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Theo Von Epstein

@swinginghammer.bsky.social
1.1K followers 792 following 1.9K posts

3X Coastal Coalition Champion; owner of multiple large businesses; once toured the White House; International traveler; Founder of "Vibe Based INFOSEC INC."

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
it's Adam and Intelligence not Steve and Intelligence
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like he’s advocating for socialism?
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to play this on my Amiga 500
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah right
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m pretty sure this is @dennycarter.bsky.social
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026
no, senator, that social post was not sexually suggestive (adjusts mic) you're misinterpreting the post from a place of ignorance- (leans in closer to mic) -the post it's referencing may be sexual, yes (mic now right next to my teeth) -but MY post was a metarecontextualization of "goop on ya grinch"
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its not discrimination when everyone hates you because youre a douchebag
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just the cost of the flight alone...
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
ALT: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here to post this exactly
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP, king. Truly ahead of your time. Rogan and Tucker have the watch now, we’ll see you in Valhalla
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe he was just stranded at the airport in Denver en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mu...
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Blue Mustang - Wikipedia
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
honestly i think we all needed the pick-me-up. might be the one good thing jim bakker ever did
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Distributed Denial of Secrets @ddosecrets.org · 05/10/2026
Trump Mobile (754.92 KB) A complete dump (3,615 users) of user information for Trump Mobile, an American mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) founded by by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. ddosecrets.org/article/trum... Help us keep publishing: donorbox.org/ddosecrets
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Trump Mobile - Distributed Denial of Secrets
A complete dump (3,615 users) of user information for Trump Mobile, an American mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) founded by by Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump. Research Trump Mobile's latest…
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026
it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 03/10/2026
Just your average mom and pop AI STORE
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such an odd thing to say while passing out regularly on camera
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s no such thing as an AI factory
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A privilege of middle age
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Conceited Says Nah Nah We Good
ALT: Conceited Says Nah Nah We Good
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nightmare fuel
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A confederacy of dunces
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
by Ross Douthat
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Man Running with Giant Red Flag
ALT: Man Running with Giant Red Flag
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That backlight is fantastic
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You don’t know me, but I’m your estrangedddddd son
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I call October Ben Shapiro's Wife because here in Alabama it is the driest month
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love it!
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
watchtowr is one impressive outfit
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 29/09/2026
Former Auburn Player Personnel Scouting Assistant arrested on trade secrets, computer tampering charges cnaw2news.com/2026/09/29/f...
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stock Market Frenzy: Buy! Buy! Buy!
ALT: Stock Market Frenzy: Buy! Buy! Buy!
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Couldnt agree more
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He dropped the ball more times that Tommy Trott on a 10 yard slant
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She opened for Prince at the Coliseum in 2011
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can we roll the Sphere into a void while he's in it?
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought the answer was that they’re all illiterate
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I spent 20 minutes last week trying to figure out a problem with onboarding a system, and it was when I copied the shared key, Windows decided to add a space to the end of the key. I finally pasted it into Notepad and found the damn thing...
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hawaiian shirt guy saw some shit go down in the arena!
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/ZO9lwMoAFHU
youtu.be
oscilloscope music using the ultimate vectrex multi cart
YouTube video by Arcade Jason
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd give anything to be at this place right now
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've loved your music for most of my life, but your selfie game is the best I've ever seen.
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Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes.com · 16/09/2026
Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice. - Henry David Thoreau
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Gerry Duggan @gerryduggan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every accusation a confession.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Theo Von Epstein @swinginghammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cohen is a clown
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