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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/05/2026
One of the most chaotic things I've ever tried to film. Dillinger Escape Plan joins Nine Inch Nails for "Wish" in Perth 2009, I'm in the middle of the stage with a DSLR and a death wish, trying to find focus without getting a guitar to the face. Watch to the end for Trent's drum dive. Dudes rock.
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NIN: Wish live w/ Dillinger Escape Plan, Perth 3.02.09 [HD]
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
"Big Beef and Cheddar."
—Chris Hemsworth
On his pecs' names
"I'm allergic to bees, but only to their stings. I can eat as many bees as I want."
-Emma Stone
On loopholes"If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary? On the one hand, they wouldn't get into your house as easily. But on the other hand, once they're in there, ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy."
-Channing Tatum
On spiders"I'm a sandwich with no top bread. If you fold me in half, I become a calzone, which is like a heavy taco. What am I?"
-Patrick Wilson
On ???
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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
You know that show about people who are highly educated, work hard, and save peoples lives? What if we made a show where we reversed all of those things
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the still frame from the short that has come to be known as "big chungus"
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
cool just let me know when they're all dead
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
A core problem for American liberalism is a constitutional inability to tell people who were important to the movement decades ago to go away because they're not relevant anymore. Reagan/GW Bush admin people might as well not exist to the modern right. Maybe that's...something to consider.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Peabody and Sherman-ass couple, can’t stand em
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
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The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
that’s pretty interesting that he became deeply ashamed about this in November of 2025 that’s wild man
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/11/2025
if you dont think its ok to say "megyn kelly should be killed" then you should have to be on her personal security team
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2025
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Please keep this freak’s horrendous visage off my timeline please and thank you
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 10/11/2025
we would all be better off if we all ignored the ny times or at least regarded it to be as truthful as the national enquirer
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I'm always good to get a row going against Rupar. 1. Because of this shit. 2. Because of his shitty avatar and 3. Because he's the default news source of 75% of this web site and for some reason he blocked me because I deeply insulted him so I can't see any of it!
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12/10/2025
Who cares? God you act like you’re proclaiming how we turn water into wine. So you’re rooting for Bari Weiss. How daring! How bold! Such raw bravery! I bet you wear a hat that says “the NASDAQ” on it
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Help Dalia and her family survive the genocide www.chuffed.org/project/1210...
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Help Dalia and her family survive the genocide
I'm Dalia Said al bawab
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
As one of the countless people *actually* cancelled by Bari Weiss, via her vast favor-trading networks of fellow nepotistic gatekeepers in media and publishing, I think both of these asinine dipshits should go fuck themselves.
Matt Yglesias QT'ing Corey Walker

I didn’t rejoice at her cancellation and got cancelled myself at roughly the same time, but I am sincerely jealous that no regime-aligned billionaire has even fit to curry favor with the Trump administration by giving me a huge sum of money.
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The vitriol against Bari Weiss is just thinly-veiled jealousy by people who rejoiced at "cancelling" her in 2020 and are furious she managed to get fabulously wealthy in an infamously brutal and low-paying industry.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
replaying Fallout: New Vegas and having a fucking blast all over again. also really enjoying these
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 28/09/2025
An image of a bluesky post: 
Alex Blechman

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation
Opportunities
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This is why I’m skeptical of any real justice occurring when/if this administration ends.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I was in the official Sinclair memorial of Charlie Kirk lmao
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Replaying Disco Elysium and am spellbound by the quality of the voice acting. Most AAA titles don’t even come close to this level of emotion
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I wish I could be paid 10% of the money Neera Tanden gets to be wrong about literally every issue all the time
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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
BOLT THROWER!!!!!!!
Karl Willets spitting fire by saying fuck Trump, Putin, netanyahu, Farage, Robinson and parasan
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 18/09/2025
The Republican Party as it is currently constituted will destroy the United States — politically, economically, socially and culturally. The democratic reform of our federal system isn't only justified in itself, but necessary to force its moderation into a party compatible with liberal democracy.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 10/09/2025
MORTICIAN: i tried my best but he still looks really fucked up sorry WIDOW: don't worry, this is correct
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What a fucking loser lambgoat.com/news/49515/a...
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AUGUST BURNS RED frontman Jake Luhrs launches online bible study group
August Burns Red frontman Jake Luhrs has decided to launch an online bible study group via his Instagram, the first session will be held tomorrow night, September 11th at 7 PM EST.Luhrs claims the dec...
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
(after handing Bellichik a comically oversized novelty check for $50 million) - “is this good?”
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Clymer is a moron and this is a completely illiterate approach to art. Unfettered capitalism and vicious militarism at home and abroad got us here, not Tony Soprano
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Rather than just say “blue no matter who,” let’s take the time now to not only find someone whom we think could win but who also will not compromise on the rights of our citizens and who will not continue to fund and arm a genocide. There’s time!
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
It’d be cool to watch the light leave Bret Stephens’s eyes
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Simply incredible person to write these words
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
*Groundskeeper Willie voice* 🎵 DOOOOOON-TOOOOOON 🎵
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Spooky sybian @sybianjetski.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“Reconfigured” is a very strange way to put territorial expansion and the systematic eradication of an entire group of people.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
CNN televising Clooney's Good Night, and Good Luck, a play about a brave journalist who stands up to Joe McCarthy, only for Tapper to immediately retweet a domestic abuser's claim that LA and the BLM protests are the same as Jan 6 is a great example of how prestige journalism is in decay.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Lyle Lanley’s diagram of the monorail malfunctioning from The Simpsons
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/04/2025
huge night for my "everyone hates that motherfucker" theory of politics, which has been in dire straits since november. willing to accept a "we are a uniquely dumb people" rider if the evidence bears it out
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