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World’s Saddest Optimist, He/Him Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Only InfoWars can teach you how: theonion.info
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
I was speaking with Mitch McConnell by phone for twenty minutes when he said, "hey, what's Lindsay Graham doing here?"
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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
OZYMANDIAS: I was here, you fuckaas bitch
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.
A slice of white bread with a grey mouse’s limbs, nose, and eyes poking out of it is posing for the camera.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
now we're fucking talking. They won't ever get that money but the point is to destroy the perpetrators and make it too risky to ever try to do similar again we should all be doing similar
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Actually, Porky Pig represents both the bourgeoisie (bow tie) and proletariat (no pants)
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When I see an AI summary, I avert my eyes like I walked in on my grandmother changing clothes.
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A Cheeseburger Pillow @cheeseburgowski.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Let's discuss jerking off to Raffi (respectfully)" is Millennial discourse collapsing in on itself.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If prisons are allowed to deny transition related healthcare then that opens the door to denying *any* healthcare People underestimate how much revocation of trans rights unraveles critical cornerstones of the entire framework of rights in general
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stiffelman.bsky.social @stiffelman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I loathe Mike Johnson.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
wishbone could play hannah montana but miley cyrus couldn’t play sherlock holmes
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The MAGA controlled Virginia Supreme Court just ruled to overturn the Democratic redistricting referendum approved by voters last month. Voters are the ones who approved this in an election and criminals on the bench nullified it. Pure fascism.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.
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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No amount of diet, exercise, or therapy will make your brain produce the correct chemicals long term. We take these drugs because we want to be active participants in our own lives rather than passengers just watching the world pass us by. Encouraging people to stop is dangerous and cruel.
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"openai.com" was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and "tiktok.com" was the quaint shared homepage of a couple as their relationship progressed from dating to married with a baby (2000). THREAD!!!
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Owen Likes Comics @owenlikescomics.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Imagine taking over Amazing Spider-Man at just 19, writing some of the most important comics ever, creating the Punisher, Carol Danvers, Jason Todd, Firestorm and Killer Croc AND writing the first Marvel/DC crossover. A true hall-of-fame career by any measure. RIP Gerry Conway.
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Haters Without Borders
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Digital pencil drawing on a toned paper background of a giant African land snail (look em up!) whose shell at the front has taken on the shape of the face of a human skull. The snail is perched on top of a rock formation which later have been charged out of reading ’Maybe it will happen today’
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
news blast. the president has been smashed by colliding spikes in a maze one second later: the president was saved by an amulet and found a treasure chest
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It
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Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It
ST. LOUIS—Voicing frustration as he discussed his lack of even the most rudimentary skills, local man Henry Right told reporters Monday that he had finally gotten good enough at his new hobby to under...
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
a very easy, small thing you can do to make the world every so slightly better is just talk about art and creators you like, be vocal when you enjoy something
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Things get real bad I'll eat the beans outta my beanbag chair
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The ground is covered in cherry blossom petals. Thought of you.
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
awake, for ye punishment awaits
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
SLUGGO’S TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

P1- WE SEE SLUGGO HAPPILY GOING UP THE STAIRS TO THE ATTIC 

SLUGGO: 
I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
B. Kliban
B. Kliban
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A televangelist praying; the caption reads "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me "
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/04/2026
Huey Lewis is a fascinating case study in making solid gold out of just whatever is lying around. One of his biggest singles is a song where he just lists a bunch of cities where people like rock and roll. The man could literally sing the phone book and it would be a hit.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This will be in a textbook
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at
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Paul! @swampything.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I cried so much that my waist is shrinking
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🍓Benny Lionheart🍓(Comms are OPEN) @ratasstouille.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy easter!
Nanami from Revolutionary Girl Utena saying "Everyone's laying eggs!" while cleaning the egg she believes she laid
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 02/04/2026
i have inquiries for liver king i have strategies for the hawk tuah girl i have entreaties for salt bae i have formalities for the rizzler
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Ian @ianface.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 01/04/2026
"Do we really need permission from an occupying authority?" Palestinian theologian Munther Isaac condemns Israel for blocking the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday. Palestinian Christians “have been worshiping here for centuries."
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maria @eurothug4000.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
!NEW VIDEO! I made a new vid talking about games that steal a face :) features a few indies that use face mechanics in a cool way and is a good time I promise!! youtu.be/wsWVMYO3kwI any reposts and comments etc. are always a big help! ♥️
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Really sucks the only way out is through
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Getting into Patton Oswalt when I was a teenager was like someone throwing a life preserver to my nerdy interests. I was thinking "Welp, guess I gotta abandon all this stuff if I want to fit in" and then I listened to him do whole monologues about Batman and it pulled me to shore
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 23/02/2026
very important video please watch
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Also, can we talk about Dan Mora's variant cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC? How cool is this?!?!!!
Dan Mora's variant cover for JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC, featuring Galaxy and Dreamer in a cool sci-fi landscape.
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