meta employees: *retaliates* Zuck: *Shocked Pikachu Face*
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
New: Meta employees are furious about a new policy that allows users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill." Some have resigned in protest. Some LGBTQ+ employees have started saying they if they are 'mentally ill' they should get leave of absences from work www.404media.co/its-total-ch...
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‘It’s Total Chaos Internally at Meta Right Now’: Employees Protest Zuckerberg’s Anti LGBTQ Changes
Meta's decision to specifically allow users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill" has sparked widespread backlash at the company.
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CJ Meade | Book Dragon @cjfmeade.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Since there are a lot of new people following me, I figured I would share this out again so you know exactly what mayhem you are getting yourself into by following me 🙃
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SynysterCola @synystercola.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
😭😭😭
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
science fiction is one of those fascinating industries that almost everyone who isnt directly involved in seems to think has always been historically way more progressive and inclusive than it is in reality, when in doubt, recall that we are the field that gave you HP Lovecraft
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