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The Babbling Bloated Shitweasel: "We're gonna win everything. We even have Lake Ontario. It's now Lake America. Canada is going to come in and say, ‘Sir, we are very sorry.’” Fact Check: 1. The entire rest of the world knows it as Lake Ontario. 2. Canada will never say "Sir, we are very sorry.”

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Allies Refuse to Visit U.S. in ‘Mind-Boggling’ Collapse Under Trump

Two million fewer international travelers than in 2025. Shocker. Hard to believe more people aren't rushing to visit a country ruled by an insane, racist, convicted-felon pedophile and that leads the world in gun violence. www.thedailybeast.com/allies-refus...

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The U.S. is on pace to welcome 2 million fewer international visitors than last year.

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Trump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29

“Two and nine have treated me very unfairly,” said Trump, calling the numbers “low I.Q.” Going forward, sources said, the White House will report Trump’s approval rating in base 3, which means that 29% will convert to 1002%. #Satire (or not) www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-bans...

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“Two and nine have treated me very unfairly," he said.

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Never give up. Unless a warrant has been issued for your arrest in Georgia. Then definitely give up.

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I don't recall reading about Franklin Roosevelt - to whom Velveeta Voldemort likes to compare himself - spending his time bashing the radio ratings of Fibber McGee and Molly and Jack Benny. But then again, FDR was busy actually being president.

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What Xi Jinping is actually thinking.

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Village officials in Bladon, Oxfordshire, England report a significant rumbling in St Martin's Churchyard at the grave of Winston Churchill.

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President Piggy, as always, restoring dignity to the White House.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This Day in History... September 25, 1957: Under escort from the U.S. Army’s 101st Airborne Division, the "Little Rock Nine" begin first full day of classes. Or, as Trump supporters now refer to it, "Woke troublemakers violate white rights at Little Rock Central High."

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We know, we know… “Big dictator. Strong dictator. With tears in his eyes said “Sir, you’re the best US president ever.” www.thedailybeast.com/trump-gushes...

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Trump Gushes Over ‘Strong’ and ‘Fit’ Communist Dictator

The president is keen to impress his Chinese counterpart.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This Day in History... September 24, 2016: The National Museum of African American History and Culture opens in Washington, DC. Prompting Trump supporters throughout the land to ask... "Oh, yeah? When's the **white people** museum opening???"

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Obviously, the relevant question is... Did you guys vote for Trump? If not: I'm so sorry. That sounds really rough. If so: Fuck off. Cry more.

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Senator Mitch McConnell shares a fond remembrance of that time he drowned a litter of kittens in a sack.

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Fox Glad White House Ban Only Applies to News Networks

“When I heard about the ban, naturally I was concerned,” Lachlan Murdoch said. “So I called President Trump and asked, ‘Does this impact us?’ And he said, ‘No, this is just about companies that do news. You’re safe.’” #Satire (But not really) www.borowitzreport.com/p/fox-glad-w...

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"You're safe," Trump told Fox's top executive.

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In other polling news, 41% of Americans also approve of gout, deep paper cuts, and painful groin pulls.

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Mango Unchained says, thanks to him, "we are no longer a laughing stock in the world." Clearly.

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I'm guessing "Honey Boo Boo" and early episodes of "Hannah Montana" will also find their way onto the Pedophile TV roster.

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Easy there, Maj. Lannon... You don't know where those hands have been.

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Today on 'Winning With Trump'... I don't mean to brag about my lavish lifestyle but, yeah, I just filled my tank.

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Yep, there's that danged socialist, going on again about workers' rights, fairness, equity, and, you know... being decent human beings.

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Tommy Tuberville showing once again that football can cause debilitating head injuries even when one is only coaching.

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"OK, Daddy, just put your Sharpie 'X' here and the nice lady from Denmark will witness it."

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Percentage chance that if Donald Trump calls you a "total winner" you are actually a total loser = 100%

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Fact Check: Canadians remain unaffected by the insane, racist babblings of the Looney Tunes president to the south.

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Chris Britt (@chrisbritt.bsky.social) creates an eerily-accurate portrait of Senator McConnell.

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Oh, yes... I just got the memo from George Soros. We want to kill Thanksgiving and replace it with Marx-Lenin-Mao-Castro Power To The People Day. Fucking idiots.

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Nah, he's not insane... not at all. Why would you even think such a thing? #25thAmendmentNow

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Lincoln issues preliminary Emancipation Proclamation | September 22, 1862 | HISTORY

This Day in History: September 22, 1862: President Lincoln issues Emancipation Proclamation, freeing slaves in Confederate states. Or, as Trump supporters now say, "Where things all went wrong..." www.history.com/this-day-in-...

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On September 22, 1862, President Abraham Lincoln issues a preliminary Emancipation Proclamation, which sets a date fo...

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This fucking nitwit… I’m sure Trump also envisions defense of his stupid arch by a cartoon coyote dropping anvils on people. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

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Trump says his proposed arch will include a military complex housing drones and snipers

The announcement marks the second time the president has tied a controversial construction project to national security.

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So the Tangerine Tyrant bans MS NOW, Politico, and CNN from the White House as "fake news." But the network that once had to pay $788 billion for lying to its viewers? Nah. They're OK.

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CNN, Politico and MS NOW sue the Trump administration over ban on White House coverage

How corrupt is our Supreme Court? Here’s Jonathan Kotler, media law professor at USC, on Trump banning news outlets he dislikes: “I would think that the press is going to win at every level up until the Supreme Court. You just never know with the Supreme Court.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

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TV networks refused to step in and provide pool coverage of the president’s activities on Monday, since CNN was banned from doing so.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Graeme MacKay (@mackaycartoons.bsky.social) nails the whiniest hypocrite on the planet.

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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This Day in History... September 19, 1881: President James Garfield dies. Sigh. Oh, to go through the national grief ...[snickers]... of a sitting president dying.

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The Golden Age of so much winning rolls on...

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Trump says he's banning MS NOW, CNN and Politico from White House

This sick tinhorn dictator sinks to yet another low. The press has been generally very compliant to Mango Mussolini and yet anything less than total submission isn't enough. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/18/t...

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Trump, who often accuses mainstream media outlets of writing "fake news," said on Truth Social that those outlets shouldn't be allowed to "FICTION and LIES."

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I'm enjoying a day at the races today and two comments about the horse named Mo Trump: 1. I would rather bet on a horse with only three legs, and... 2. If Mo Trump doesn't win, I'm sure he will declare the race "rigged" and say "no horse has ever been treated more unfairly."

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Birthdays Today: Republican Senator Tommy Tuberville (MAGA-AL) is 72. Tuberville will celebrate in his traditional manner by saying something profoundly stupid and proving that even coaching football can result in debilitating brain damage. (Cartoon by @crowejam.bsky.social)

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John F.Kennedy's grandson on JFK's legacy - and the piece of walking garbage with nothing but a legacy of shame.

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And yet, Mango Unchained continues to watch.

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