Reposted by Brian NilsenNoelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 9hSo we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness… 1514712717
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I am currently struggling to find a job in the software industry and had a recruiter from Anduril reach out to me. No matter how desperate I am, I noped the fuck out of there. 020
Reposted by Brian Nilsenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed 43081771123
Reposted by Brian NilsenBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Six months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 19075531699
Reposted by Brian NilsenArizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ryan Visconti, the lead pastor of Generation Church which has campuses in Mesa, Ahwatukee, Queen Creek and Fountain Hills, expressing support for public executions like firing squads or “a dude swinging from a noose.” This is a TPUSA Faith affiliated church that previously hosted a JD Vance rally. 125120
Reposted by Brian NilsenAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026the QAnon promotion is no longer subtle 1031140261
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The link I sent was bsky.app/profile/atru..., and this is how it appeared in chat: 110
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Maybe a bit of a weird bug @joshuajfriedman.com - I sent a bsky link over Google Chat to a post and the link works fine, but it imported an image from one of the comments on the post, not the post itself. 100
Reposted by Brian NilsenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him 485146722
Reposted by Brian NilsenKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Theory: this SI thing is not basic Trump stupidity. This is a rebrand that the tech bros washed through Trump because AI sucks and they need to change the narrative so they got him to say it out loud and now they can all jump in and be like “yeah actually he’s right” 3441959
Reposted by Brian Nilsentoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 192115373133
Reposted by Brian NilsenRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸 661116148
Reposted by Brian NilsenJared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light 361092122
Reposted by Brian NilsenAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/10/2026Trump: "You need to be a student at the top of your class at MIT to turn on a lawnmower nowadays, you know? But I got rid of all that stuff. Now you can have a lawnmower." 265721139
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a hard but good read. Trump, Vance and Miller all have blood on their hands. 020
Reposted by Brian Nilsenceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died 11495322816
Reposted by Brian NilsenSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The term “remigration” is associated with the extreme right and only came into widespread usage in 2023-4. Even Germany’s AfD avoided using the term in 2024 for fear of scaring away voters. Today the US government is celebrating the “victories” it’s racked up in the “ethnic cleansing” column. 771587647
Reposted by Brian NilsenTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120613123
Reposted by Brian Nilsendarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026phew glad that contentious issue was settled 1743427
Reposted by Brian Nilsenmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone 112402367
Reposted by Brian NilsenJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 23940291043
Reposted by Brian NilsenBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry 33978142
Reposted by Brian NilsenMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God tier AI slop from Trump this morning. A picture of his photo op with Xi, except the spouses are gone, a woman who looks like Natalie Harp is in the background, Trump is only wearing one glove, and what looks like a Russian TU-22 bomber is flying overhead. Pure uncut brainrot. 1010128
Reposted by Brian NilsenThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 312174903319
Reposted by Brian NilsenSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191493869
Reposted by Brian Nilsenthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823746518
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Same situation and I can tell you from experience they will *never* stop. I've been trying to get them to for four years now, but I still get them. 010
Reposted by Brian Nilsentweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 19/09/2026eliminate EV subsidies, ban cheap overseas EVs, ban EV component import, deport people bringing battery technology to the US, pay billions to kill clean energy projects, end fuel economy standards, and then do THIS is such an elaborate prank on the American people you almost have to respect it 453184751
Reposted by Brian NilsenBrandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wait so is my math right? Last month, his EO demanded the MMR be broken up into 3 separate shots. Now in his wisdom he wants to break those up. So instead of one shot at 12 months, Dr Trump is “demanding” babies get FIFTEEN SHOTS, given at 12, 18, 24, 30, 36 and 48 months. Amazing. It’s so stupid. 49358100
Reposted by Brian NilsenThe A.V. Club @avclub.com · 19/09/2026Host Ken Jennings confessed to asking his writers to slip a reference to a beloved viral Jeopardy! joke into Friday's episode.avclub.comJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episodeJeopardy! hid a deep-cut Bluesky joke about "the slut gnomes of false Berlin" in today's episode 1049899
Reposted by Brian NilsenBrandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026RFK Jr. says he's gonna look into the chemtrails and the “electromagnetic fields." 8575877
Reposted by Brian NilsenSudden Deth (spooky edition) 💀 @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026 123147
Reposted by Brian Nilsenlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 130133122145
Reposted by Brian NilsenKyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine a job where, faced with a difficult decision, you could just stop going to work www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...nbcnews.comHouse to leave early, punting Hegseth impeachment vote until after November electionsHouse Republican leaders cancelled votes planned for Thursday. Members won’t return to Washington until Nov. 9. 22445871438
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trying to imagine how hilariously long their forearms are 010
Reposted by Brian NilsenThe Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupidtheonion.comEverything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As StupidCARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem... 191386171
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Hmm, how can we not live up to the wild promises we've been making but make it seem like it's out of the goodness of our hearts 🤔 010
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How much of this call to slow down AI development is actually them realizing that AGI is not going to happen and they're starting to hit limits of what LLMs can do? 110
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is this graphic trying to say people like Hitler and Osama bin Laden are in heaven? 110
Reposted by Brian NilsenMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026New instant classic just dropped 342896320
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Last night I reached out to some mutual friends of my wife and I and asked if we're still okay. The response I got was basically no. It's really eye opening to find out who's there for you and who isn't. 010
Brian Nilsen @swervo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The J6er racist is being protested by neo-nazis and...yeah. 001
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
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