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Theo Von Epstein

@swinginghammer.bsky.social
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3X Coastal Coalition Champion; owner of multiple large businesses; once toured the White House; International traveler; Founder of "Vibe Based INFOSEC INC."

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 12h
Former Auburn Player Personnel Scouting Assistant arrested on trade secrets, computer tampering charges cnaw2news.com/2026/09/29/f...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/ZO9lwMoAFHU
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oscilloscope music using the ultimate vectrex multi cart
YouTube video by Arcade Jason
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Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes.com · 16/09/2026
Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice. - Henry David Thoreau
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every accusation a confession.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rebranding cheese as HARD MILK
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Shepseskare in Love @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
keith haring, grace jones, fela kuti, and jean-michel basquiat photographed by andy warhol. at mr. chow, nyc (june 1986)
a white man, a jamaican woman, an african man, and a black man walk into a restaurant....
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you motherfucker
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/7QcMhOFAVzE?...
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Fucking Hostile
YouTube video by PANTERA - Topic
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not my problem
Some ICE Nazi, who was too dumb even for ICE and got fired, topped himself. Too bad so sad
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m rooting for Macklemore in 2026
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll do a lot of bad shit for a pack of mango Peelers
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 14/09/2026
i know ross douthat might have the charisma of pocket lint and a really annoying voice, but thats not why he’s on TV. he’s on TV bc he’s so fucking sexy
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This was my nickname in high school
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me in the third quarter of a Monday night football game
Trump sleeping
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never forget. 4/19
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s a shame the Oklahoma City bombing didn’t happen on a date that was easy to remember
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Joe in his posh home theater watching Youtube
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Hardcore Turn It Off
ALT: Hardcore Turn It Off
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Elephant Graveyard is the GOAT and there's nobody close
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Excited Baby Yelling 'YESSSSSSS!!'
ALT: Excited Baby Yelling 'YESSSSSSS!!'
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 10/09/2026
Jacky deserves a fighter in the Senate.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean, even setting safety aside, at some temperature levels, the entire experience can't be fun for anybody. It'd be miserable to watch outside, and the players wont be able to play anywhere near the best for an extended period of time
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im still glad that fucker is dead.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cybersecurity is the worst job
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“I’m not just a client of Hair Club for Men. I also raped children on Epstein‘s Island.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Could Dems learn from the f*ck you energy of Republicans?” “Yes.” Hasan tells @krystalball.bsky.social weak corporate/🇮🇱-bought Dems should highlight Trump’s behavior and not cave to GOP framing and condemn Hasan— pointing out Tapper etc. had MAX MILLER on yet blackball him🤔
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finally a website built for me
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 02/09/2026
lewy bros. store, main street, eufaula, alabama, 1980
lewy bros. store, main street, eufaula, alabama, 1980
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Air Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you ever have one of those moments where you're really upset with your kid but don't want to yell at them so you sort of start talking like Hulk Hogan? yeah buddy, that's fine, man, accidents happen, dude, when were you gonna tell me about this, jack
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😬
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Street art seen in Seattle's Pike Place area. #EpsteinFiles
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP Emmett Till, abducted, beaten and lynched on this day in 1955, and his brutal death inspired many in the civil rights movement. Let us never forget, and let us also honor him by fighting for civil rights today for all.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a more significant breakdown in the fundamental bonds of the union than the headline might imply. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/27/u... 🎁
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ICE agent Christian Castro Released From Texas Jail After Minnesota Loses Court Fight (Gift Article)
The state had sought to have the agent extradited from Texas to answer charges in Minneapolis related to an on-duty shooting that wounded an immigrant.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🔥 @jwilliamj8.bsky.social : “Does @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social think we’re f*cking stupid? He did not sit down with billionaire trust fund baby stepson to the president Jared Kushner — to discuss bringing your groceries down.” Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DcjBBZ6...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/08/2026
Annie Andrews: "What she [Darline Graham] said there was that her healthcare plan is, 'you should work hard until you die' ... I believe Darline's parents deserved better."
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Cops Kill" Mural seen in Chicago
"Cops Kill"
Mural
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
When Elon, Thiel, Trump, et al pass, it will be the total opposite reaction to how people are remembering Ms. Parton.
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Brian Hall @halldoc1.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
#pinball #retrogames #retrogaming #PastTimesArcade Dolly Parton (Bally, 1979). 7350 units were made of this two flipper solid state. Designed by George Christian, art by Dave Christensen. Located at Past Times Arcade, Girard, OH.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had one of those never-once-had-to-touch-the-brakes kind of good runs
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A blinding light of hope extinguished forever
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Apollo @apollofm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That chip is 11 years old and 2 -4 gigs gpu not a AI chip So its time that Dems got some advice from smart computer Nerds about AI the effects of AI and the environmental effects of AI Get some EDUCATION instead of running to fix probs after the fact or after they destruct & destroy civilization
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
El-Sayed more than held his own with Jesse Watters. Here’s how the interview wrapped up
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